"How to Deal with Change" A lesson in counter-proselytisation
Pre-Introduction introduction
This is the second time I've typed this post out and it had better bloody work this time.
Introduction
So this is a little different form what's come before on here. You know those people who come to your house selling religion with pamphlets and vague promises? Well, I'm sick of them. So I've made a counter pamphlet.
Pre-Match Prep
Preparation is key, without it you'll not have anywhere near as much fun.
Step 1 - Download the leaflet from here
Step 2 - Print off a couple and fold them up (easy so far)
Step 3 - Read the leaflet
Step 4 - Head to the internet and look up a few things
Tzeentch and the story behind the god and his followers. If you really have the time buys some black library books learn.
Christianity, particularly conversion stories (the moment of truth, I see the light, kinda stories) and the sale-pitch kinda articles.
Step 5 - Practice answering questions about Tzeentch with friends and family. You need to be prepared just in case your door-stepper takes the bait.
Step 6 - Practice talking to idiots. This is going to be hard and it's going to make you mad by try to be patient.
Step 7 - The final step - put the leaflets by the door.
The Rules
Be polite
Be prepared
Be polite
Be interested in what they're saying
Be POLITE
If they stop being polite, ask them to leave
Be firm
BE POLITE - seriously guys, we don't want to look like bastards even if some of us are ;-)
Game Time
Step 1 - Answer the door
Step 2 - Be interested in what they want to say.
Step 3 - Accept and read the leaflet they give you
Step 4 - Ask questions about their faith, ask them about what it means to them, has it helped them, how does it affect their friends and family.
Step 5 - Offer the counter-leaflet and as if they would return the courtesy and read it.
Step 6 - Answer any questions they have and be polite.
Step 7 - If you've made it this far, well done. Thank them for their time and ask them to think on what you've said.
Post-Match Analysis
Post a comment on this and let me know what happens, seriously, I really want to know.









