Helmsgarde

A homebrewed DnD 5e campaign (and perhaps future webcomic) that takes place in the fantasy early 1900s in a country by the name of Helmsgarde, under Helm, the god of rational thought. Watch our party traverse a world riddled with prohibition laws, weird slimey monsters, planar convergences, an aarakocra mafia, and up to 69 rats - maybe even more. Follow us to help us girlbuild our bongpire. Pfp art by @cosmonauticly.

[helmsgarde]

bars

[knightclubbing]

as an american knightposter sometimes i feel like an unethical knightposter because knights are not native creatures to this country and perhaps im some kind of poser or im introducing an invasive species. sorry

[dndmultiverse]

Talking about your campaign feels like being part of a fandom with only 5 people

[stay-the-knight]

@helmsgarde

[catchymemes]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pittsburgh Post, Pennsylvania, May 06, 1906

[valtsv]

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[fortjester]

knight strip tease. is that anything

[fortjester]

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

[fortjester]

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

[6qubed]

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

[m3dieval]

The audio to this was very amusing (clanking mostly). I am so mad tumblr doesn't allow videos in the replies.

[icantspellthings]

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

[iamoutofideas]

rats are up 300%

[nae-nae-supreme]

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[thesilliestpotato]

I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

[benihana-circumcision]

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

[benihana-circumcision]

I really like how this reliably picks up notes around the summer solstice. That collective warm weather sex mania

[benihana-circumcision]

this one's pretty good

[passion-of-l0vers]

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

[rotvn]

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse