The Life of Nikko

I am Nikko. I am passionate. I am calm. I am a professional. I am a radical. I exist in duality. I surround myself with people I love and that love me back. Life is simple if you let it be. This is the eclectic and odd collection of my life, bad phases, good times, and MIA gaps included.

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

[somethingambiguous]

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

[goldenfreezeover]

[themightyokkin]

Incorrect, person who doesn't have faith in the human race to make it to the year 10,000.

[hayguala]

WHY THE FUCK NOT

If you reblog this before July 1 2014, I will write your url down and stick it up my ass. Over the summer I will take my ass of urls and I will shit everywhere. I might clog public loos, I might even thrown my shit into crowds at festivals, or I may shit under napkins at restaurants. Some one may find your url, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it.  You have until July 1 to reblog.

[aiklahori]

[gavinfreever]

[themightyokkin]

That is all.

[scenicroutes]

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE

The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.

Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.

"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.

Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.

The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.

Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.

Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.

Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.

Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 

So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.

STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS

dragon

techno

comic

japanese cartoon

caper

stunt double

kids’ book

caffeine

army

different town

crying

for kids

montage

bedtime story

hygiene

STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD

Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.

STEP THREE: SHORTS

An Important Rap Song

Where My Hat Is At?

Best Caper Ever

Play Date

The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw

One Two, One Two

Fluffy Puff Commercial

STEP FOUR: TOONS

A Jorb Well Done

Cool Things

Date Nite

DNA Evidence

A Folky Tale

[themightyokkin]

The Life of Nikko turned 2 today! Boom

[scienceisbeauty]

Probably the cleverest ads who show that science can be is fun.

Science World museum in collaboration with Rethink Canada created a series of brilliant ambient and billboard ads dedicated to promoting science in Vancouver.

Via Bored Panda

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Celestine & Sulfur from Poland

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[learningtofeelokay-deactivated2]

Is this all you do?

[svink-deactivated20150709]

[pondermoofin]

Pikachoke, Chanchoke & Slowtails….THESE, REDUCED ME TO TEARS.

[peroxicide-blog]

Slowtails is the most majestic goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.

[sasuke-stargazing-deactivated20]

Don’t you dare say that Clarence the weepinduo didn’t floor you

[themightyokkin]

Earthquake Ride!

[themightyokkin]

More shit that makes me move

[scienceisbeauty]

Resonator/zero-Qubit (RezQu) architecture (Quantum computer).

Credit: Erik Lucero

Source: Martinis Group (Department of Physics - UC Santa Barbara)

[eightninea]

Oscillator  —

[siearrasucksass]

[rorschachx]

Vibrating Genitals may Ward off Predators

When a bat moves in for the kill, some moths jiggle their genitals. Researchers made the observation by studying three species of hawk moths—big moths that can hover—in Malaysia. They snared the insects with bright lights, tied tiny leashes around their waists, and let them fly while bat attack sounds played. All three species responded to the noises with ultrasound—which they made by shaking their private parts, the team reports online today in Biology Letters. Males have a structure they use for hanging onto females when they mate; to make the sound, they scrape a patch of large scales on the structure against the very end of their abdomen , letting out two bursts of rapid clicks. Females also make a sound, but the researchers aren’t sure how. The scientists don’t know exactly what the sounds are for, either. The noise may warn the bats that they’re trying to mess with a fast-moving, hard-to-catch piece of prey, or it might jam the bat’s ultrasound signals. Either way, the racy display may save their lives.

via Sciencemag.org

| image: Jesse R. Barber and Akito Y. Kawahara

[themightyokkin]

This song makes me move in all the best ways possible! If I get 50 requests in my inbox I will create and post a video of myself dancing uninhibited to this song! This means 50 separate people not Robby and Zach 25 times each, anons do not count towards this count.