The Official Chat Noir ✅

If you saw me sleeping behind a Denny's, no you didn't. #alwps

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

CHEEEEEEEEEE

- @plaggsfromagerie

It's too early for this Plagg

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Denny's loves me 😊

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

are you ok

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Everything is great

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Denny's loves me 😊

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

I'm kinda scared to bring up what else happened.. I don't think his godly heart can take it.

[hello-amber-here]

Ooh, whatcha do?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh.... I also drove an empty bus into the seine.. I found that one out like 10 minutes ago... But yeah Ladybug definitely knows by now.

[hello-amber-here]

Yeah.. I think you got carried away.

But at least that's the worst of it.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

.....

[hello-amber-here]

That's 𝐧𝐨𝐭 the worst of it?!

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

I'm not certain yet, but I'm pretty sure I vaguely remember causing major property damage at Bob Roth Records.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

I'm kinda scared to bring up what else happened.. I don't think his godly heart can take it.

[hello-amber-here]

Ooh, whatcha do?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh.... I also drove an empty bus into the seine.. I found that one out like 10 minutes ago... But yeah Ladybug definitely knows by now.

[hello-amber-here]

Yeah.. I think you got carried away.

But at least that's the worst of it.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

.....

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

I'm kinda scared to bring up what else happened.. I don't think his godly heart can take it.

[hello-amber-here]

Ooh, whatcha do?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh.... I also drove an empty bus into the seine.. I found that one out like 10 minutes ago... But yeah Ladybug definitely knows by now.

[plaggsfromagerie]

.....Are you dead?

- @themeowvulouschatnoir

*Incoherent loud kwami noises of distress*

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh... Plagg?

[plaggsfromagerie]

*More loud nonsensical noises of frustration*

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Do you think Ladybug wants to child safety lock back? I mean it's in pieces... But..

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

I'm kinda scared to bring up what else happened.. I don't think his godly heart can take it.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Is there a hotline.... Or a protocol for breaking a kwami?

[the-amazing-rosetta-martin]

@themeowvulouschatnoir IS THAT WHY I HAD TO DEAL WITH TRAFFIC CONTROL ALL DAY!!!!!!!

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh.

Maybe it was a different time

[plaggsfromagerie]

.....Are you dead?

- @themeowvulouschatnoir

*Incoherent loud kwami noises of distress*

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh... Plagg?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

@plaggsfromagerie Plaaaaaggg. You know that thing you and Ladybug told me not to do

[plaggsfromagerie]

Oh no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh....................

[plaggsfromagerie]

I'm terrified actually.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Why would a God be scared of something I could do?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Because it's you.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

What if hypothetically I found out how to break that child safety lock used to keep me out of certain things? Hypothetically of course. And it had a...minor chain reaction event take place after?

All still hypothetical.

[plaggsfromagerie]

𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Like I said, it's all hypothetical. Don't worry about it.

[plaggsfromagerie]

....why don't I believe you?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because you have trust issues?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Okay, that's fair.

But no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because.... I hypothetically.....did a thing?

[plaggsfromagerie]

There isn't anything hypothetical about this Kid.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Fine.. I'll tell

[plaggsfromagerie]

I'm terrified right now actually. But please do.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uhhh so... Catnip was the cause. A giant traffic jam was one of the effects.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

@plaggsfromagerie Plaaaaaggg. You know that thing you and Ladybug told me not to do

[plaggsfromagerie]

Oh no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh....................

[plaggsfromagerie]

I'm terrified actually.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Why would a God be scared of something I could do?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Because it's you.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

What if hypothetically I found out how to break that child safety lock used to keep me out of certain things? Hypothetically of course. And it had a...minor chain reaction event take place after?

All still hypothetical.

[plaggsfromagerie]

𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Like I said, it's all hypothetical. Don't worry about it.

[plaggsfromagerie]

....why don't I believe you?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because you have trust issues?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Okay, that's fair.

But no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because.... I hypothetically.....did a thing?

[plaggsfromagerie]

There isn't anything hypothetical about this Kid.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Fine.. I'll tell

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

@plaggsfromagerie Plaaaaaggg. You know that thing you and Ladybug told me not to do

[plaggsfromagerie]

Oh no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh....................

[plaggsfromagerie]

I'm terrified actually.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Why would a God be scared of something I could do?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Because it's you.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

What if hypothetically I found out how to break that child safety lock used to keep me out of certain things? Hypothetically of course. And it had a...minor chain reaction event take place after?

All still hypothetical.

[plaggsfromagerie]

𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Like I said, it's all hypothetical. Don't worry about it.

[plaggsfromagerie]

....why don't I believe you?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because you have trust issues?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Okay, that's fair.

But no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because.... I hypothetically.....did a thing?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

@plaggsfromagerie Plaaaaaggg. You know that thing you and Ladybug told me not to do

[plaggsfromagerie]

Oh no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh....................

[plaggsfromagerie]

I'm terrified actually.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Why would a God be scared of something I could do?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Because it's you.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

What if hypothetically I found out how to break that child safety lock used to keep me out of certain things? Hypothetically of course. And it had a...minor chain reaction event take place after?

All still hypothetical.

[plaggsfromagerie]

𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Like I said, it's all hypothetical. Don't worry about it.

[plaggsfromagerie]

....why don't I believe you?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Because you have trust issues?

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

@plaggsfromagerie Plaaaaaggg. You know that thing you and Ladybug told me not to do

[plaggsfromagerie]

Oh no.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Uh....................

[plaggsfromagerie]

I'm terrified actually.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Why would a God be scared of something I could do?

[plaggsfromagerie]

Because it's you.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

What if hypothetically I found out how to break that child safety lock used to keep me out of certain things? Hypothetically of course. And it had a...minor chain reaction event take place after?

All still hypothetical.

[plaggsfromagerie]

𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨.

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

Like I said, it's all hypothetical. Don't worry about it.