Gender Cultist who Worships Transvestites

"The mathom house it was called; for anything that hobbits had no immediate use for, but were unwilling to throw away, they called a mathom." ✡️ ♿️ 🧿 🏳️‍🌈 they/she, 30+ I mostly post about cats tbh

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[pompomposting]

he has tied his scarf in a bow

[thememedaddy]

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[themathomhouse]

yes I am sick and having an awful fibro flare why do you ask

[themathomhouse]

okay no but with his four chords and out of tune he sang teenagers by mcr, this is a hate crime against my emo teen self

[themathomhouse]

the lady opposite is also now hoovering her front garden again and I am about to become the joker

[themathomhouse]

SUPERMARKET DELIVERY MAN SAID "these aren't very good are they? Bit loud!"

VINDICATION

[themathomhouse]

After murdering Zombie by The Corrs and getting the words wrong, quiet at last

[themathomhouse]

literally planning on writing my first stand up set for the sold purpose of turning down the amp and guaranteeing 15 minutes of quiet

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[themathomhouse]

yes I am sick and having an awful fibro flare why do you ask

[themathomhouse]

okay no but with his four chords and out of tune he sang teenagers by mcr, this is a hate crime against my emo teen self

[themathomhouse]

the lady opposite is also now hoovering her front garden again and I am about to become the joker

[themathomhouse]

SUPERMARKET DELIVERY MAN SAID "these aren't very good are they? Bit loud!"

VINDICATION

[themathomhouse]

After murdering Zombie by The Corrs and getting the words wrong, quiet at last

[rodent-detector]

Today I share with you bronze rats from the Meiji period.

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[themathomhouse]

yes I am sick and having an awful fibro flare why do you ask

[themathomhouse]

okay no but with his four chords and out of tune he sang teenagers by mcr, this is a hate crime against my emo teen self

[themathomhouse]

the lady opposite is also now hoovering her front garden again and I am about to become the joker

[themathomhouse]

SUPERMARKET DELIVERY MAN SAID "these aren't very good are they? Bit loud!"

VINDICATION

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[themathomhouse]

yes I am sick and having an awful fibro flare why do you ask

[themathomhouse]

okay no but with his four chords and out of tune he sang teenagers by mcr, this is a hate crime against my emo teen self

[themathomhouse]

the lady opposite is also now hoovering her front garden again and I am about to become the joker

[beardedmrbean]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbD3LTlxc45/?igsh=MWxqczk5OHJscjltMg==

The response to the babysitting comment is perfect, sexists getting shamed is a win.

His whole thing here is the way to live a much funnier life,

Bring back sarcastaball, and make the world a better place.

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[themathomhouse]

yes I am sick and having an awful fibro flare why do you ask

[themathomhouse]

okay no but with his four chords and out of tune he sang teenagers by mcr, this is a hate crime against my emo teen self

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[themathomhouse]

yes I am sick and having an awful fibro flare why do you ask

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[themathomhouse]

no don’t clap him that was garbage

this village is full of philistines

[unsubconscious]

Elena Wuest (German, b. 1977) ‘Beyond’, 2025 Oil on canvas, 80 x 60cm

[themathomhouse]

either the same fucking band keeps playing at the open mic night in the pub downstairs or all middle-aged men with a guitar and foot drum know exactly four chords

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes: