TheMagicLog

"That's got mad cheedzburgher energy." -Griffin McElroy

[firefox-official]

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(quietly to waiter) so am i paying? or was this your gift to me?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

great to see you dude. thanks for coming. what's your personal connection to me btw? how do you fit into my picture?

[stonergirlswag]

[lambpaca]

Did u fucking see that

[sadhoc]

to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment

[energyprison]

The surgery grape just started a podcast

[aflo]

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

[aflo]

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[easel-eisel]

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

[chantilly8-deactivated20241126]

[niceinchnails]

[deadelated]

[dreadwedge]

bart simpson powers and abilities

[dreadwedge]

bart simpson weaknesses and resistances

[dreadwedge]

urgent

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[transmutationisms]

dont unfollow me im pregnant with your post

[transmutationisms]

im posting and its yours

[triangleguy]