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G R E E T I N G S .

I am known by several as Puddle the Horse. My namer, Oliver Teach who I am eternally loyal to, is on here, so I have decided to join in his footsteps. I also heard my maker and papa, The Gillion Tidestrider, has also acquired a "Tumblr Blog" so do with that information what you shall.

I hope you can be respectful on my blog, I have listed my professional nouns in my biographical description. If a reminder is requested or in need, I use he/him, it/itself, aqua/aquaself, sea/foam, and any other sea and/or ocean related neo-professional nouns you may acquire.

This is a blog that is forever in character, as Cheri, my player, has decidedly made me an omnipotent being and a 4th wall breaker. However, any direct addresses to outside media or things I normally would not say "in character" shall get a tag.

Before the tags are listed, I must provide you with a banner.

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Now into the tags.

"#splishy splash" will be my "in character" tag. These are times I do not use or reference my complete knowledge.

"#all dried up" will be my "out of character" tag. This will be when I am 'goofing around' or using my whole given knowledge.

"#that small boy" will be my interaction tag specifically for Oliver Teach.

"#shaping the conversational flow" will be my interaction tag for anybody but Oliver Teach.

"#lets all talk to the water horse" will be my tag for answering your inquiring.

Now, this "roleplay" blog may possibly have spoilers for the Dungeons and Dragons Podcast Just Roll With It's Riptide. This blog will also not be 100 percent "accurate" to "canon", as it will be headcanoned upon. It is also important to note this is one of the more joking roleplay blogs. To get Cheri's full roleplay list, click or tap the link provided with this sentence.

Cheri's main blog can also be found at @s0lar-ch3ri. If you are to address Cheri, refrain from using any pronouns, at least if you are from this blog. With that, I bid you all farewell.

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dunked on that bisexual big time out my waters pee paw im balling

#just role(play) with it #all dried up #ooc: check the drey blog for context #also im back hi guys

oh were fucked arent we

#just role(play) with it #all dried up

I wonder if there are any out there who may relate to that feeling of being born over and over just to die again...

#splishy splash #just role(play) with it

W H O I S M A R K W I N T E R S A N D W H Y D O E S A N Y B O D Y C A R E I F H I S A S S F A T S A Y I T I S A N D M O V E O N

#just role(play) with it #all dried up

Puddles are your feet (hooves?) in good condition?

I would prefer you to refrain from calling them feet. However, yes, I would say they are indeed in good condition.

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HELLO, HORSE SON! I WAS RECENTLY MADE AWARE THAT YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON THIS STRANGE APPLICATION! HOW ARE YOU?

-GILLION TIDESTRIDER, CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA, HERO OF THE DEEP, AND YOUR DAD!

Ah, greetings father. I am doing splendidly, the wife is in a great mood and so is my pride and joy, my son.

#lets all talk to the water horse #splishy splash #just role(play) with it #shaping the conversational flow

perhaps they are of a "bone investigatory league" or some other similar organization.

-🦴[it/xey]

Mayhaps. Regardless, you all as a collective, your work is intriguing to say the least. You may call it an admiration even. It is almost hard to believe you would come across universes just to hold chat with me.

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You have teeth?? And bones??? I thought you were just like.. hard water

Hard...water...This is an intriguing idea. In all honesty, it does depend on the water Gillion, my father and creator, uses. If the water has bones, I have bones. Something like that, at the very least.

#jrwi #jrwi podcast #jrwi show #lets all talk to the water horse #splishy splash #just role(play) with it

they are not of our councils, not currently at least. (though this statement is open to change if they wish to join the collective)

-🦴[The Bone Eater Collective] [it/xey]

I see. I misunderstand why these people want to know about my bone conditions, but such is the curiosity of "regular" mortal beings. I do not mean to imply me being immortal, but I am certainly not mortal like others are.

#jrwi #jrwi podcast #jrwi show #lets all talk to the water horse #splishy splash #just role(play) with it

Ever been in a show? I can sign you up

I do not know you Anonymous, do not sign me up for random things. I am very fine with not being in a show.

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Can you do tricks?

Yes. I am very capable of tricks.

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Puddle are your bones in good condition

...I would like to believe you apart of the "Bone Eater Collective" as xey have been called, the ones toying with the Generation Loss Bloggers.

#jrwi #jrwi podcast #jrwi show #lets all talk to the water horse #just role(play) with it #all dried up

Puddles are your teeth in good condition

...Describe "good condition" to me. This feels vaguely threatening.