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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

i know everyone’s like ‘2018 has been so long! black panther came out this year!’ and stuff but the one that really shook me was that queer eye came out this year

like

the first season

pukicho

Oh don’t hold back eBay? Go fucking raw with my $10 coupon? Just absolutely fucking wild? $10 coupon?

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Are you ever ok

pukicho

NO

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yuzupool

i’ve been comprimised

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i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

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I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

kreature-ofthenight

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

bahrains

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

manslaughter

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

gayvian

why does the burger king app have quests

algebratwo

Is this nsfw material allowed under the new tumblr policy??

algebratwo

OH NO

trapcard

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

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Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

motorcyclegirlfriends

pigmenting

i love the part of growth that allows you to look back on a previous period of your life and recognize that parts of it were unhealthy. something that felt so normal wasn’t in hindsight. you’re not supposed to feel that tired all the time. you’re not supposed to be treated like that.