Homebase: /t0rque

[themaleclitoris]

My only quote worth quoting

I can’t help but feel like a modern day Icarus, I just can’t stop getting higher.

[themaleclitoris]

when i was in third grade, i thought that i was gay

when i was in fourth grade, i thought i was a jew

[vicemagazineofficial]

[queerjock]

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

[astrodidact]

[eltigrechico]

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

[sleepybutches]

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

[painpro]

i really just got the url thegayamongus

[natasalways]

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

[mysterysolver]

yes you can

[natasalways]

shut up nerd

[ambitiouspants]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

[japanesoup]

Make a way for the boss

[unclefather]

[zechv]

my phone went from 80% to 6% and it shut down im so confused

[zechv]

[fshteeth]

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

[gameraddictions-deactivated2018]

artwork

Bravely Default

[c-headsmag]

[spacemen01-deactivated20150201]

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

[buckythirteen]

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks