NOOB SAIBOT AND GODDESS!READER INTERACTIONS
SUMMARY : You are the daughter of Quran Chi. You possess great black magic and are half human/half demon. You are also the Goddess of the dead. Noob Saibot is into you
WARNINGS : None really. Just slightly suggestive
#1 (Y/N) : Does dark Bi-Han also yearn for you in your timeline?
#2 (Y/N) : Yearn? He is my consort
#1 (Y/N) : Well there’s something
#2 (Y/N) : Noob is very fond of us
#1 (Y/N) : More like obsessed
NOOB SAIBOT VS NOOB SAIBOT
#1 NOOB SAIBOT : I like to serve my Goddess
#1 NOOB SAIBOT : We will serve her well
#1 NOOB SAIBOT : (Y/N) is mine
#2 NOOB SAIBOT : You are too weak for my Goddess
#1 NOOB SAIBOT : I will show you who’s weak
NOOB SAIBOT : Your father resurrected me
NOOB SAIBOT : Then I am indebted to you
(Y/N) : I like this version of you better
NOOB SAIBOT : We also like it too
(Y/N) : Okay, don’t go full Ermac on me
NOOB SAIBOT : The darkness yearns for your touch
(Y/N) : What makes you believe you are worthy of it?
NOOB SAIBOT : I will prove it to you
NOOB SAIBOT : I live to serve you, my Goddess
(Y/N) : Serve me if you must but I am not looking for worship
NOOB SAIBOT : What are you looking for then?
NOOB SAIBOT : Quan Chi was weak. He could not handle the enemies that came at him
(Y/N) : You don’t believe me to be as weak?
NOOB SAIBOT : Not at all, my Goddess
NOOB SAIBOT : You entertain Johnny Cage’s advances?
(Y/N) : Is that a problem?
NOOB SAIBOT : I will bring him down under
(Y/N) : I am looking for a man that can please me
NOOB SAIBOT : I can please you in all ways
NOOB SAIBOT : You did not like me in my last life?
(Y/N) : Not that. You just didn’t have enough darkness
NOOB SAIBOT : So I am perfect for you now?
(Y/N) : You are still Bi-Han at the end of the day
NOOB SAIBOT : The man you think of is dead
(Y/N) : Don’t look so dead to me
(Y/N) : What do you desire, shadow?
NOOB SAIBOT : To be your consort
(Y/N) : Hmm. I will think of it
NOOB SAIBOT : I would do anything for you, my Goddess
NOOB SAIBOT : No other man is worthy of you
(Y/N) : And what makes you say that?
NOOB SAIBOT : I can give you all you desire. They cannot
NOOB SAIBOT : Shang Tsung was weak. He could not handle a woman like you
NOOB SAIBOT : More than you know
NOOB SAIBOT : Death seeks your embrace
(Y/N) : And you shall have it
NOOB SAIBOT : That is all I desire
NOOB SAIBOT : The only one I yearn for is you
NOOB SAIBOT : I will, my goddess
(Y/N) : Your brother is getting in the way of our plans
NOOB SAIBOT : I will deal with him
(Y/N) : Make sure it’s a slow and painful death
(Y/N) : Scorpion has disrespected me for the last time
NOOB SAIBOT : He will not live to see another day
(Y/N) : Thank you, my one and only
(Y/N) : I have never had a being worship me
NOOB SAIBOT : I will do anything for you
(Y/N) : Maybe you are worthy
(Y/N) : You wish to be my consort?
NOOB SAIBOT : That is all I ask of you
(Y/N) : Your wish is granted
NOOB SAIBOT : I have never seen anything more beautiful
(Y/N) : Are you sure, my shadow?
(Y/N) : Shao Kahn believes you are my concubine
NOOB SAIBOT : I would not mind that
(Y/N) : *laughs* I didn’t know you could be so dirty
JOHNNY CAGE : Still banging scary shadow dude
(Y/N) : Why are you so concerned?
JOHNNY CAGE : Just trying to see if I could have a shot
JOHNNY CAGE VS NOOB SAIBOT
NOOB SAIBOT : You are not worthy of my goddess
JOHNNY CAGE : And what makes you qualified?
NOOB SAIBOT : I am the darkness she yearns for
SHANG TSUNG ; You’ve downgraded
(Y/N) : I will have my love bring you into death
SHANG TSUNG : I’d like to see him try
SHANG TSUNG VS NOOB SAIBOT
NOOB SAIBOT : You left (Y/N) when she was at her lowest
SHANG TSUNG : Go back to death, shadow
NOOB SAIBOT : For that - your soul will be mine
SUB-ZERO : My brother is fond of you
(Y/N) : He is not your brother anymore
SUB-ZERO ; To get to him, I must get to you
NOOB SAIBOT : You capture my goddess?
NOOB SAIBOT ; You have made a grave mistake
(Y/N) : You killed my lover
SCORPION : I am not the Scorpion you seek
(Y/N) : That’s what they all say
NOOB SAIBOT : My goddess will be pleased to have your soul
SCORPION : She will not get me
NOOB SAIBOT : Think again