Jesus In A Theme Park

Of all the theme parks out there, Disney parks have the best theming. That is a hill I am willing to die on. Talk to me about theme parks pls <3

[robowarrior-god]

This scene was, without a doubt, my absolute FAVORITE part from the whole 4 hour long video

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

TBH I immediately thought Walt would've nodded and gone yep I did it to myself that's fair and be laughing cause the one thing he could do that's been noted is laugh at himself. He'd be grateful someone's being blunt about the whole thing cause that's another thing he respected Honesty,

He didn't listen as he said and that ALWAYS got him into trouble.

[zeeple]

What are some dark rides at the amusement parks that closed that you wish you got the opportunity to ride?

For me, I really wish I got to ride the ones with lower ratings, like Superstar Limo, Big Red Car and Stitch's Great Escape, because despite them being notorious for being terrible, I actually find rides like that quite charming! I also wish I got to witness Disney Quest at Disney Springs, cause my father had and he said he always had a great time. There are also some defunct entertainment things just in general I wish I got to see, like the Rockafire Explosion band.

[themeparkjesus]

Captain EO, it has Michael Jackson🕺

[helloitsbees]

[themeparksonabudget]

Who would be more upset about being caged in animatronic form, Walt Disney or Abraham Lincoln?

This has been on my mind since the new Defunctland video. Please share your thoughts.

[themeparkjesus]

Walt would be pissed lmao

[themeparkjesus]

Who would be more upset about being caged in animatronic form, Walt Disney or Abraham Lincoln?

Haha Walt ofc…

[themeparkjesus]

Winter storm = eat bread and soup + watch new Disney propaganda film (Disney Handcrafted)

[robowarrior-god]

This scene was, without a doubt, my absolute FAVORITE part from the whole 4 hour long video

[themeparkjesus]

Tokyo Disney sea is the best Disney park bc it’s not managed by Disney.