The Ladi Doth Protest Too Much

Archivist, chef, dragon, bi. Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[partialbirthabortion]

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag

[divinity-infinity]

Some Stuff (Almost???? i dont know abt every single one) Every Culture Has

- a habit of having a plastic bag of plastic bags

- some variation of Pancake

- stabby weapons

[senshilegionnaire]

- matriarch has a danish butter cookies tin filled with buttons

[nonasuch]

all humans do is save plastic bags, dumpling, pancake, fill cookie tin with buttons, stab and lie

[sindri42]

universal human traits across every culture throughout history:

fried dough of some sort

alcohol; doesn’t matter what they got they’re gonna ferment it

mostly use spears in a fight but go to great lengths to make swords ‘cause they’re cooler

play games about throwing things

pack-bond with random predators

put a bunch of bags in another bag so you can have more bags per bag

[captainlordauditor]

fancy hats, finding repeated syllables in names cute, and narrative dance

[feministcriossant]

Please don’t leave this in the tags @paper-storm

[existentialterror]

this doesn’t have the bags but i love a chance to bring this out again, enjoy

[normal-horoscopes]

Making cool textiles

Telling stories about the stars

Baskets

Making little dudes outta clay

Carving rocks into cooler rocks

Breakfast

[prismatic-bell]

This one is going to sound like a shitpost but I’m actually completely serious:

This symbol has been found as a decorative element in art dating back at least to the 1500s, with similar patterns appearing for at least a thousand years, and nobody’s quite sure why–did it evolve from another similar symbol, is it because modern folk familiar with graffiti see it as an “S” but it’s really just a geometric shape and therefore easy to create, did it symbolize a braid, etc. (in before any NWO folks pop on here: no, it is not an Illuminati symbol. It’s just so damn old that documentation doesn’t really exist, and the fact it seems to have originated in textile patterns absolutely does not help).

[rob-pattinson]

ZENDAYA 2026 | Norman Jean Roy ph. for ELLE US: Women of The Odyssey Issue

[rob-pattinson]

ANNE HATHAWAY 2026 | Norman Jean Roy ph. for ELLE US: Women of The Odyssey Issue

[rob-pattinson]

CHARLIZE THERON 2026 | Norman Jean Roy ph. for ELLE US: Women of The Odyssey Issue

[rob-pattinson]

LUPITA NYONG'O 2026 | Norman Jean Roy ph. for ELLE US: Women of the Odyssey Issue

[best-of-imgur]

[reserve]

I hate this post with every fiber of my being

[yandereleorio]

I feel like harrison ford made this post

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[mallomia]

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

[decoysender]

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

[trippleacute]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[loucifersbitch]

if you need me, i’ll be sobbing on the floor. humans, man

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[nonasuch]

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

[tygermama]

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

[thequantumqueer]

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

[nonasuch]

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

[powersandplanetaries]

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

[nonasuch]

oh, VERY good

[empressofthelibrary]

A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.

"My cat keeps attacking my feet."

"How often do you play with him?"

"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."

"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."

[nonasuch]

great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

[buzzdoesdc]

You know, I actually think this would make for a really good Killer Croc redemption storyline

Cause the guy's whole deal is him lashing out at society for rejecting him because he has a skin condition (ignoring the cannibalism in certain adaptations), which means radio would be perfect for him. People can't see him, they can only hear him, and I imagine he has a sort of warm scratchy voice that sounds like he chainsmokes and it feels warm like an old wool blanket

Maybe he tells stories, maybe he does interviews, maybe he takes calls, whatever. But he becomes a fixture of late night Gotham, beloved by late shift workers and night owls, and Waylon Jones becomes a household name amongst a decent chunk of Gotham. That way, when he's eventually outed, people stop reacting like "AAH A CROCODILE MAN" and start being like "hey, it's our Waylon!"

I just like the idea of Croc being accepted and even loved by the people of Gotham

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

The show is sponsored by Wayne Enterprises.

If you ask Bruce in his billionaire-playboy-philanthropist-idiot persona, he’ll tell you talk radio is the fastest-growing communications segment in the country and you’ll be left wondering how the fuck this man runs a successful business.

If you are one of the select few who knows him in his “also I am Batman” capacity, he’ll tell you overall crime has gone down since the villain-run station has hit the air, and also if Harley Quinn can talk someone out of the early stages of an abusive relationship before he—or worse, the Gotham City Morgue—has to get involved, so much the better.

(Also, Ivy sent him a very nice orchid with very clear, vaguely-threatening care instructions, as a thank-you for the funding. Alfred follows them to the letter, of course.)

[bisexualbaker]

Shelving this right next to the one where the Riddler gets a YouTube account and/or escape room business.

[myfriendsneedtostop]

It is perfect 😍😍 and Bruce would 100% sponsor it because then he would be able to ensure they stay good and don't use the station for brainwashing without involvement from the police of the Bats.

Just imagining Hatter or someone starts trying to use their portion to mindwash themselves an army and all the other rouges barge in on their segment and pummel them mid-talk. Cause-

"You are not ruining this for us Jeffrey!"

While Penguin or someone has taken over the segment and is providing live singing. And all listening just hear between the lovely singing; yelling, screams from their previous presenter and intermittent punching sounds before the song ends and all the noises seem to have stopped not that the station has muted but because they are all holding their breath.

The most tired sigh is let out before "Hand him over."

Shuffling and pained groans are heard.

Before a muffled "Good singing."

'click'

*cue ad break

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL for Fantastic Man issue 42 photographed by Ethan James Green

[sweetfairy1]

The Elvenking and The Goblin King

I would reblog directly from you @lydiacroftart if you post this masterpiece also on tumblr.

[vintagenational]

Kodachrome by B. Anthony Stewart.

From "New Rush to Golden California," National Geographic, June, 1954.

World's Largest Living Thing: the General Sherman Tree Though not so tall as the coast redwood, Sequoia gigantea bulks much larger. This one rises 272 feet, as high as a 25-story building. The base's 36 1/2-foot diameter would span most streets. If cut into lumber, the tree could build 29 six-room houses. Its trunk dwarfs the ranger's horse. The General Sherman tree began life as a pinhead-size seed about 3,500 years ago. The giant sequoia, though fire-scarred, has not lost its vigor. Sequoia National Park built a 30-foot platform to enable the National Geographic photographer to shoot General Sherman full in the face. He had to work fast, since winter sunlight illumined the base of the tree only 10 minutes a day, at noon.

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.