Mags🪝

D4 resident Young/teen mags rp blog

[coralfisher]

I love family lore, my great great great great grandmother was terrible and malicious

[themagsflanagan]

I feel like all your family, except mizzen and your mother are or were terrible and malicious

[coralfisher]

I mean a few of them were fine, but most of them murdered each other.

Actually scratch that, everyone murdered each other

[themagsflanagan]

How nice

how amazing

how lovely

[coralfisher]

Im not even joking

Most deaths in this family are caused by a different family member and they are all brutal deaths

[themagsflanagan]

how does your family still function

[coralfisher]

Um... Greed and wanting to live to see everyone dead

[themagsflanagan]

Of course

why didn’t I think of that

[coralfisher]

We all love money, Mags. In the 'I will kill for money' type of way

[themagsflanagan]

I would say therapy but I don’t think that would work at this point

[coralfisher]

You've suggested therapy before and I sent the therapist to therapy when I did do it

[themagsflanagan]

No wonder she looks away when I see her in public

[coralfisher]

I love family lore, my great great great great grandmother was terrible and malicious

[themagsflanagan]

I feel like all your family, except mizzen and your mother are or were terrible and malicious

[coralfisher]

I mean a few of them were fine, but most of them murdered each other.

Actually scratch that, everyone murdered each other

[themagsflanagan]

How nice

how amazing

how lovely

[coralfisher]

Im not even joking

Most deaths in this family are caused by a different family member and they are all brutal deaths

[themagsflanagan]

how does your family still function

[coralfisher]

Um... Greed and wanting to live to see everyone dead

[themagsflanagan]

Of course

why didn’t I think of that

[coralfisher]

We all love money, Mags. In the 'I will kill for money' type of way

[themagsflanagan]

I would say therapy but I don’t think that would work at this point

[coralfisher]

I love family lore, my great great great great grandmother was terrible and malicious

[themagsflanagan]

I feel like all your family, except mizzen and your mother are or were terrible and malicious

[coralfisher]

I mean a few of them were fine, but most of them murdered each other.

Actually scratch that, everyone murdered each other

[themagsflanagan]

How nice

how amazing

how lovely

[coralfisher]

Im not even joking

Most deaths in this family are caused by a different family member and they are all brutal deaths

[themagsflanagan]

how does your family still function

[coralfisher]

Um... Greed and wanting to live to see everyone dead

[themagsflanagan]

Of course

why didn’t I think of that

[coralfisher]

I love family lore, my great great great great grandmother was terrible and malicious

[themagsflanagan]

I feel like all your family, except mizzen and your mother are or were terrible and malicious

[coralfisher]

I mean a few of them were fine, but most of them murdered each other.

Actually scratch that, everyone murdered each other

[themagsflanagan]

How nice

how amazing

how lovely

[coralfisher]

Im not even joking

Most deaths in this family are caused by a different family member and they are all brutal deaths

[themagsflanagan]

how does your family still function

[coralfisher]

I love family lore, my great great great great grandmother was terrible and malicious

[themagsflanagan]

I feel like all your family, except mizzen and your mother are or were terrible and malicious

[coralfisher]

I mean a few of them were fine, but most of them murdered each other.

Actually scratch that, everyone murdered each other

[themagsflanagan]

How nice

how amazing

how lovely

[coralfisher]

I love family lore, my great great great great grandmother was terrible and malicious

[themagsflanagan]

I feel like all your family, except mizzen and your mother are or were terrible and malicious

[coralfisher]

I ain't never going sailing again, fuck this shit.

[themagsflanagan]

But you love sailing?

[coralfisher]

not without my cigarettes. Everyone was out. EVERYONE. SOMHOW.

[themagsflanagan]

really? That’s weird

[coralfisher]

I ain't never seen grown men sob like babies before this

[themagsflanagan]

Must’ve been a sight to see! I wonder why they were all out

[coralfisher]

I ain't never going sailing again, fuck this shit.

[themagsflanagan]

But you love sailing?

[coralfisher]

not without my cigarettes. Everyone was out. EVERYONE. SOMHOW.

