oh sweet v8 why did i do this

hi. name's libby. i really have no idea why i let my lancer talk me into things

[themagnificentlibby]

Do you think this is chrome enough?

hmmmm. i like the design but the color would make it a target in the wasteland.

[chronivore]

[kalamity-jayne]

[mantis-lizbian]

remember all those people who were always going "noo! don't ne mean to the cute doggo! the little pupper!"?

...yeah... we were telling you.

[frog-squire]

its infuriating how we could be utilizing this incredible technology to actually help people and better society and living conditions, but instead the grubby little fingers of military contract money drive this shit instead. Like we could be using this stuff for mobility aids or search and rescue after disasters but no. All roads of capitalism lead to murderbots

[benevolent-father]

Immortan my tests bare fruitless, most of the warboys are lactose intolerant 😔

what a sad day (for them)

That's not a problem at all. It's good for the economy, and for my son Rictus who loves milk very much. I bet you can tell! Milk makes his bones strong.

[themagnificentlibby]

oh so you CAN answer questions clearly. hmm.

[benevolent-father]

wait how do you even acquire your wives??? are they like. ethically sourced????? do you ethically source your wives

-@themagnificentlibby

All of my Wives are great Wives. Beautiful, too. The most beautiful ever seen by the Wasteland sun. Gorgeous. Very fertile too, sometimes. Ethically sourced? I am the King of Ethics. I can teach you Ethics. You ask how I acquire my Wives? Very well, I shall say it, I'll tell you fair and square. I source them because I am the Immortan. Everyone loves the Immortan, that is me. So this is my answer!

[themagnificentlibby]

well that was unhelpful

[biodome-creature]

I wish I had a husband that loved me...

[posts-from-the-wasteland]

do you want mine he has very cold hands but he is very nice and also pretty

[biodome-creature]

... Sure.

@themagnificentlibby do you consent?

[themagnificentlibby]

you know what sure you seem smart

[themagnificentlibby]

fucking hate it when my heart acts up while im having sex. like Ouch. fucking BITCH behavior.

[themagnificentlibby]

somebody gonna explain why my lancer got up in the middle of the night thus waking me up to slap the shit out of morsov. or am i just supposed to accept his explanation, which was, and I quote, “don’t worry about it lovey go back to sleep”

[themagnificentlibby]

HES FUCKING ROCK CLIMBING AGAIN

[themagnificentlibby]

i need someone to invent something that makes lancers less deranged

[xanaxfarts]

Animals wearing medieval armor

[themagnificentlibby]

my fucking BACK

[biodome-creature]

not sure what i was expecting to happen when the imperators opened the biodome door, but it wasn't this?? look how cute this baby is!! sniffing flowers already, what a gentle soul, he yearns for the sweetness of beauty!

thanks to @posts-from-the-wasteland and @themagnificentlibby ... you're the best war boys ever

[posts-from-the-wasteland]

AWWWW TEENY TINY!!!!

[biodome-creature]

update on the small guy: he's taking a nap on my chest?? no photos of that

[themagnificentlibby]

one of the best place on a human to take a nap tbh. very smart of him.

[biodome-creature]

not sure what i was expecting to happen when the imperators opened the biodome door, but it wasn't this?? look how cute this baby is!! sniffing flowers already, what a gentle soul, he yearns for the sweetness of beauty!

thanks to @posts-from-the-wasteland and @themagnificentlibby ... you're the best war boys ever

[posts-from-the-wasteland]

AWWWW TEENY TINY!!!!

[themagnificentlibby]

glad you like him!!!

[themagnificentlibby]

animal delivered. hopefully hildegard enjoys it is very clingy

[benevolent-father]

we have the creature but it’s now discovered trick is very warm so uh. come pry it off if you want?

-@themagnificentlibby

Boy, do you realize what you're asking of me? Put the thing in a linen bag, tie it (the bag, not the creature) and bring it to the upper floors of the Citadel. My war room. Also, daddy's proud of you.

[themagnificentlibby]

got it.

[biodome-creature]

i had a dream in which i saw my mother laying on a sofa. there was a pie cooling off on the table and she was watching a show on the tv... something about an orange man (i'm pretty sure it wasn't the Immortan, the Immortan is beige) becoming the president??

[themagnificentlibby]

you and trick should start a club called the “people with weird dreams about the before time” club bc this is getting out of hand

[themagnificentlibby]

damn it trick is talking about electoral colleges and orange men again. fucks sake

[posts-from-the-wasteland]

the united states is absolutely fucked if the third parties dont start running useful candidates in elections beyond the presidential

[themagnificentlibby]

love those are not real words. that is fake. what are you talking about

[biodome-creature]

Trick has prophetic visions too?

[themagnificentlibby]

he does not he’s just high