*tips feathers*

I am Volg, the ultimate warrior. [crack volg rp blog for squarememeix]

[hoopestheim]

@themightiestchocobo

[themightiestchocobo]

your place or mine? ;V

[hoopestheim]

lets go 2 yuoer place (;;

[themightiestchocobo]

alright ;))))))).................... [carries hte bf to his room] [drops him on the bed] [time to le]

[hoopestheim]

@themightiestchocobo

[themightiestchocobo]

your place or mine? ;V

[themightiestchocobo]

why doesn’t my bf love me anymore..................................[cries] [writes a ton of angsty poems] [cries more]

[themightiestchocobo]

my boyfriend comes on and instead of greeting me, the first thing he does is talking about that dog…………… smh…………………………………

[hoopestheim]

volg ilu <3

[themightiestchocobo]

:/

[themightiestchocobo]

my boyfriend comes on and instead of greeting me, the first thing he does is talking about that dog............... smh.......................................

[hoopestheim]

themightiestchocobo

[themightiestchocobo]

a classic

[themightiestchocobo]

oh, i’m gonna say it to your face alright.

and i’m gonna do it with my sword.

[greentinpins]

*Green, you’re so fucked* That ain’t scarin’ me! *your voice is shaking, lmao*

[themightiestchocobo]

[strikes his sword at her]

[themightiestchocobo]

do you wanna fight

[greentinpins]

SAY THAT TO MY FUCKIN’ FACE ASSHOLE

[themightiestchocobo]

oh, i’m gonna say it to your face alright.

and i’m gonna do it with my sword.

[themightiestchocobo]

bird yaoi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other kind of yaoi

[greentinpins]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, of course.

[themightiestchocobo]

do you wanna fight

[greentinpins]

@themightiestchocobo HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN’ SHIT???

[themightiestchocobo]

bird yaoi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other kind of yaoi

[king-in-yellow]

Ever wanted to see a secretary bird make out with a lammergeier? Nah, me neither. 

REMEMBER THE BIRD BL DOUJINSHI?

Here are a couple of sample images from both FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Eden~ and FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Paradice Reguined~ or, as the cover puts it, “BL of the bird, by the bird, for the bird.”

I’m not going to scan either of them more than this, because the creators were nice enough to make them available for international buyers to purchase (here) and (here). (Oops, the first one is sold out.)

It’s mostly short cute stories with totally accurate depictions of birds; I can identify most of the species visually, and it’s weird shit like nightjars and gay penguins and swallows and burrowing owl x king vulture and kiwi x ostrich and all that sort of shit. A+ would buy again.

[themightiestchocobo]

@greentinpins

[themightiestchocobo]

[bird noises]

[hoopestheim]

themightiestchocobo

[themightiestchocobo]

hoopestheim replied to your post:volg is fucking disgusted by hope for The Entire...

IM SO READY TO DIE

[themightiestchocobo]

would u eat hopes ass

[themightiestchocobo]

volg is fucking disgusted by hope for The Entire Day (:

[themightiestchocobo]

[gay bird noises]