I Lie Here as a Complex Mess of Beer and Cynicism.

Ryan, 23, Perth Australia. Comics, Beer, Metal. god knows whats going on, Il run with it

[altmodelgirlcrush]

Lusy Logan

[valaryaa]

Saoirse Ronan photographed by Alasdair McLellan (2015)

[thelucky8]

jesus christ.

[redhead-beauties]

[saturdayfeverish-blog]

« Il cinismo è semplicemente l'arte di vedere le cose come sono, non quali dovrebbero essere. »

[wheelhands]

Jae Lee

[john-constantine]

[daredevilize-blog]

Incognito

by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips

[xombiedirge]

John Constantine by Neil McClements

[sadietheginger]

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[dredpyrate]

[thelucky8]

It’s funny sometimes you just have to stop, sit down and think “wow, mother of god and all that is holy in the land of the living, there are people that exist that are that attractive, my friend was right it isn’t just a fucking myth”

[lmaoparadise]

[tharook]

PLANT YOUR CHILDREN IN THE GROUND AND FEED THEM ONLY FERTILISER.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Mow your children regularly

[vaguelyethereal]

POUR WATER ON YOUR CHILDREN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WATER THEM AND MAKE SURE THEY GET ENOUGH SUNLIGHT

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CUT PARTS OF THEM OFF AND BURY THEM IN THE GROUND TO GET MORE CHILDREN

[tinyvessell]

MAKE SURE TO YELL AT YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY GET ENOUGH CO2

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PLAY THEM CLASSICAL MUSIC SO THEY GROW BETTER

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Surprise your partner with a bouquet of children on your anniversary

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USE CHILDREN AS SEASONING ON YOUR MEALS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Remember to buy only fresh children

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IT IS ILLEGAL IN MANY PLACES TO ROLL UP AND SMOKE CHILDREN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Though many advocate legalising the smoking of children and claim it has medicinal benefits

[internationalspacehobo]

And next time, on the Nightvale Gardenning Channel:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AND NOW THE WEATHER

[vaguelyethereal]

IT GOT BETTER

[thelucky8]

What if You’re a plant parent and you read this and you’re like “Well fuck me That’s just a rude assumption”

[daddywain]

[lalasinwonderland]

https://youtu.be/YnLIpe-AGHc

[thevoi-d]

[naturephilia]

Somewhere in Norway. Photo by Shaun Flint.

[thelucky8]

Sometimes I just want to run in a direction until I find somewhere nice, silent, nobody around and when someone asks “where are you?” I want to be able to say “I don’t know and that’s perfect”