more ladyklok!!!!!
sorry about this one lolll i just think she would torment toki when possible

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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
RMH
d e v o n

@theartofmadeline

Andulka

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Origami Around
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occasionally subtle

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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@thelump13
more ladyklok!!!!!
sorry about this one lolll i just think she would torment toki when possible
Dethklok’s animal whisperer🐰
New Metalocalypse episode where murderface is secretly obsessed with chatgpt and it drives him crazy
Let's beat up murderface with mama
random mtl character dump because i have way too many of these things piling up in my camera roll
Nathan would float to the scent
idk how videos work on tumblr but i wanted to share this with my followers on here
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Dethklok Members: Would they let you hold it while they pee?
“Uhhhh….fucking what?”
Thinks it’s the weirdest request in the world, where do you come up with this stuff?
Why would you ever want to do that?
But with enough googoo eyes, he’ll let you do anything. Once.
It’s a very short piss. And you’re never doing it again. Enjoy all of 10 seconds you get.
Would if he could, being trans and all rip that headcanon from my cold, dead hands
Coincidentally, he also asked Nathan to let him hold his dick while he peed. Nathan only agreed cause they were both drunk as shit.
But yeah, not possible. You can hold his hand, though, if that’ll make you happy.
Very unashamed in the bathroom
First he thinks this is some weird pickup line of yours, incredibly disappointed to find out you’re being genuine.
So, no, you can’t.
Too weirded out by it. His dick is too responsive to your touch anyway, he’d have a very ‘hard’ time peeing in the first place.
“Goes ans’ fuxing asks Moidaface if dats your kinks. Weirdos.”
“Sure!” =D
No questions asked. Incredibly happy to please. Smiles directly at you while it happens.
In fact, asks you to start doing it more often. Thinks it’s a very cute bonding ritual.
You’ve created a monster.
Nearly fucking cums in his pants when you ask. He’s been waiting for this all his life.
He actually struggles to give you a direct yes, he’s too flustered and overwhelmed.
Actually gets so nervous and struggles to pee, poor guy.
But when it does happen: probably one of the best moments in his life. He’s fucking shaking with excitement.
This is a new base for him, you’ve officially reached a new level of intimacy and he is Not Going Back.
DUDE.
I turned my sylvanian families into skwistok <3
boys from memphis to bangkok, try to get keys to my candy shop!!!
SET 3/3 - SS & TW
SET 1/3
SET 2/3
(These will be future prints 💥)
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"TOKI SLOWS THE FUCKS DOWN WE AMS GOINGS TO CRASH!!!!!"
"AAAAAAA"
daddy issues
how 2 talk to short people
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