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[hobrien]

McHaleinski AU: The Man from U.N.C.L.E fusion.

[bleep0bleep]

I see you're a Man From U.N.C.L.E. fan! I must admit, I couldn't even sit through the movie without thinking about Sour Skittles, Illya reminds me so much of Derek, I kept toying with who was Scott and who was Stiles but ultimately I think Gaby!Scott and Solo!Stiles, but just... Sour Skittles Man From U.N.C.L.E. AU with Derek pretending to be Scott's fiance' and Stiles looking suave rescuing Scott and Stiles and Derek showing off their spy skillz to eacother.. just.. McHaleinski/MFU AU right??

Oh gosh, oh gosh, I walked out of this movie going this .. is totally McHaleinski. Anon, you have it right on the ball. Derek can definitely fit the awkward Illya role, like a huge tough guy, proud of where he comes from, quick to leap into a fight but a super sweet softie underneath, flailing at all attempts to to do anything about his attraction to his teammates. Stiles as the smooth talking playboy thief and Scott as wickedly clever mechanic five steps ahead of the game is a lovely, lovely casting here. 

Of course, this means there gets to be a super cute scene with Scott and Derek, Derek grumpily trying to play his chess game and Scott dancing in his pajamas, and Derek getting flustered with Scott falling asleep on him. Derek putting Scott to bed and putting the blanket over him… aah, too cute… 

And then there’s also the fun banter between Derek and Stiles you get to have, with both their spy agencies telling them they have to kill the other!!! at the end! but they can’t! Because feelings. 

Stiles teasing Derek about his feelings for Scott! Derek and Stiles fighting over Scott’s outfits matching! Scott and Stiles in the whole awesome action sequence in the beginning with that instant chemistry synchronized car chase fight scene! (In a McHaleinski AU, we can play with the movie dynamics a bit and insert some good ol’ fun Skittles dynamics too, just more on the same page good times!) 

Yes, anon. I like this. ^_^

[themchaleinskinetwork]

Mchaleinski Week!

Hey ya’ll. So, after a vicious assault on my free time by Real Life I believe it’s time to discuss planning for a long overdue Mchaleinski Week. The week will be organized by the admins of this network, with help from its lovely members ^_^

Here’s how it’s gonna go down: we will all select a week (likely in late November) for the happening. Mchaleinski Week will be open to anyone, members of the network or not. There will be a theme for each day of the week, to inspire everyone and prompt ideas!

That’s where you come in. Thus far I have two ideas for themes: AUs, and kinks. Let me know what you think of those, and suggest ideas for other themes if you have them! Any other suggestions to make this week as awesome as possible are more than welcome. Thanks everyone!

-Cici

(ALSO WAIT HOLD UP THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENT POST PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT)

[matt-daddario-deactivated201803]

On being Renewed for the fifth season

[themchaleinskinetwork]

I was just curious cause I thought that was part of the whole network thing? Like I sent in an e-mail address so I was just curious.

I'm gonna be honest honey I have no freaking clue what I'm doing. The email was to add you to this blog. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by chat blog. If you mean tumblr blog on which we can chat, this is pretty much that. Hope this helps! -Cici

[themchaleinskinetwork]

hav eyou set up a chat blog?

Wellllll…. Just now seeing this (at least I am… haha >.<)

My answer is no/I have no clue??? 

Cici? Kim? Anyone else? Do you have a better answer than me? (Probably… I’m such a noob.)

-Morgan

Edit: I'm also sorry if this wasn't answered/posted in the right way (again, I'm such a noob....)

[cyberrat]

I know I JUST prompted you but I'm seriously craving some Sour Skittles with alpha!Derek and alpha!Scott either being completely wrapped around Stiles's finger, or using Stiles like a sex doll. Mmmm and if you could include collaring, I'd be so happy.

Happy birthday :) hope you likey

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Alpha Boys

They were eager as puppies as they crawled towards him, heads butting into his knees and trying to make him forget the dream that had made him gasp out of his sleep and sit upright in the armchair.

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[iamthequeenbri]

I have discovered the ship name “Sour Skittles”….. I can die happy now…

[aeroplaneblues]

"So soft"

Twitter doodles from yesterday and today. Derek is a bunny, Stiles is a mouse and Scott is a fox :D

DeviantArt | Twitter

[nowtransgrelle]

Pls mchaleinski for the domesticity meme

phew thank you for sending a second message or i’d have done both and we’d be here all night (not that that’s a bad thing ever)

big spoon/little spoon: I’M CRYING stiles likes to be the biggest spoon and scott likes to be in the middle so derek is default the little spoon and he was grumpy about it at first but now he’s like uwu bc he gets to cuddle back into his boys

favorite non-sexual activity: hm hm for stiles and scott it’s probably video games. derek usually reads while they play unless they rope him into a round or three and then kick his butt

who uses all the hot water: stiles, without fail, uses up all the hot water in the mornings. if scott and derek don’t hop in there with him and get some they don’t get a shower that morning

most trivial thing they fight over: chores lol. stiles hates doing them and scott doesn’t mind once he gets started but he usually can’t be bothered. derek does NOT wanna be the only one picking up gross dirty socks

who does most of the cleaning: tying in with the one above, derek. bc his boys are lazy teens and they can’t be bothered to clean anything

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: stiles, definitely. derek has like three shows he keeps up with that he always asks about and scott is content to watch whatever

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: scott bc he’s made of sunshine and can usually get the heat on quicker

who steals the blankets: they have 8 million blankets and still somehow scott manages to make himself into a burrito every single night using almost all of the blankets

who leaves their stuff around: scott. he puts things down to do other things and then forgets about them until stiles trips over it or derek shouts that there’s a lacrosse stick in the hall and he nearly tripped over it and died

who remembers to buy the milk: stiles knows when they’re out bc he always has cereal for breakfast but derek’s usually the one to pick it up

who remembers anniversaries: they’re all pretty good about remembering them. stiles likes to celebrate little things too tho like the first time derek took it up the butt or that time scott sucked both their dicks at once he usually gets a cake made bc he likes to see the face the person who writes in the icing makes

[halepaws-deactivated20150410]

It’s that time! Thanks to all the lovely people who entered. Since we only received about a dozen entries, we decided to just induct everyone! Yay!

Our members:

danni-fangirl

ninord

villain-dylan

teenwolfslashandart

hazelandglasz

holycowomgitsjenn

bottomsterek

heavenlyhale

stilinskimartinhale

buzzcut-season-hurricane

clawstoagunfight

thirstyforscisaac

alphashuntress

That’s everyone! Most of you have already been sent a message telling you what to do next, but in case we couldn’t reach you I’ll add it here:

Track the tag ‘themchaleinskinetwork’

Follow the other members (not mandatory, but highly advised)

Put a link to the network blog on your blog (again, not mandatory)

And lastly, say hi! You’re more than welcome to make a little introductory post in the tag and please say hello to the other members (including the admins! We’re lonely losers and would love your beautiful faces in our asks.)

IMPORTANT: I forgot to contain this in the messages. Please send me (halepaws) a message containing the email you use for tumblr. I won’t be giving it to any other network members, I promise, but I need it in order to add you to the blog. Thanks!