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✌️😭 old coworker using ig instants to post pics of his gfs feet ??????????????????

told these guys if they send me a 30 second video of them making out(with tongue) at the spiderman movie today i will send them one(1) foot pic. now i wait.

huffylemon

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#q

guys i'm getting plastic surgery and changing my name and moving to brasil 👍 i'm drawing csm fanart and forgot what denji's sneakers look like but my stupid ass decided to google "denji feet" instead of "denji shoes" and my monitor is angled towards my door which i leave open for my little brother to come and go, and guess what one of his hobbies is. making videos on his ipad. guess what he just caught me looking at in 4k.

HELLO AUGUST WELCOME BACK ARE YOU HERE TO TRY AND KILL ME AGAIN

secifosseluce

“We lose June. We lose July. In August we look in mirrors and want to die.”

— Kim Addonizio, from ‘The Women’, Wild Nights: New and Selected Poems (via soracities)

slavicafire

“August evenings are especially stricken with melancholy - as if the ghosts of all past summers came rushing to haunt my heart”

from Letters of Summer Past (Listy Tamtego Lata) VI

holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe

The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson: ‘515′ c. 1862

[ID: August—Absorbed—Numb—]

intimatum

“I feel like a time traveler: June, July, August. Summer dissolves in my mouth and I can’t remember what it tasted like.”

Zoë Lianne, Erasure

oozins

august

wellntruly

“Always keep mint on your windowsill in August, to ensure that buzzing flies will stay outside, where they belong. Don’t think the summer is over, even when roses droop and turn brown and the stars shift position in the sky. Never presume August is a safe or reliable time of the year. It is the season of reversals, when the birds no longer sing in the morning and the evenings are made up of equal parts golden light and black clouds. The rock-solid and the tenuous can easily exchange places until everything you know can be questioned and put into doubt.”

— Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic (via shitiunderline)