Fic recs for the filthy.

This is Mars and we have a situation.

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No wife. No home. No dog. You have nothing, John. Vengeance is all you have left.

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Cap'NCupcake's Oneshots

because it’s a waste to spend shittons of link posts when you can just put them into one. 

Author: Cap'NCupcake

He Promised: Angst/Romance-T, Maybe Travis couldn’t promise that they would have another child for sure, but he could promise one thing.

Orion’s Hat: Friendship/Romance- T, Travis teaches Katie about some of the constellations … kind of.

Single’s Awareness Day: T, Friendship/Romance- Katie has always hated Valentine’s Day

Words: Romance/Poetry- T, Words could not describe how much Travis loved Katie, but they sure as hell could try.

The After Thanksgiving Day Special: T, Romance/Family- Katie drags Travis down to South Carolina with her to visit her family for the special holiday. It was Thanksgiving. With the food and the football and the family - nothing could go wrong. 

Once Upon a Time: T, Romance/Fantasy- When his daughter can’t seem to fall asleep, Travis decides to tell her a little story.

It All Started With The Dishes: T, Family/Romance- Doing the dishes together leads Katie and Travis to a talk about their futures.

Suck on That, Kate Middleton!: T, Romance/Humor- Travis and Katie go to the grocery store.

Kiss N Tell: K, Humor- Travis really shouldn’t kiss and tell.

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Stay Golden- Twilight, M, Oneshot

Author: GiveUsAKiss413 Pairing: Edward & Bella

Summary: One Shot. Happy. Edward, Bella. “Mom, Mom I’ve met someone. Her.” She’s not free. He’s counting on it. She’s golden sunshine perfect, splayed out on his pillows. Lemony.

This oneshot was pulled. If you want to download it: (x)

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I DIED!!!!!!!!!! 😳😳😳😳 ☺️☺️☺️☺️ 😍😍😍😍

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thanks for dying

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I just want to say thank you all very much for checking out this little blog pls have a good day!!

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Batman Begins/Dark Night+Twilight, M, Complete

Author: wonderwoundedhearers

Pairing: Joker & Bella

Chapters: 12 (39883 words)

The Joker's escaped from Arkham and he only has two things on his mind - causing the Bat some trouble and making some mischief. That's until he meets Isabella Swan. He wants to corrupt every inch of her. Will Bella let him show her madness?

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Twilight, M, Oneshot

Author: CayStar

Pairing: Bella & Paul

Genre: Humor/ Romance

Bella can't keep her eyes off the steamy construction worker, and Paul is having all kinds of naughty school teacher fantasies. What happens when their worlds literally collide?

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Twilight, M, Ongoing

Author: Oriana de la Rose

Pairing: Edward & Bella

Genre: Drama/Romance (and creepy as heck)

Chapters: 2 (5369 words so far)

1680. England. An angel appears to a young, naïve girl. He is striking, powerful, and she is inexplicably drawn towards the darkness within him. The seduction that ensues is swift and powerful. However, things are not as they seem, and what one may perceive to be kindness, may in fact be nothing short of malice.

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Maleficent, General Audiences, Oneshot

Author: Storywhisper

Pairing: Aurora & Diaval

Diaval doesn't like Phillip, and Aurora wonders why.

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Twilight, K+, Oneshot (..more like a drabble, maybe?)

Author: bloodyblond  

Pairing: Bella & Jasper (a neutral.... thing...)

Genre: Humor/Family

The girls are punishing Emmett for a prank that he pulled... but is he as guilty as they think he is? Or was he framed?

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Twilight, E(xplicit), Oneshot

Author: evieeden

Pairing: Jasper & Bella

Bella gets an unexpected visitor at work.

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The Village (yes, that weird movie.), T, Oneshot

Author: volitaire

Pairing:  Kevin & Ivy

Genre: Drama/ Romance

It's going to take a little more than a flimsy Teflon fence to keep Kevin out of the woods.

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Twilight, M, Ongoing

Author: CayStar

Pairing: Bella & Paul

Genre: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort

Chapters: 21 (so far, 47056 words :D)

Billy glanced at me and rolled his eyes. "Don't start, Charlie. He's not a lost little puppy. This kid is every bit as bad as his dad was at his age. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

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OHSHC, T, Complete

Author: maple the wacky tree

Pairing: Kyoya, Haruhi

Genre: Romance

Chapters: 18 (48,820 words)

"What does Tamaki have that I lack?" Kyouya asked quietly. He didn't expect Haruhi to answer. Actually, he really didn't even mean to say that out loud. It just sort of escaped his lips before he could really think, something he tried to avoid doing.

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 Twilight, M, Oneshot

Author: wonderwoundedhearers  

Pairing: Bella & Garrett

"I'm going to give you a number, Bella," he said. "And I want you to use it."

Comanion piece?

Wonderful Distraction: M, oneshot.

Pairing: Jasper & Garrett (lol it’s just all Bella/Jasper/Garrett if you ask me)

I stifled a moan and shut my eyes. "Christ." Everything I had dreamed of was about to come true...

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35 Followers... crying... thank you all babies *sobs*

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Complete +

Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she’s been missing in her long term relationship.

Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more?

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Twilight, T, Oneshot

Author: bloodyblond 

Pairing: Jasper & Bella

Genre: Romance/Humor

The director really wants to finish this damn movie... Now if only he could get the lead actress to stop making moon eyes at the wrong guy.