Elia's.. thing.

She/Her, 27, pansexual. My name is Elia and all I want to do is make people feel a bit better.

[eyebau-deactivated20220221]

ferret

[super-affection]

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

[azothean]

[tachonis]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[dapperboar]

[curiositykilledthecas]

Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[sloth-incarnate]

Never has this gif been more appropriate

[gem-femme]

A vegetable is a social construct.

[reddpenn]

A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

[tattoovonbeardy-deactivated2025]

Ok, hear me out...

We take a nice hot shower together then get into bed with fresh, clean sheets, and cuddle naked while listening to heavy rain on the roof and windows

[arirna]

[turbovirginbonerlord]

OP forgot the best part

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

did he try to stab her?

[daisenseiben]

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

[trilllizard666]

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

[vernal-witch-deactivated2025051]

when people say malewife and girlboss this is what they should mean

[dies-first]

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

[twitter]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[doodleforfood]

Good Boye Guild Comics 17-25

[swolizard]

This is why i fucking kink shame

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

im having a stroke

[squareheadz]

.@god delete this planet

[deathgripsforcutie]

i want a relationship like this

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

this post is a graveyard

[carbonatedmustard]

Nobody should have to watch this

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[byjove]

We did it Tommy!

[continuants]

Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!

[hoofpeet]

why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales

[hoofpeet]

slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[serialreblogger]

OP’s right, my eyes have been opened, and I have risen to the challenge:

[bethstar666]

Oh HELL yes

[theocseason4]

[800-dick-pics]

cooking mamas daughter just is goin ape!

[aberrantemotion]

“how to make your weekend great: learn to love your boring life”

Like legit do this kinda funny and reckless shit for everything and you’ll live a much better and fulfilling life in the way that you want.

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…