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Oh God I’m Back

I give up

This salad bussin' yo

#salad #shitpost #them2amthoughts #this salad bussin #using that zesty italian sauce cause Luca made me cry

i might be failing physics but my drawing skills have greatly improved!

#shitpost #quotes #funny #education #physics #failing #art

So my school has core french and special french. Us core kids stopped say oui (yes) and non (no) and started going oui oui baguette and non non croissant, which then got shortened to just baguette (yes) and croissant (non)

The conversations between us and the spenchies goes as follows:

"Allons-y?" (Let's go)

"Baguette"

"...qoui" (what)

"Baguette, allons-y."

"Tu veux une baguette?" (you want a baguette?)

"Croissant"

"Dude what the fuck"

"His eyes were as brown as his skin, that is to say, not very brown as he was white as fuck and his eyes were green."

Empirical formula is a little bitch and was only made to make students suffer

English Teacher: Write a personal essay! About an experience! That changed your life! Show your emotions! Use rhetorical devices!

Me: *writes personal essay and presses submit*

Teacher: *calls fucking child's aid*

I'd like to thank my oversharing ass for this.

I am overdue on 32 assignments and my teacher emails me asking me if I'd like to make up the test I missed on Friday.

The lion

The witch

The ✨audacity✨ of this bitch

I’d like to share some of the puns made by my teacher during optics.

“C’mon guys, it’s LIGHT work”

“Let’s all take a moment to REFLECT”

These are usually followed by him frantically asking “do you get it? do you get it?”

The poor man is going insane.

#science #he looks like antoni from queer eye #optics #physics #puns #shitpost #them2amthoughts #light work #reflect #teacher puns #sharing #we're so done with his puns #he uses slang like lit and vibe

Ever cook rice and then realize that you can go inside the rice cooker and end up in the mushroom kingdom?

mitosis is asexual reproduction.

asexuals, teach me your ways

#asexual #gay #lgbt #queer #aromantic #lesbian #trans #mitosis #my toe sis #reproduction #god dammit asexuals who gave you so much power??

maybe i’m actually a koala. you’ll never know.

#koala #suspicious #who knows #maybe #them2amthoughts #mind fuckery #shitpost

chins are just mounds of flesh on our face.

#chin #chins #shitpost #flesh #face #why do we even have chins #who invented the chin

I just convinced my brother to wear deodorant to his online class cause he smells.

All I’m trying to do is submit my stupid video assignment that took forever to upload to my drive, but now, with only an hour left before it’s due, the ENTIRE WEBSITE where I need to submit it to, CRASHES.

all i have now is a 502 error and a broken heart

#homework #error #502 error #im in pain #the website fucking crashed why now #what did i do to deserve thus #why me

i am THIS CLOSE to cutting my own fucking hair.

THIS FUCKING CLOSE

#quarantine #covidquarantine #hair #cars parked

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