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friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
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Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds
Hey everyone we need your help!
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Honestly if Chris Pratt doesnt sing 5000 Candles In The Wind to Sebastian Stan the last day they’re together for Infinity Wars then what was the point
It was about 4:52AM the other night and I was talking about how Oscar Isaac manages to have incredible beard dexterity. He has so may facial hair looks, it’s ridiculous.
You’re right and I hate it
choose your fighter
The only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself
Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.
#this didn’t end the way i expected
BB-8: beeps in any way
Poe Dameron:
I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!
someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape
I never want any context for this ever
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
when you click on a gameplay video and are greeted by the voice of some nasally british guy
someone: remember when...
my forgetful ass: probably not