The Mind of Dante

[themindofdante]

SEEKING WRITERS FOR THE END OF THE WORLD.

21+ NSFW (substance abuse, foul language, violence, sex). Nothing will be tagged unless requested. Multimuse/Multiverse/Multiship written by HOLLY BETH formally known as EVIL. Not selective or mutuals only. Mun is way over 21 years old with ADHD, anxiety, and depression. Depending on my mood, I’ll be around.

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[mcflymemes]

FIRST DATE PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

you picked a great place to meet.

have you ever been to this spot before?

it's so nice to finally meet you in person.

i've heard so much about you already.

i think you and i want different things.

i'll take the check.

you're really good at making me laugh.

you look exactly like your pictures.

should we split something on the menu?

let me walk you to your car.

you're a very nice person, but i just don't feel a spark.

it's not you, it's me.

you're really fun to talk to.

well, this is a little awkward.

i don't think this is going to work.

where do you want to sit?

we're on the same wavelength.

what about a second date?

i love all your jokes.

let me grab our drinks and we'll find a table.

you look really beautiful.

could we see each other again?

maybe we could do something else?

well, this was a long time coming!

you've got something in your teeth...

i thought this day would never come!

how have you been?

i'm just not sure how this would work out.

you're a lot shorter than i expected.

i'm going to use the restroom.

it's too loud in here to have a conversation.

you stay here. i'll be right back.

mind if i order a drink?

thank you for inviting me out.

that was a bit rude.

let me get the door for you.

i'm trying to find the one.

so... tell me a little about yourself.

what do you do in your spare time?

i'm not looking for anything serious.

this was never going to work.

i don't think this was a good idea after all.

i think i'd better go.

you're not at all what i expected.

that's... not what i meant.

i was kinda hoping for something more.

maybe we should take a walk?

i think you're a wonderful person.

so what do you look for in a partner?

is it too soon for a first kiss?

our friends set us up.

do you really mean that?

something about you really interests me.

i'd really like to walk you home.

you can come up, if you'd like.

when's the last time you went on a date?

my last relationship didn't go well.

did you bring an umbrella?

i'll buy the popcorn.

i'd like to see you again, if that's okay.

do you want to find somewhere else to talk?

[themindofdante]

[leneemusing]

shippy memes for you hoes

“ i had a dream about you. ”

“ i’ve never cared about anyone the way i care about you. ”

“ i know it’s not fair to ask you to wait for me, but i can’t bear the thought of seeing you with someone else.  ”

“ i’m not really good at this sort of thing. i never really had much luck with relationships before but i wanna make it work. i want us to work. ”

“ i love you. you don’t have to say anything, i just thought you should know. ”

“  i do care about you i’m just. i’m not good at talking about it. ”

“ i didn’t like seeing you with them. ”

“ you’re my person. you’ll always be the one i go to. ”

“ i could have lost you today! do you know what that would have done to me? ”

“ do you even know what you do to me? ”

“ i can’t stop thinking about you.  ”

“ you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met. ”

“ i don’t deserve you, but i want you anyway. ”

“ you’re safe with me, you know that right? ”

“ please just tell me how you feel. ”

“ just say the words. tell me you want me and i’m yours. ”

“ you’re always there. i didn’t used to see it before, but i do now. every time i’ve ever needed someone, you were there.  ”  

“ you had a dream about me? ”

“ i guess i always kinda had a little bit of a crush on you. ”

“ you thought i never noticed you, but i did. i always saw you. ”

“ oh my god please don’t tell me you tried to make breakfast again, the stove hasn’t recovered since last time. ”

“ you waited for me? ”

“ i was always kind of hoping we’d give it a shot one day.  ”

“ you were always my maybe, ya know? ‘maybe they’d finally ask me out.’ ‘maybe when i wasn’t the one looking, they were noticing me too.’ i know it’s silly, but. you were always in the back of my mind. ”

“ oh god you’re really gonna do the whole rocks against the window at midnight boombox thing aren’t you? ”

“ i’m gonna wait for you, as long as it takes. ”

“ loving you saved me. ”

“ why me? out of everyone you could’ve chose.  ”

“ i’ve always loved you. ”

“ i know it’s late, but i just needed someone and. i guess you always answer when i call.  ”

“ i brought pizza and wine and a horrible movie so in the words of rory gilmore, i’m ready to wallow now. ”

“ you didn’t have to come ya know? i’m glad you did though. ”

“ if we could run away together and go anywhere, where would you take me? ”

“ what are you doing here? it’s the middle of the night. ”

“ i dont want to go back to how we used to be. i want more. i want you. ”

“ you’ve had every piece of my heart since the moment i met you. ”

