Fox with Socks

HI! This is a comedy blog, so laugh and let me know if you are part of any fandoms :) feel free to talk to me about anything. no one's alone

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you put a pizza in an oven at 180 degrees everything falls off of it

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. they’ve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. they’re both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. they’re both exercises of imagination. it’s all just beautiful, academic sludge.

[mukuharakazui]

we just need to team up to bully business majors

[wyverosuckers-deactivated201907]

Open RP

Hey are you alright?

[dollmaycry]

[notienedesperdicio]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[femestella]

[dandeliononfire]

Young women need to hear this. It’s OKAY!

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

and young men

[leftboogerarbiter]

listen ok. so there’s that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda.

but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like ‘okay. fresh start number seven.’ and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it’s no big deal. 

something’s under the teen girl’s bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom’s cooking and the family’s nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn’t question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it’s doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.

family don’t give a fuck.

[tbonechessor]

hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this

[hariboo]

omg this would be hilarious. bonus: the ghost or poltergeist to give up after a certian point this family is too hardcore and just accept the family into the house. they literally stop bc honestly the amount of ghost energy they’re using up is terrible and just creepily make glass fog up and write “fine, truce. you win.” and the mother just nods and the kid add a smiley face to the creepy fogged up glass.

now they have a very handy alarm system and when the new baby is born: creepy shadow live in babysitter who is ironically great with kids

[manuscripts-dontburn]

Actually, something like this already exists. It is called THE CANTERVILLE GHOST and it was written in 1887 by Oscar Wilde. 

[catchymemes]

One of the signs of the climate protests in Brussels.

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Fuck she got possessed by america

[mymodernmet]

Artists Share “Before and After” Evolution of Their Drawing Skills with Years of Practice

[goldxnboi]

this gives me hope

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[mai-asrepressednerd-deactivated]

Thank you so much for sharing this, this gave me hope

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Ellen Page Calls Out Chris Pratt for Supporting ‘Infamously Anti-LGBTQ Church’

Page addressed the matter after Pratt spoke about his recent religion-inspired diet on "The Late Show."

GET HIM

[beachdeath]

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

[beachdeath]

luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*

some ewok: *does a keg stand*

[deadbeatmaker]

no offense but male protagonists whose strength comes from empathy, compassion and humanity will always be more interesting than snarky assholes who punch everything and treat everyone around them like shit

[jaded4fox]

Facts

[whenyourenotsavingtheworld]

You mean this guy?

[jaded4fox]

Of course

[depsidase]

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[heartbeatemoji]

“Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh

[problem-child-smile]

That’s the same part that killed me 😂😂😭