Moon.

We are the moon collective of California. Why be a follower when you can be a leader?

[themoonkings]

I still think this is a waste of time.

This is fucking stupid.

You guys..said you would do this for me.

I'm not complaining Droplet.

Of course you're not fucking complaining, you'd suck his dick if he batted his pretty fucking little eyelashes at you.

Ignis.

Get the introductions over with already. Fuck.

Jesus Christ...Hello, we are the Moon Collective, a more..newer group within California. I go by Payload.

That was dry as fuck.

My eloquent partner there is Ignis, purple text is Camazotz-

Yup.

And blue text is Undercurrent, he's the whole reason for this account.

Yes Hi..hello..hey.

Control over the account will vary, depending on whose busy or who cares.

Villain Sonar, Flambae, Waterboy, and Mechaman let's gggooo!!!

This is based off an idea @shroomieenjoystmnt had! Basically the whole idea is if the four of them were kidnapped and brainwashed into villains, they have a very unhealthy codependency on each other due to their brainwashing. I hope they don't come off TOO ooc, I want y'all to enjoy this.

[themoonkings]

Does the phrase "keep up" mean anything to you guys?

The fuck? No.

Not ringing any bells here.

L..like a saying..?...or a brand?..

.....No. Not a clue.

[themoonkings]

have you guys ever realized that the anagram you have is 'ICUP' .... you should have ignis read that out loud lol

Ha. Ha. So funny. So so great.

The robotic voice from the helmet makes you sound creepy dude.

[themoonkings]

Ykw im taking away all the hamsters byeee :DD

takes away the rest of the hamsters :3

Ok, fine. We're kinda dealing with our shit at the moment anyway. We don't have the proper time to take care of them.

[themoonkings]

and while I’m at it

snatches sonar hamster

My tax fraud buddy! 😭

He's not actually crying, I've literally been the one feeding the little guy.

C'mon now, that doesn't mean I didn't care about him, he was a good little business partner. You know how those guys scam people with those dancing monkeys?

...this is why we don't have actual pets.

[themoonkings]

oh wait wrong fit mb

Oh hey. He looks fancy.

[themoonkings]

you will never find me :3

.............

[themoonkings]

no never

Eh, he looks like a creampuff now.

Yellow..suits him..

GIVE US THE FUCKING HAMSTER!

[themoonkings]

I still have the Robert hamster lol y’all can’t find me

here he is in all his glory

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING HAMSTER BACK!

I mean, he does rock that hat though..

I miss Payload..

[themoonkings]

you mind if I uhh..

grabs the Robert hamster and runs off

[themoonkings]

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE????

[themoonkings]

( ooc This thing is for ignis )

*Shaves off your eyebrows and runs away*

>:)

THANKS FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO FUCKING TORCH SOMEONE

(nice to know even after a panic attack he's ready to smoke a bitch)

[themoonkings]

The voice The voice The voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice The voice the voice the voice The voice the voice the voice the voice the voice the voice to voice the voice the voice to voice the voice

[themoonkings]

Want a coffee machine?

-@oraclewithsixarms

I...

.... You know what? Fucking fine, maybe it'll get freeloader bitch to be happy for like 5 seconds

[themoonkings]

Ignis it was your hamster tyat was the super evil one, I was not lying about the evil one being especially ugly <3

Bitch how dare you, you're ugly

[themoonkings]

*you guys find plushies of all 4 of you guys*

@unknownmerch

Eh, they're decent, I'll give them to the other three sad bitches

[themoonkings]

It's so fucking depressing around here shit, Why the fuck are all three of my bitches depressed?