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cerise | they/them 27 | white | bi | neuter this blog runs mostly off of queue

[outofcontextjojo]

[bafahy]

I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

[kingofthehilltoday]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[devilishdescent]

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

[mullomohiam]

Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .

[28121997-deactivated20250923]

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

[drdaanvondutch]

steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[jonnyconsequence]

[kosmogrl]

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[release-the-sheep]

[extremelyspecificmemes]