Carry on my wayward son

Hi and welcome to the blog! We have have memes, random stuff that interests me, and some of my art. Feel free to hit me up for a chat if you'd like! P.S. I'm also prone to making really stupid posts in the middle of the night? So watch out for that.

[umberoff]

[themagicalgirlpet]

Welp. I know what character I'm designing next >:3c

[impius-votum]

[scarecrowbutch]

types of people: cryptids

bigfoot: mom friend, tired, loves warm sweaters and hugs, just wants some peace and quiet, do no harm but take no shit, oldest of the group, let them take a nap

mothman: intimidating, never really speaks, very smart, gives good advice, can seem cold but has a good heart, probably gay, hates eye contact, would kill for the ones they love

nessie: wine aunt, good looking TM, petty af, definitely a lesbian, sarcasm is their first language, a bit of a bitch, popular, “i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual”

nightcrawler: a giant meme, never sleeps, always has energy, screams a lot, kind of a fuckboi, plays overwatch, a lil annoying, stomach like a bottomless pit always seen with alien

chupacabra: always hungry, never shaves, has a temper, terrible posture, lives off of coffee, can’t sit still, never seen doing their work but somehow gets good grades

ghost: the chill friend, trying their best, dead on the inside, watches anime, knows way more than they let on, is perpetually in an emo phase, genuinely cares for the few friends they have

alien: lmao what is gender, gives zero fucks, just wants to have a good time, listens to 80s music, feels connected with space and the stars, always seen with nightcrawler

[cypheroftyr]

[farmsuggestion]

ive said it before and ill say it again

yehaw

[vimeddiart]

Some Venom things for practice!

[essor0706]

Like father, like daughter

[cowboyjimkirk]

I don’t trust Tom Hardy because he seems like the kind of dog lover who despises cats. Who acts like the entire species slighted him personally and are the cause of global warming.

[cowboyjimkirk]

Meanwhile, Chris Evans and Chris Pine seem like the kind of dog lovers who prefer dogs but still like cats and understand that they just express affection differently.

[crimsonclad]

NOTORIOUS rescuer of helpless Romanian street kitten Tom Hardy, who illicitly hid the cat in his hotel room and made sure his new friend got adopted by nice local people before he left the country and posted blogs about how much he loved him??? NAY, I say unto thee. NAY INDEED. “On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop and I’m looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat, a man this your… nothing, infact the languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I’m like no, you don’t understand this is not my kitten, this is God’s child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now … I got to find him a home is there like an RSPCA here or something? the girls at reception fall in love with him. he’s all fluffy coz I put him in a bath, I told them they’re like we can see, really this kat sparkles now. but he doesn’t want to hang out with them he wants to sit on my shoulder and stare and watch MTV in the room… . tomorrow he’s coming to work and we’re going  to try and get him rehoused. he is such a dude, and he is very funny  and likes to talk a lot cuddle and sleep, plus he follows me everywhere  talking romanian, I’m like I live in london dude I have no idea what  you’re on about”

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

[akutamis]

Um actually,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

[surreal--memes]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Me: My favorite movies are romcoms disguised as superhero movies

Someone: Wh-

Me:

[carana0]

Skeletons know what’s up.

Turn off mute!

[curioscurio]

Quirk: Muppetization!

Kermit-San’s quirk can turn anyone he makes direct eye to eye contact with into a muppet! Side effects include disorientation, clumsyness, and a decrease in maneuverability. 

Thank you to everyone who submitted quirks!

[pennypeabody]

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

this is a callout of all of yall on this hellsite

[cyancrown]

No trash food day ( • ̀ω•́ )

[yamujiburo]

im here for these two pika boyfriends

[cgoblinqueen]

or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

[yamujiburo]

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

[raventherogue]

Reblog if your happy for these

Gay Pikachus

[sippyteaevs]

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…

 :･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

[defilerwyrm]

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

[amynchan]

This is the fanfic fortune.  It shall inspire you to fanfic.

[rabidchild67]

Reblog to cure writer’s block

[rk-1k]

will get back to u if my writer’s block gets cured