“ why is it your always the one to pick up the pieces every time my heart breaks? ”

“ are you gonna keep looking at me like that or are you actually gonna kiss me? ”

“ i’m gonna marry you one day. ”

“ i used to think about what it’d be like if we got together. ”

“ yes, of course i love you, you idiot. ”

“ just stay this time. stay for me. ”

“ don’t you dare give up on us. ”

“ i always come running back to you. i can’t help it. ”

“ you deserve someone who always puts you first. ”

“ you were never my second choice. ”

 “ they don’t deserve you. and i’m not— i’m not tryna be that asshole that says i do. but sure as hell would never hurt you like that. ”

“ i’m never gonna let you go.  ”

[themindofdante]

anyone want a starter before i head out?

[themindofdante]

for @arsenicflavouredtea from here.

All of the fucking compliments. Suspicion never looked better. Dante paid close attention to every movement. He took his time studying the man as he listened. "Don't pretend like you know me." Beginning to circle the other, he kept alert in case. "What do you know about my urges?" His laugh held no humor. "What the fuck are you talking about?"

[perfectoctavia]

[neverwholelahey]

Before she could come up with another snarky comment, the owner was in the room and talking. Izzy listened and raised an eyebrow. She wrote down the little titbit of information in her notebook before closing it. Not wanting the man next to her to see what she was writing down. Once the owner was done talking she turned to the man next to her.

"Older than you think. I actually have a bachelors in photography." She said offhandedly and looked around the room. She shifted and moved how she sat. Instead of sitting on one leg, she had both stretched out in front of her. It made her choice of skirt move. Luckily it was long enough for her to still sit on it, but it did reveal more of her legs. Since Izzy had planned on going somewhere else before coming here, she was a bit more dolled up than normal. Wearing a just below the knee skirt in dark blue, and had it paired with a graphic tee and next to her on the floor on top of her smaller messenger bag was her leather jacket.

Her mind was elsewhere, wondering about the spirits in the mansion. It brought her mind to her best friend Erica, and then to her older brother, and her parents. Izzy wondered if any of them were actually in the mansion, considering they didn't die anywhere near there.

[themindofdante]

Bored. Dante checked his watch more than once. "Photography, huh? Are you planning on doing a photo shoot with the Kardashian spirits of the house?" He regretted saying it as soon as the insult left his mouth. It was best not to poke a caged dog. "I'm sorry," he instantly said with sincerity. "I shouldn't have. Honestly though, why would they hire a photographer for a haunted house? Nobody's ever been able to capture a ghost or spirit on camera before. If they had, Ghost Hunters wouldn't have sucked."

Everyone stopped at one minute 'til midnight, anticipating the chime of the grandfather clock. "What happens at midnight anyway?"

[themindofdante]

@pantslessoptimism hit the heart

Once upon a time, Dante's father had come back from the dead with the intention of sending his son to Hell. Long story short, Dad failed. Still, Dante wanted a meeting. If Father Ballard was haunting, it was here in the abandoned bar where in life he spent the majority of this time. Offering his hired investigator a forced but friendly smile, he clasped his hands together. Did she have to be hot? Distracting.

"Feel anything yet?"

[wifemoji]

god you're so fucked up lets make out

[themindofdante]

Which chess piece are you?

Black Rook You are the Black Rook. As a piece that can move inwards and outwards, you're a master of self-reflection. Being the black piece, you hide an inner beast within you. Perhaps you're one to rush headfirst into trouble, was it for a friend's sake? Or your own? Are you the overprotective type? Did you know your grip was that tight around someone's neck? For all your protectiveness and deliberate planning, you can't wash the blood off your hands that easily.

[themindofdante]

@neverwholelahey

[themindofdante]

[themindofdante]

like this post and i'll send you memes.

[themindofdante]

not sure what you were trying to accomplish with that.

Mouth forming a thin line, he tilted his head, eyebrows raising. This little lady was difficult to flirt with and took almost every word that came out of his mouth as an insult. "It was only a compliment." He needed to change the subject. "Would you like some wine?"

@neverwholelahey

[themindofdante]

of all the people i had to be stuck here with, it has to be you.

"Woman, please. We both know how thrilled you are to be trapped next to me in this tight..." He glanced around. "...smelly, dirty, pissy elevator." Dante made a face. "Please tell me we aren't going to die in this five by four hell hole."

@neverwholelahey

[themindofdante]

"You deserve someone who sees your worth." - Huang

Dante had longed to hear those words for decades. Now they were being said, he didn't buy it for a second. "What are you after? Cut through the bullshit. You don't have to butter me up."

@arsenicflavouredtea