thematthatter

[theconcealedweapon]

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[politicalprof]

Author unknown:

[thestuffedalligator]

Every rich person who goes around talking about how they’re so different and that if they had to start over from $100 today would have a million by the end of the year should be subjected to some kind of fairy curse where they have to earn a million dollars in a year’s time starting from a hundred dollar bill and — this is important — nobody recognizes them. Either they’ve been enchanted to have a totally unrecognizable face, or everyone around them has been ensorcelled to completely forget who they are.

Because if they are so singularly spectacular, if everyone can just pull themselves up by their bootstraps, then it couldn’t possibly be that they’re particularly well connected through friends or family or work. It couldn’t possibly be that it’s the collateral of who they know and who they were that got them where they are today. They should be able to turn that $100 into a million because they’re just so gosh darn committed to it.

And if they don’t have the million by the end of the year they’re turned into a pressed penny

[badgertapes-deactivated20240227]

i watched a bunch of old mickey mouse cartoons today and he just kept making this fucking face over and over again. this is his defining trait

[badgertapes-deactivated20240227]

this is the new logo

[politijohn]

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Need more headlines like this

[headspace-hotel]

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[captainesc]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[liberalsarecool]

The solution to homelessness is housing.

[only-tiktoks]

[lunarhaze]

[mysharona1987]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

She’s definitely right.

[liberalsarecool]

Bad cops are the norm, they are the default. Bad police policies are the norm.

Hold police acountable and you will attract better candidates and get rid of the toxic ones.