[themagsflanagan]

really? That’s weird

[coralfisher]

I ain't never going sailing again, fuck this shit.

[themagsflanagan]

But you love sailing?

[capitolian-election-official]

Hello, Capitol Panem! This is your opportunity, after the death of the former President Ravinstill, to elect a new candidate to lead our great nation.

The three candidates who have chosen to stand in this election are:

- Coriolanus Snow

- Urban Canville

- Felix Ravinstill

The candidate with the highest vote share will win.

You may vote in a poll posted after the campaigning period has concluded.

Please send us an ask if you have any questions.

Thank you,

The COE team.

(press ‘Read more’ for the OOC introduction)

Hey! You might know me as @districtnothing, and I made this account as an offshoot of a little joke I had with @maidstew.

Please feel free to send asks with queries that either don’t relate to the election or should be answered OOC.

As for voting - the ‘campaigning period’ ends when I feel like it, for the most part.

And thanks for interacting with my little project! I hope we all have some fun with it.

[officialmaudeivorybaird]

VOTE FOR MAUDE IVORY:

I'ma 9 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

I know how to milk a goat 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

My rules:

No bedtime at 8pm (ITS TO EARLY MOMMAAA 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡)

Desert every day even if you don't eat your katniss 🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯

Free kitties and puppies for all 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

No Hungergames 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Field trips to the capitol zoo to see tigers 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅

[themagsflanagan]

I’ll vote for you Maude!☺️

[capitolian-election-official]

As a Victor, you have the right to vote.

However, Maude Ivory Baird is not on the ballot.

[themagsflanagan]

why not? She seems like she’d be a good president

[capitolian-election-official]

Hello, Capitol Panem! This is your opportunity, after the death of the former President Ravinstill, to elect a new candidate to lead our great nation.

The three candidates who have chosen to stand in this election are:

- Coriolanus Snow

- Urban Canville

- Felix Ravinstill

The candidate with the highest vote share will win.

You may vote in a poll posted after the campaigning period has concluded.

Please send us an ask if you have any questions.

Thank you,

The COE team.

(press ‘Read more’ for the OOC introduction)

Hey! You might know me as @districtnothing, and I made this account as an offshoot of a little joke I had with @maidstew.

Please feel free to send asks with queries that either don’t relate to the election or should be answered OOC.

As for voting - the ‘campaigning period’ ends when I feel like it, for the most part.

And thanks for interacting with my little project! I hope we all have some fun with it.

[officialmaudeivorybaird]

VOTE FOR MAUDE IVORY:

I'ma 9 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

I know how to milk a goat 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

My rules:

No bedtime at 8pm (ITS TO EARLY MOMMAAA 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡)

Desert every day even if you don't eat your katniss 🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯🍧🍬🍪🍩🍫🧁🎂🎂🍬🍯🍯

Free kitties and puppies for all 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

No Hungergames 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Field trips to the capitol zoo to see tigers 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅

[themagsflanagan]

I’ll vote for you Maude!☺️

[coralfisher]

Coral🥺

can you come to the market with me? I need to buy some more painting stuff but I don’t wanna go alone

-Mags🪝

yes of course I'll go with you :]

[themagsflanagan]

Thank you!

[coralfisher]

I hate my fucking family they're getting on my nerves again.

Where is my girlfriend I want my girlfriend right now

[themagsflanagan]

What’d they do now?

[coralfisher]

Theyre trying to marry me off again.

For more money.

WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS 18 TO BRING THE DAMN MARRIAGE SHIT UP AGAIN.

[themagsflanagan]

what!? Why!?

don’t they know you have Lucy gray!?

[coralfisher]

Do you seriously think they would stop if I brought Lucy Gray in?

Absolutely not.

You know the awful things they'll say about her.

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t see how anyone could dislike her, she’s so nice and pretty and thoughtful, but then again your family can make fun of anyone and anything so..

[coralfisher]

My family also only cares about money, status, and the bloodline....

[themagsflanagan]

..Such douches, are you sure you and mizzen aren’t adopted?

[coralfisher]

We came from Mama and Iver's marriage... so no, we are not adopted

[themagsflanagan]

I struggle to believe that

[coralfisher]

I don't struggle to believe that in all honesty

[themagsflanagan]

Well, I can have my own opinion🥰

[coralfisher]

Sometimes you shouldn't have opinions

[themagsflanagan]

Excuse me what

[coralfisher]

I will rid you of your rights

[themagsflanagan]

New red flag to add to my list🥳

[coralfisher]

Atta girl

Finally recognizing red flags

[themagsflanagan]

Wahoo!

Second red flag I’ve ever noticed

[coralfisher]

So proud of you😌

[themagsflanagan]

My list of red flags😌

[coralfisher]

Thank you for recognizing the red flags

Including me

[themagsflanagan]

Of course🥰

[coralfisher]

Youre so smart now

[themagsflanagan]

I’ve always been smart🤨

[coralfisher]

You tired eating pearls and seashells because you thought you would turn into a mermaid

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t

..I don’t know what you’re talking about😀

[coralfisher]

I have a very vivid memory of wrestling pearls out of your hands when we were seven so you wouldn't eat them

[themagsflanagan]

..that never happened

[coralfisher]

It did, your pa was there with us

[themagsflanagan]

..well that’s the only dumb thing I’ve ever done, so you can’t call me dumb just for one incident

[coralfisher]

Youve done so many stupid things I lost count

[themagsflanagan]

That’s a lie 😌

[coralfisher]

Its the furtherest from a lie actually

[themagsflanagan]

..No

[coralfisher]

Yes. You've done some stupid shit

[themagsflanagan]

Well you’ve..well you’ve..You’ve done…uhmmm

[coralfisher]

Youve got this, use those last few braincells of yours

[themagsflanagan]

You’ve..you ate rotten fish one time!

[coralfisher]

Not my fault, someone was trying to kill me when I was drunk

[themagsflanagan]

I think you were hallucinating

[coralfisher]

Its happened before

[themagsflanagan]

Alright

[coralfisher]

I hate my fucking family they're getting on my nerves again.

Where is my girlfriend I want my girlfriend right now

[themagsflanagan]

What’d they do now?

[coralfisher]

Theyre trying to marry me off again.

For more money.

WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS 18 TO BRING THE DAMN MARRIAGE SHIT UP AGAIN.

[themagsflanagan]

what!? Why!?

don’t they know you have Lucy gray!?

[coralfisher]

Do you seriously think they would stop if I brought Lucy Gray in?

Absolutely not.

You know the awful things they'll say about her.

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t see how anyone could dislike her, she’s so nice and pretty and thoughtful, but then again your family can make fun of anyone and anything so..

[coralfisher]

My family also only cares about money, status, and the bloodline....

[themagsflanagan]

..Such douches, are you sure you and mizzen aren’t adopted?

[coralfisher]

We came from Mama and Iver's marriage... so no, we are not adopted

[themagsflanagan]

I struggle to believe that

[coralfisher]

I don't struggle to believe that in all honesty

[themagsflanagan]

Well, I can have my own opinion🥰

[coralfisher]

Sometimes you shouldn't have opinions

[themagsflanagan]

Excuse me what

[coralfisher]

I will rid you of your rights

[themagsflanagan]

New red flag to add to my list🥳

[coralfisher]

Atta girl

Finally recognizing red flags

[themagsflanagan]

Wahoo!

Second red flag I’ve ever noticed

[coralfisher]

So proud of you😌

[themagsflanagan]

My list of red flags😌

[coralfisher]

Thank you for recognizing the red flags

Including me

[themagsflanagan]

Of course🥰

[coralfisher]

Youre so smart now

[themagsflanagan]

I’ve always been smart🤨

[coralfisher]

You tired eating pearls and seashells because you thought you would turn into a mermaid

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t

..I don’t know what you’re talking about😀

[coralfisher]

I have a very vivid memory of wrestling pearls out of your hands when we were seven so you wouldn't eat them

[themagsflanagan]

..that never happened

[coralfisher]

It did, your pa was there with us

[themagsflanagan]

..well that’s the only dumb thing I’ve ever done, so you can’t call me dumb just for one incident

[coralfisher]

Youve done so many stupid things I lost count

[themagsflanagan]

That’s a lie 😌

[coralfisher]

Its the furtherest from a lie actually

[themagsflanagan]

..No

[coralfisher]

Yes. You've done some stupid shit

[themagsflanagan]

Well you’ve..well you’ve..You’ve done…uhmmm

[coralfisher]

Youve got this, use those last few braincells of yours

[themagsflanagan]

You’ve..you ate rotten fish one time!

[coralfisher]

Not my fault, someone was trying to kill me when I was drunk

[themagsflanagan]

I think you were hallucinating

[coralfisher]

I hate my fucking family they're getting on my nerves again.

Where is my girlfriend I want my girlfriend right now

[themagsflanagan]

What’d they do now?

[coralfisher]

Theyre trying to marry me off again.

For more money.

WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS 18 TO BRING THE DAMN MARRIAGE SHIT UP AGAIN.

[themagsflanagan]

what!? Why!?

don’t they know you have Lucy gray!?

[coralfisher]

Do you seriously think they would stop if I brought Lucy Gray in?

Absolutely not.

You know the awful things they'll say about her.

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t see how anyone could dislike her, she’s so nice and pretty and thoughtful, but then again your family can make fun of anyone and anything so..

[coralfisher]

My family also only cares about money, status, and the bloodline....

[themagsflanagan]

..Such douches, are you sure you and mizzen aren’t adopted?

[coralfisher]

We came from Mama and Iver's marriage... so no, we are not adopted

[themagsflanagan]

I struggle to believe that

[coralfisher]

I don't struggle to believe that in all honesty

[themagsflanagan]

Well, I can have my own opinion🥰

[coralfisher]

Sometimes you shouldn't have opinions

[themagsflanagan]

Excuse me what

[coralfisher]

I will rid you of your rights

[themagsflanagan]

New red flag to add to my list🥳

[coralfisher]

Atta girl

Finally recognizing red flags

[themagsflanagan]

Wahoo!

Second red flag I’ve ever noticed

[coralfisher]

So proud of you😌

[themagsflanagan]

My list of red flags😌

[coralfisher]

Thank you for recognizing the red flags

Including me

[themagsflanagan]

Of course🥰

[coralfisher]

Youre so smart now

[themagsflanagan]

I’ve always been smart🤨

[coralfisher]

You tired eating pearls and seashells because you thought you would turn into a mermaid

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t

..I don’t know what you’re talking about😀

[coralfisher]

I have a very vivid memory of wrestling pearls out of your hands when we were seven so you wouldn't eat them

[themagsflanagan]

..that never happened

[coralfisher]

It did, your pa was there with us

[themagsflanagan]

..well that’s the only dumb thing I’ve ever done, so you can’t call me dumb just for one incident

[coralfisher]

Youve done so many stupid things I lost count

[themagsflanagan]

That’s a lie 😌

[coralfisher]

Its the furtherest from a lie actually

[themagsflanagan]

..No

[coralfisher]

Yes. You've done some stupid shit

[themagsflanagan]

Well you’ve..well you’ve..You’ve done…uhmmm

[coralfisher]

Youve got this, use those last few braincells of yours

[themagsflanagan]

You’ve..you ate rotten fish one time!

[coralfisher]

I hate my fucking family they're getting on my nerves again.

Where is my girlfriend I want my girlfriend right now

[themagsflanagan]

What’d they do now?

[coralfisher]

Theyre trying to marry me off again.

For more money.

WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS 18 TO BRING THE DAMN MARRIAGE SHIT UP AGAIN.

[themagsflanagan]

what!? Why!?

don’t they know you have Lucy gray!?

[coralfisher]

Do you seriously think they would stop if I brought Lucy Gray in?

Absolutely not.

You know the awful things they'll say about her.

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t see how anyone could dislike her, she’s so nice and pretty and thoughtful, but then again your family can make fun of anyone and anything so..

[coralfisher]

My family also only cares about money, status, and the bloodline....

[themagsflanagan]

..Such douches, are you sure you and mizzen aren’t adopted?

