The Machinery Workshop

We are all on a deadline. Tick Tock. ((This is a Ask/RP blog for The Mechanist, a Tattered Weave Thespiansona! Open to interact with anyone!))

[themechanisttw]

Don’t mind the Mechanist, he’s busy with a project.

The Guarddog and the Thief will force him to take a break in a bit.

[themechanisttw]

Oh, it's fairly simple, actually, in regards to dreams. Sometimes they're tangible, other times not. There's never really been any consistency; sometimes they come in the form of a.. Gas, almost, other times they appear as orbs I have to shatter to get them to go to their intended recipient. I make them, but they travel on their own. I can only nudge them in the right direction. With your technology, though, I hope I can direct them more easily.

Oh! That does sound interesting! You might have to explain some of it more in depth, but I’m sure we can work something out.

[themechanisttw]

(askmotherwind) Well hello, Mechanist, dear! I just wanted to drop by and see how are you feeling! Have you been sleeping well?

The Mechanist stares directly at the clock. He realizes that he’s been up for 23 hours working on some object he doesn’t remember the purpose of.

I’m fine.

[themechanisttw]

(@the-murderer) Oh, hello there Mechanist. I see you've allied yourself with a pair of kith? How goes life with them?

[the-murderer]

Excellent. I seem to have come across one who lives with me now. How does… caring for such creatures work? they’re a gemwing, apparently, if that makes any difference.

[themechanisttw]

Love and affection. Thankfully kith can generally tell you if you are doing something wrong. Also, they will eat anything. The Guarddog once ate yeast.

Literally just yeast.

[the-murderer]

…really. 

Well, at least they’re unlikely to be picky…

[themechanisttw]

Yes, they aren’t very picky little fellows!

He says this as he feeds them a small bowl of bubbles that are used for…bubble tea? He’s not to sure about that.

[seamlessoo]

Time and Space

[themechanisttw]

((I tried drawing them in the Paint tool. It didn’t turnout well.))

[themechanisttw]

Do you think we could possibly collaborate some time? I truly believe you could help me spread my dreams to a wider audience!

Though I am really not sure how we can do that.

How do dreams work in the first place?

[askpiper]

Hello there, this is the Mechanist! We’ve been having a recent infestation of dust bunnies and the like, and no one has really any time to clean! As my work demands I work with electronics and other delicate things, do you have any recommendations for an automated cleaning tool?

ROOMBAS!!!! I have like….. 3. They uh…. don’t work anymore…. because I taped knives to them…. but when you DON’T create knife roombas and use them for their intended purpose, you’re good! ( @themechanisttw )

[themechanisttw]

Thank you! I shall consider getting some! This will definitely help with the dust.

[the-murderer]

…Would crows riding them hinder their functionality? The murder wants to know.

[themechanisttw]

Considering my research, it seems no? If nothing else, the roomba will clean up after them.

[askpiper]

Hello there, this is the Mechanist! We’ve been having a recent infestation of dust bunnies and the like, and no one has really any time to clean! As my work demands I work with electronics and other delicate things, do you have any recommendations for an automated cleaning tool?

ROOMBAS!!!! I have like….. 3. They uh…. don’t work anymore…. because I taped knives to them…. but when you DON’T create knife roombas and use them for their intended purpose, you’re good! ( @themechanisttw )

[themechanisttw]

Thank you! I shall consider getting some! This will definitely help with the dust.

[themechanisttw]

*sees a mechanism they shouldn't be touching* OwO what's this dew?? *poke*

Please don’t touch that, you’re liable to chop off a finger.

[themechanisttw]

OwO Hewwo fwiend!

“...Really?”

[themechanisttw]

(@the-murderer) Oh, hello there Mechanist. I see you've allied yourself with a pair of kith? How goes life with them?

[the-murderer]

Excellent. I seem to have come across one who lives with me now. How does… caring for such creatures work? they’re a gemwing, apparently, if that makes any difference.

[themechanisttw]

Love and affection. Thankfully kith can generally tell you if you are doing something wrong. Also, they will eat anything. The Guarddog once ate yeast.

Literally just yeast.

[themechanisttw]

H... Hewwo?

[sleepingsickly]

@themechanisttw W-when will you dust the stage? -coughs- 

[themechanisttw]

Unfortunately dusting the stage is not my job, though I can agree with you that the dust could use some cleaning.

The machines don’t run well with dirt in them.

[sleepingsickly]

My lungs don’t run well with dust in them… 

[themechanisttw]

I could see if there is any automated cleaning thing I can make.

[themechanisttw]

(@the-murderer) Oh, hello there Mechanist. I see you've allied yourself with a pair of kith? How goes life with them?

[the-murderer]

…pardon me, is anyone missing… an oddly shiny black bird? They claim the murder seems to have adopted them. I’ve not seen fowl quite like this anywhere on the Stage before…

[themechanisttw]

I’ve not seen any birds that are shiny anywhere, but if I hear anything, I will let you know.

[themechanisttw]

Telling people not to send in memes is just an open invitation to send them so, you uh kinda brought this upon yourself