im lame lmao

ianna. 16. philippines. capricorn.

[atomicbrawlers]

[bpd-darling]

me (cleaning up): holds knife

intrusive thoughts: what if-

me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus

[hawkeyedflame]

Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.

[smallblueangel-deactivated20170]

Gosh. I never have thoughts like this

[bpd-darling]

didnt ask but that sounds nice

[augustcallback]

Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking

[commander-vas-normandy]

Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.

[trashysnakehasfeels-deactivated]

oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[rosebadwolf1000]

I needed this

[beka-tiddalik]

Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here…

Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below…

Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.

[httpquotescum]

Me: *doing literally nothing*

Intrusive thoughts: What if-

Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn

[officialah]

Achievement Hunter baby photos!

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”

Comics/text by​ Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram

[dajo42]

“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

[clarke-griffin-archive]

#queer people are celestial bodies is what i’m saying

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling someone ‘You are shit’ and ‘You ain’t shit’ are both insults.

[roaringstream]

But “You are not shit” is a reassurance

[bironmanconfirmed]

And “you are not the shit” is an insult

[astargatelover]

And “You are the shit” is a compliment.

[bironmanconfirmed]

I present to you the English language

[kiwi]

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

[bardapologist]

i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice 

[bardapologist]

best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated “do you want butter on your ice” and DID NOT REALIZE

[yuuriyurio-plisetsky]

THERE YA GO!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[vinnygothika]

what a novel fucking concept that seems to escape people

[thelittlescrimshaw]

I dunno man, I read the Silence of the Lambs and then started eating people

[rrivendell]

baby toucans are so unspeakably cute

[rrivendell]

look

[blurryroosterteethphotos]

“is sneaking onto people’s lawns at 2am to street-pass with them illegal”

[jacquesattack-deactivated201704]

You don’t fuck with the tray master

[felixontheweb]

HOLY SHIT

[queer-wizard-dad]

This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

[pro-gay]

A gay rights activist waves a damaged rainbow flag during gay pride in St. Petersburg

[livlove54]

God that’s powerful

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[dinuguan]

[talksick]

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

[irategamer-blog1]

in the blu-ray editions of star wars they added an extra rock in front of r2-d2 in one scene

[mariomarc]

I just don’t get it

This adds nothing

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

what are you talking about it adds a rock

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

now hes trapped.