[coralfisher]

We came from Mama and Iver's marriage... so no, we are not adopted

[themagsflanagan]

I struggle to believe that

[coralfisher]

I don't struggle to believe that in all honesty

[themagsflanagan]

Well, I can have my own opinion🥰

[coralfisher]

Sometimes you shouldn't have opinions

[themagsflanagan]

Excuse me what

[coralfisher]

I will rid you of your rights

[themagsflanagan]

New red flag to add to my list🥳

[coralfisher]

Atta girl

Finally recognizing red flags

[themagsflanagan]

Wahoo!

Second red flag I’ve ever noticed

[coralfisher]

So proud of you😌

[themagsflanagan]

My list of red flags😌

[coralfisher]

Thank you for recognizing the red flags

Including me

[themagsflanagan]

Of course🥰

[coralfisher]

Youre so smart now

[themagsflanagan]

I’ve always been smart🤨

[coralfisher]

You tired eating pearls and seashells because you thought you would turn into a mermaid

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t

..I don’t know what you’re talking about😀

[coralfisher]

I have a very vivid memory of wrestling pearls out of your hands when we were seven so you wouldn't eat them

[themagsflanagan]

..that never happened

[coralfisher]

It did, your pa was there with us

[themagsflanagan]

..well that’s the only dumb thing I’ve ever done, so you can’t call me dumb just for one incident

[coralfisher]

Youve done so many stupid things I lost count

[themagsflanagan]

That’s a lie 😌

[coralfisher]

Its the furtherest from a lie actually

[themagsflanagan]

..No

[coralfisher]

Yes. You've done some stupid shit

[themagsflanagan]

Well you’ve..well you’ve..You’ve done…uhmmm

[coralfisher]

I hate my fucking family they're getting on my nerves again.

Where is my girlfriend I want my girlfriend right now

[themagsflanagan]

What’d they do now?

[coralfisher]

Theyre trying to marry me off again.

For more money.

WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS 18 TO BRING THE DAMN MARRIAGE SHIT UP AGAIN.

[themagsflanagan]

what!? Why!?

don’t they know you have Lucy gray!?

[coralfisher]

Do you seriously think they would stop if I brought Lucy Gray in?

Absolutely not.

You know the awful things they'll say about her.

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t see how anyone could dislike her, she’s so nice and pretty and thoughtful, but then again your family can make fun of anyone and anything so..

[coralfisher]

My family also only cares about money, status, and the bloodline....

[themagsflanagan]

..Such douches, are you sure you and mizzen aren’t adopted?

[coralfisher]

We came from Mama and Iver's marriage... so no, we are not adopted

[themagsflanagan]

I struggle to believe that

[coralfisher]

I don't struggle to believe that in all honesty

[themagsflanagan]

Well, I can have my own opinion🥰

[coralfisher]

Sometimes you shouldn't have opinions

[themagsflanagan]

Excuse me what

[coralfisher]

I will rid you of your rights

[themagsflanagan]

New red flag to add to my list🥳

[coralfisher]

Atta girl

Finally recognizing red flags

[themagsflanagan]

Wahoo!

Second red flag I’ve ever noticed

[coralfisher]

So proud of you😌

[themagsflanagan]

My list of red flags😌

[coralfisher]

Thank you for recognizing the red flags

Including me

[themagsflanagan]

Of course🥰

[coralfisher]

Youre so smart now

[themagsflanagan]

I’ve always been smart🤨

[coralfisher]

You tired eating pearls and seashells because you thought you would turn into a mermaid

[themagsflanagan]

..I don’t

..I don’t know what you’re talking about😀

[coralfisher]

I have a very vivid memory of wrestling pearls out of your hands when we were seven so you wouldn't eat them

[themagsflanagan]

..that never happened

[coralfisher]

It did, your pa was there with us

[themagsflanagan]

..well that’s the only dumb thing I’ve ever done, so you can’t call me dumb just for one incident

[coralfisher]

Youve done so many stupid things I lost count

[themagsflanagan]

That’s a lie 😌

[coralfisher]

Its the furtherest from a lie actually

[themagsflanagan]

..No