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hi im al, they/them, 24

[strictlyquadrilateral]

i would never wish celiac on anyone but sometimes i wish i could give people the experience temporarily so they stop judging me for being so cautious around food. someone once gave me a hard time for only ever ordering the same thing at one of the few local restaurants i can eat at, and it's like.... well, i have confirmed that this one thing will not poison me. i have not yet confirmed that anything else on the menu will not poison me. i don't feel like violently throwing up today if i take a risk that pans out badly.

[existennialmemes]

I have Crohn's not celiac, but the vibe is honestly exactly the same. I think people who do not experience chronic GI disorders truly do not understand the unmitigated horror that is unleashed by eating the Wrong™ food. Like.

I do not want to spend the next several days or weeks bent over in agony as my intestines try to physically yeet themselves out of my body.

So no. I'm not going to risk eating something that may contain a trigger food. Yes, it is that serious. And no, I'm not being "difficult" about it.

You are for insisting that your food preferences outweigh my desire to not get fucking poisoned.

[bruisesndcontusions]

*removing your organs one by one*ok please stop screaming.like you know i have a problem with loud noises.can you try to be quieter?

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[mrrrl]

I made a comic about Furby babies and emotional neglect. As you do. (Click through for more legible resolution!)

[kiwibirdkiwi]

Writing is hard because on one hand, I can literally just write words. Which is easy. But on the other hand, I have to write words. Which is hard.

[fishparasite]

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

[parkayquarts]

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

[64mpg]

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

[phalaropus-lobatus]

my finns

[literatebugs]

addressing the unfair power imbalance of the author and the characters

[importantcatpics]

[lelouch]

[dogpuppy]

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[adonischildsupportcase]