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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
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Love Begins

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Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
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@hesitationmarx
Did you know that since declaring a "ceasefire" Israel has continued to construct permanent military bases in Gaza and attacked Palestinians almost every single day?
Please help my friend Ahmed (#198 on the @gazavetters list). He is a disabled teenager living out of a tent in Gaza, and he needs money for nutritious food and medicine urgently. He is malnourished and has developed severe anemia due to chronic food insecurity. You can reach out to him at @ahmedaldani333.
The Gang Syncs Up
Relationship: Dee & Dennis & Mac & Charlie
Rating: T
Word Count: 4.5k
Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Season 13, Canon-Typical Casual Misogyny, Canon-Typical Scheming, Manipulation, Dennis Reynolds Has An Eating Disorder, Mac McDonald Has Body Image Issues, Charlie Kelly Has Pica, And Dee Reynolds Has A Plan For Revenge, Barbara Reynolds's A+ Parenting, Crack Treated Seriously, This Is The 'Crack Treated Seriously' Show Though So.
“I hate you so fucking much,” Dee says, burying her face in her hands. “You guys are unbelievable.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Dennis says, backing away with his hands out in front of him defensively. “PMS much?”
Mac and Charlie chortle with laughter, but Dee only rolls her eyes. “Oh please, like you guys aren’t just as bad. Maybe you have PMS.”
“Nah, that’s a woman thing. Us men have complete control over our emotions,” Mac boasts, puffing out his chest, and suddenly Dee knows exactly how she’s going to spend the rest of her day. The rest of the week, even, if she plays her cards right.
Or: Fuck around, find out, assholes.
AO3 link in reblogs!!
AO3 LINK HERE
Super disappointing to finally see artwork accurately representing my body and realize it’s being reposted on subreddits like “awful taste but great execution” and “diwhy” :( Like this is so cool
(Note- none of the people reposting it to make fun are posting a source and I haven’t been able to find one after an hour of searching, so I can’t say for certain what the artist’s intentions are/if it’s intended to be about intersex genitals or embryonic genital development or both)
The artist is Sonia Rose aka Rose Grown. It is captioned "Biology is not binary".
152K Followers, 676 Following, 550 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Sonia Rose (@rosegrown)
@interquad
"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
Death by spreadsheet is an acceptable degree of separation for most in middle management. They can sleep at night without guilt for what they've done, because the system charitably setup twelve degrees of separation between their choices and the real-world harm. But do not be fooled, their choices set that harm into motion. Without their reckless disregard for human life, the harm would not be done.
I used to work at a TV station in Ohio. On weekends, we only had an 11pm news broadcast. Not much happened on weekends, ya know? I worked Monday-Friday 9-5, but someone on the weekend shift quit, so I also had to come in at 9pm on Sat/Sun to work the 11pm news. It was brutal. I worked seven days a week, even if two of them were ~3hrs.
This was a particularly bad winter. One Saturday, we had a level 2 snow emergency: That means you should only travel if you absolutely must. Like, it's not uncommon for cops to pull you over in level 2 emergencies to ask where you're going and why. It is genuinely dangerous to drive in that much snow.
I told my boss as much, how I almost crashed on the way home at 12:30am after a news broadcast. I told him I would need to call off if there were a snow emergency again during a night snow.
He told me, point blank, "If you ever call me about the goddamn snow, I will take it as a call of resignation."
And that was that! The very next Saturday, snow fell again. It was a level 2, but would become level 3 by sunup. Level 3 means driving is literally illegal except for ambulances and snow plows. I stared out the window, watching the snow, and I had to make a choice.
"Will I die for this? Will I kill myself to keep this job?" I made $11/hr.
Yes, managers work you to death. That's their job.
Every single labor protection is written in the blood of those who were literally worked to death, and business owners and profiteers would claw those protections back with glee if they could. They will squeeze every red cent from your body if they are allowed, and write off your death for an insurance payout that they'll try to pocket for themselves while hiring your replacement for half the pay they gave to you.
in honor of this international women’s month list your favorite female character who is not a good person
2 cup water per 1 cup long grain rice
ive been saying this
what about the curry
ive been making this
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
Discussion 3/6/2026
1. birds return 2. sternum 3. how will you spend the last days 4. the blessing 5. long drive
Your hand in mine, in the park that could almost make us feel like we have a garden with how close it is to our place, the smell of hyacinths in the air and half of Paris with the same idea. Your hand in mine, anchoring me to the ground as I walk with my face to the sky, my face to the trees, looking for black birds-ravens-sparrows-blue tits-turtle doves, flute players among the leaves. Your hand in mine, a smile on my face after days-weeks-months? of crying for no actual reason -if you don't count the world burning down around us, obviously- time together in the sun, delicate pastries and circus dogs.
Flowers everywhere, (microcosm-macrocosm) blossoming again, lungs filled with baby's breath.
My new embroidery to hang over my work desk by happyeight
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible
How we need 2 be acting as a society
CHECK-IN
how are you? how hard it must have been. did anyone help you or did they just watch? (people love to watch other people burn. there's a unique scent and sound to a burning person. I heard.) which parts hurt most? do you think things can go back to how they were? no? do you think part of it was maybe your fault? no? did you try praying? I heard praying helps. Did you meditate? why didn't you ask for help? people were there watching you. I heard they couldn't look away. do you not like this line of questioning? why don't you walk away? can't you?
i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"
best use of the underwater filter on this app
things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive
the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972
tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers
martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history
conclusion: he's bad at this <3