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mkay im in class and have Questions
so everyone here will be subjected to my live-blogging
this'll be fun
who owns the copyright for copyright???
copyrighting is like an onion it has layers
"Sherlock Holmes is in the public domain now so you can publishing and gain money off of SH fanfiction now" - my friend, being right
I'm very proud of my countrymen for introducing America to the world of the proper football chant.
None of this cheerleader stuff for soccer, oh no sireee, I mean, no disrespect to cheerleaders who put a LOT of work and effort into their performances, but somehow "Rah-Rah! We're the best" from peppily gymnastic young things can't quite match the sheer power of entire stadiums of grown up fans yelling at the top of their lungs things like....
It's unclear if this one originated with the English of Scottish games (spelling of "old" as "auld" notwithstanding), but either way, well done.
And it's striking home too! :D
Sportsball holds no interest for me, but that doesn't mean I can't respect the participation aspects sometimes.
The rotting jack-o'-lantern's aides and cabinet have apparently been scrambling to keep him from watching any of the world cup games with English speaking crowds, because so many of the chants have been about Epstein and him.
This includes keeping him from presenting the winners trophy at the final game, because can you IMAGINE sixty thousand international fans with a live target for those chants? He might shit himself to death on the spot.
.....Promise?
letâs talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went âactually! these phone things arenât safe for kids but itâs magically ok once youâre eighteen. guess youâll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause weâre gonna take the devices away from you. ITâS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAININGâ
ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores donât accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I canât text and I canât email and I cant drive to them either and I canât even fucking get public transport without a phone either. canât order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that itâs not just about instagram?
MORTICIA WON TUMBLR SEXYWOMAN
NOW GOMEZ MUST WIN TUMBLR SEXYMAN SO THEY CAN BE TUMBLR SEXYCOUPLE 2026
Also, if the Tennalings can claim a vote for Tenna is a vote for his fallen opponents, then can I say:
A VOTE FOR GOMEZ IS A VOTE FOR SIMON, KERMIT, JESUS, KINGER, etc.!! đ
@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
Yeah, the Ottomans
could have taken this in the
fourteenth century.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old
making this post ruined my life
i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope
Iâd like to say thatâs normal but Iâm a frayed knot
iâm so fucking annoyed at this, just for that you donât get photos of the rope
i changed my mind, this is just too horrifying not to share
itâs called a Hawser and is the thick cable or rope used for towing/mooring a ship
in conclusion, i have nightmares beyond description
NO it would NOT be cool
well i fucken disagree
@scumrunner do you have any cursed facts about hawsers to share ?
As a fiber nerd, i am personally very enthusiastic about themâŚ.
Ohhohohoho DO I EVER. Meet the âsnapback zone,â not an area with cool hats, but instead the unintuitive range at which a hawser can kill you if it breaks under tension.
What if we kissed in the snap-back zone? đł đł đł
I donât think you guys understand how much force this is, a tow rope used to move a 20 foot boat snaps under tension with enough force to dent metal, shatter glass and seriously injure anyone in its way. A Hawser on the other hand⌠Well Iâve seen a concrete pier with a chuck the size of a sedan ripped out of it by a line failure, and anecdotally, Iâve heard of a 2 ton heavy cargo forklift being skidded sideways, then knocked over. These lines snap with enough force to noticably dent the hull armor of navy ships.
This is a line designed to hold in place a moving object that can be easily in excess of 10000 tons. AND THEY CAN BREAK FROM THAT TENSION ALONE.
THESE THINGS ARE TERRIFYING RUBBER BANDS FROM HELL.
Nope Rope
NOPE ROPE
Iâm once again reminded of its much smaller cousin, the haywire.
Youâve heard of the term, âGoing haywire,â right? Ever spared a thought to why that term exists?
See, time was there was a prototype automatic hay-baler. But this was in that magic period juuust before we really got into standardized sizes. So calibration of the machine was handled manually - a mix of guessing and learning from the results of guessing. If youâve read Raising Steam by Sir Terry Pratchett you know that many people donât get to learn from the results of their own guesses, due to being dead.
A poorly calibrated hay-baler had the mechanical strength to smush the hay into a tight bundle, wrap the wire around it, and tie that wire off to maintain the baleâs form. But the pressure of the over-packed hay was a constant outward force. Each bale made by an over-tight baler was potential energy in physical form. We have a word for âpotential energy in physical formâ and that word is âbomb.â
So sometimes, a man would toss a hay bale and it would land with a twang and the man whoâd been reaching down to pick it up where it landed was dead.
And that is what âhaywireâ means.
oh nice. i knew hay bales occasionally spontaneously combust, didnât know they used to have an explosion factor too
I am learning multiple things today
Normally Iâd expect wet plant matter to be less likely to go up in flames, but not hay bales! Those pesky bacteria really like to party in damp conditions. And by party I mean âcreate heat.â
Throwback to the time my little sister asked me how literally everything was invented
Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"
People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."
ppl on ao3 should use the "this work was inspired by" option more. so many fics out there that put links to other fics in the a/n but theres a better option.....
âď¸ use this!!!!!!
important addition i forgot that not everyone might know. similar to how ao3 bookmarks work, you can also link to non-ao3 fanworks using this format. so, for instance, if theres some fanart on tumblr that inspired you to write the fic? you can link that fanart to your fic!
iâm losing my mind
STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction
oh
GROOVE WITH ME BABY
Ya gotta have
â¨âď¸ SOUL âď¸â¨
DONT STOP ME NOW!
I wash the catsâ water bowl every other day and every time I do it they swipe at me and pace around me like they are soooo thirsty and I have just stolen their precious water from them that theyâve been spitting food into and then when I put the clean and full water bowl back down they just sniff it and then donât drink any. Okay so you werenât thirsty and you just didnât trust me is that it
When Danny gets admitted to the hospital as Phantom, heâs asked if he has anybody who could come be with him since heâs a minor. Not sure who else to pick, he requests Mr. Lancer to come.
This has had several fills by now! No particular order of the ones that Iâm aware of (if thereâs others, please feel free to add)
Making Choices (Again and Again) by Ebonyheart (AO3 account restricted)
Hospital Healing by higgidigs
In Case of Emergency by UnlucklyAlis
Emergency Contact by Lexosaurus
I wrote Thereâs a ghost in the hospital, but never finished it.
The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.
So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.
So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...
IMPORTANT UPDATE: The bastards just worked out a deal on the package, and they're going to try and ram it through the House in the next couple of weeks.
So, if you've been waiting to call, the time is NOW. Do it ASAP, be polite, be informed, but light up those phones like a Christmas tree!
