rach writes shit

another garbage sideblog

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Jennifer Egan, A Visit from the Goon Squad

new IG: bookcaps.jpg

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“am i walking toward something i should be running away from?”

the theriots - a haunting of hill house inspired family shrike island natives. defined by a distinct before and after. forever running from their own ghosts. enough catholic trauma to fill a book (a pulitzer prize winner, actually). fractured by the loss of their own nell. featuring: the steve (played by rach), the shirley (reserved for theo), the theo (open), the luke (open)

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name: rach age: ugh 30 pronouns: she/her favorite supernatural/spooky media? i’m a Heaux for anything stephen king but also recently mcfricken obsessed with mike flanagan shit what’s a plot you’ve always wanted and never gotten to write? THE HILL HOUSE SHIT IMMA REQ favorite faces? crusty old dudes

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accidental revolutionary / unironic fan of neil diamond / ideal pub trivia teammate / friendly neighborhood ice cream man 

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Because this is the cutest thing you’ll see today.(x)

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alias: rach age: dirty 30 what are your favourite tropes/themes to explore? himbos (that’s it that’s the theme), found fams, anything that could have been the plot of a 90s meg ryan romcom tell us your most beloved hp headcanons: idk i just love magical creature lore that isn’t thinly veiled stereotypes like the original text 😌 is there anything in particular you would like to see on the site? good vibes and maybe some spicy group plots??? post a gif of your favourite character/scene: the logic behind everything dumbledore does is a++

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Photography by Michael McCluskey

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we get outta this fight / you gonna help me wrap my hands / stitchin up my eyes / you know that blood can blind - nathaniel rateliff

don’t talk to moody about how the sorting hat VAGUELY mentioned slytherin before deciding on gryffindor

it’s been 36 years but he still hasn’t forgotten the time a slytherin beater broke his nose with a bludger to the face

he broke said beater’s nose with a fist shortly after the match

turns out you can’t get a NEWT in GRUDGE HOLDING but damn if moody didn’t try

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alastor moody is tired

ɪ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴏʀɴ - ғᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇs ᴅᴄ // ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴘ - ᴘᴏʀᴛɪsʜᴇᴀᴅ // ᴊᴜʙɪʟᴇᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ - ɴɪᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴠᴇ & ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴅ sᴇᴇᴅs // ᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ - ʀᴀᴅɪᴏʜᴇᴀᴅ // ɢᴍғ - ᴊᴏʜɴ ɢʀᴀɴᴛ // ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ - ᴘᴊ ʜᴀʀᴠᴇʏ // ᴡᴇ ʙᴇɢɢᴇᴅ 2 ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ - ᴊᴇғғ ʀᴏsᴇɴsᴛᴏᴄᴋ // sᴘᴇɴᴛ ɢʟᴀᴅɪᴀᴛᴏʀ 2 - ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ ɢᴏᴀᴛs

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I was not born

Into this world

To do another man's bidding

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NAME ╱ rach

AGE, TIMEZONE, PRONOUNS ╱ 30 (oy vey), est, she/her

HOGWARTS HOUSE ╱ hufflepuff

FAVORITE TROPES ╱ that meme about one half of the ship only being attracted to morons and the other half of the ship asking what kind of animal the pink panther is

FAVORITE FACES ╱ look i'd be lying if i said anything other than sad middle aged men

LEAST FAVORITE EMOJI ╱ the drooling one is having too good a time ok

ANYTHING ELSE? ╱ nah man i'm just down 2 clown

GIF OR MEME ╱

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ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀᴘᴇx ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴀʙʏ

WAYLON WALKER. FORTY-SEVEN. ZOOLOGIST.

[apoemaday]

Morning

by Frank O’Hara

I’ve got to tell you how I love you always I think of it on grey mornings with death in my mouth the tea is never hot enough then and the cigarette dry the maroon robe chills me I need you and look out the window at the noiseless snow At night on the dock the buses glow like clouds and I am lonely thinking of flutes I miss you always when I go to the beach the sand is wet with tears that seem mine although I never weep and hold you in my heart with a very real humor you’d be proud of the parking lot is crowded and I stand rattling my keys the car is empty as a bicycle what are you doing now where did you eat your lunch and were there lots of anchovies it is difficult to think of you without me in the sentence you depress me when you are alone Last night the stars were numerous and today snow is their calling card I’ll not be cordial there is nothing that distracts me music is only a crossword puzzle do you know how it is when you are the only passenger if there is a place further from me I beg you do not go

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Aleksandra Waliszewska

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name: rach

pronouns: she/her

time zone: est

favorite speculative sci-fi media or trope(s): stranger things, another earth, pacific rim, a shitload of things i’m blanking on 🙃

what plots/dynamics are you interested in exploring?: am i a basic bish for saying found families

if you were a mash-up of two animals, what would you be? (can include images/gifs):

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Ewan McGregor 📷by MJ Ambriz