Shit My Friends Say

Hello there! I'm the Mostly Confused Uni Student. I live with some crazy people who say funny things and this blog is dedicated to their insanity(:

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"So gay you poo skittles."

Ellen's birthday gets off to a good start

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"Oops, my butt fell out."

Alleisha's trousers are highly unco-operative creatures.

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Best Friends or Dating, The Eternal Conundrum

Alleisha: "I need to burp but I can't remember if that's cool with you or not."

Me: *mouthful of spicy rice* Sure, go ahead.

Alleisha: *3 burps in one go*

Long pause

Alleisha: So you've seen me naked, and heard me burp and fart.

Me: Are we dating?

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"I'm very protective of my vagina. Not with sex, 'cause I'm a hoe, but..."

Alleisha is a vagina vigilante.

[chattiest]

That awkward moment when you watch a movie from your childhood and finally understand all the “dirty” jokes!

Chattiest (via chattiest)

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It's a new uni year and a new bunch of housemates! 

[th3cuteanimals]

animals

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me when my housemates have food

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"If it's terrible you must lie."

Jess is making me dinner

[wall-of-thoughts]

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

i’m fluent in talking shit

[comadolls]

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

[oldfrax]

And then not ten seconds later you need to fucking pee

[softchubbypuppy]

[lolfactory]

True Love

☆ funny tumblr

[nickimlnaj]

[antlercalves]

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

[howdoiputthisgently]

INTERACTING WITH SMALL CHILDREN

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:

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WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO TALK TO ME