Drinking from the chalice that makes you EVIL

she/it ★ transfem ★ a filthy homestuck ★ I meow every passing day makes me regret my digital footprint more and more.

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

hi this is my intro post I will work on it later :3

[thetyrannytranny]

Fixed your post

Hi my name is June and I am the coolest girl ever even though I like homestuck. I play the piano and also I’m really cute. You can also call me Cat or Sage.

I am a transfem puppygirl, and I also am a cat, but I’m not a catgirl, and it’s important you know that. and I am currently something’s with the pigeon @thetyrannytranny

My moots are: [im too scared to tag your moots]

Also you should give me pets and love because I deserve it a lot

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

hey check out this intro post I wrote with my own two paws

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

fuck I got called ouppy in an otherwise fairly innocuous message and got flustered and squirmed

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

What i was gonna say is that I would totally liveblog snuggling you

you should do this I think. this is not an excuse for us to snuggle or anything, just fyi no reason

[thetyrannytranny]

Of course we would never come up with excuses to snuggle. Bc we’re two straight girls in a gay relationship who occasionally have gay sex

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

I'm so glad you understand. let's make out

[thetyrannytranny]

Of course darlin’ mwah mwah mwah mwah ^w^

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

ehehehehe mwahhh!!!! >w<

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

What i was gonna say is that I would totally liveblog snuggling you

you should do this I think. this is not an excuse for us to snuggle or anything, just fyi no reason

[thetyrannytranny]

Of course we would never come up with excuses to snuggle. Bc we’re two straight girls in a gay relationship who occasionally have gay sex

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

I'm so glad you understand. let's make out

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

What i was gonna say is that I would totally liveblog snuggling you

you should do this I think. this is not an excuse for us to snuggle or anything, just fyi no reason

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

what would you totally I am curious now

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

Scared the living daylights out of me

shhh it's okay... xey can't hurt you

[thetyrannytranny]

Xey could at least move around a little and appreciate all the space the pillow has, but nooooo xey just stay in one spot bc they know I’m too cowardly to shoo it away from my bedding

[bug-that-camoflauges-in-monster]

sorry I'm just in a really really comfy position right now

[thetyrannytranny]

You could find comfier positions on a different pillow grumble grumble

[aceofpans]

are you liveblogging snuggles

[thetyrannytranny]

Xey stole my pillow.

[aceofpans]

?? first base problems (its like first world problems but for snuggles)

[thetyrannytranny]

No like I didn’t have a pillow anymore bc the bug stole it, me and the bug were not snuggling.

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

which is a failure on your part tbh /j

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

oh okay my kitten just pooped in the middle of the floor, which is carpeted. fuck

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

someone called me nonchalant today... I felt a little hurt to be honest

[thetyrannytranny]

What the fuck that’s messed up who did that. Tell me their name.

[thetyrannytranny]

Like right now. Who called you nonchalant. Tell me

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

their name is elena although I don't think you know them

[thetyrannytranny]

Mhmmh mhmmm sharpens my threatening pigeon talons that have grabbed many a fry

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

yesss get her!!!

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

someone called me nonchalant today... I felt a little hurt to be honest

[thetyrannytranny]

What the fuck that’s messed up who did that. Tell me their name.

[thetyrannytranny]

Like right now. Who called you nonchalant. Tell me

[thetyrannytranny]

I would also appreciate their adress if you have that

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

I don't sadly 3:

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

someone called me nonchalant today... I felt a little hurt to be honest

[thetyrannytranny]

What the fuck that’s messed up who did that. Tell me their name.

[thetyrannytranny]

Like right now. Who called you nonchalant. Tell me

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

their name is elena although I don't think you know them

[thelytokouscatwhimsy]

someone called me nonchalant today... I felt a little hurt to be honest

[sweatie-goddess]

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

[sweatie-goddess]

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

[thetyrannytranny]

I would prefer one shitty gender neutral restroom over 2 pristine gendered ones

[thetyrannytranny]

I love my something, my partner, my gay little gf.

[thetyrannytranny]

She’s gay btw. Unlike me who’s straight

[thetyrannytranny]

Ur right I was lying 😔 she’s also straight.

We’re just two straight girls in a relationship and who occasionally have gay sex

[thetyrannytranny]

Couples with matching pronouns 💚