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İ was reading the hgsn light novel (if i don't practice japanese I'll be back to N4 before school starts) and i read that in his dying moments hikaru specifically says "anyone is fine as long as they will be beside him in my place." Which speaks to me of some unspoken feelings ngl

Gut wrenching, really. I'm crying.

İ thought i understood the charlie hype. I was wrong. I need that man biblically.

#one fic and I am head over heels #he is so sweet??? so charming??? are you serious???#i want to be his conventionally young trad wife #i would let him do whatever he wants to me I'm serious.

İ was a fool for not reading poly this shits amazing

When the media you consume requires you to take notes and have some sort of pattern recognition skill but all your notes look like this and you can't read

How badly do you guys think John freaked out when they felt Arthur wasn't dead?

#“YELLOW LET ME GO MY BOYFRİEND İS ALİVE #DAMN İT JOHN DAMN YOU AND THAT FUCK ASS RAT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO STAY DEAD #or was he like trying to keep his cool #“no I'm fine with it. i don't really care... how do we look? yellow? do we look okay?”#“what the fuckk do you mean?#“do we look... presentable? maybe we should change the cloak. put on that new one with the details.”#“fuck you John”#ehat am i even typing man #i had fun tho

Putting the narrator in the story as a character, making him have agency and a personality AND making his narrating a part of his personality is truly genius.

#malevolent has such a cool concept #no wander I'm fucking obsessed with it oh god #not me admiring the story telling like my last 3 months haven't been spent thinking of it constantly

İf John ever gets his own body him and Arthur are on each other in seconds i just know it.

#maybe they'd hug maybe they'd try to strangle each other #but i know there is touch happening

My malevolent oc writes yaoi fanfic for John's stories then sends him fan mail.

#John opens the letter to find a cute note about how he's such an inspiration for me and sees that i attached a little snipped of smut #as a treat #porn with plot one shot with artwork that was drawn with a pencil on a napkin #now that's what i call fanmail

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It's a third, worse thing

#this destroyed me

İt's so funny to me how Jon has been stalking his coworkers full time for the last 15 episodes and now that they are avoiding him for it he thinks they must be planning something.

#yeah they are planning something #a visit to the hr is what they are planning Jon

İf the roles were reversed and Arthur was the one in John's head they wouldn't come as far as they did. The horrors would come and find them now and then but they would manage to avoid it one way or another. İ kinda think they would have more peaceful moments they could even have a life.

#because between the two Arthur is always the one who jumps into danger #John is the type to know when to run away

İn ep 56 while Jon was shouting at martin to be honest with him i really thought he was going to confess his love or something.

İ hate being yaoi pilled.

John's physical body headcanons:

He is taller than most not only tall but a bit lanky too. Legs and arms a bit too long for comfort.

He has a staring problem. He had it when he was with Arthur too it's just a trait of his.

Despite not talking much he is quite expressive with his face. Meaning he rolls his eyes at ppl.

Gravitation towards Arthur is real. He is always walking beside him, standing beside him. İn a room full of empty seats he takes the one beside Arthur. İn a bathroom full of empty stalls he pees beside Arthur. He's like a tail following him around and Arthur is so used to it by this point. So used to it that Arthur could turn to tell something to John out of habit even when John is not with him.

He has a bit of a resting bitch face. A mean resting bitch face, even. He is furrowing his eyebrows and staring into your soul while thinking what he'll have for dinner.

Despite being tall large and imposing he assumes he takes up less space than he does. He will step into a small crowded elevator despite it being better for him to wait for the next one without hesitation and trust that he won't realize he is being an inconvenience to everyone else.

He is a picky eater. No need to elaborate.

He is better dressed than Arthur always. He puts a lot of work into his appearance actually. He likes self care. You can find him in a clay mask with cucumbers slices on his eyes.

İ don't think i can express how in the way this guy is. Already small seats and a guy as large as him shouldn't probably sit down? He sits down. Bus is crowded he should stay by the wall for ppl to pass through? He is right in the middle. He stops in the middle of the streets and doesn't even think to step to the side. He is such an annoyance to walk beside for everyone except Arthur bc he has no idea how much space he takes up. He is not rude about it though, he will step aside if you ask him it's just ppl tend to look at him annoyedly instead of asking.

He usually hates whatever Arthur is eating. Their eating habits are very different he'd rather cook his own dinner and offer it to Arthur then risk starving when Arthur is cooking.

İ know he has dark hair but i don't know about his skin color or ethnicity. Could be anything really. İ like imagining him with long hair bc guy with long hair pretty brain go places.

#i might continue this later