The Movie Haiku

[themoviehaiku]

Jiro loves sushi, But treats his son like shit, Poor Yoshikazu. #moviehaiku #jirodreamsofsushi

[themoviehaiku]

Magic isn't real, Who made this stupid movie? Franco didn't die. #moviehaiku #nowyouseeme

[themoviehaiku]

She's a bitch in heat, But they think she's a lady, He likes spaghetti. #moviehaiku #ladyandthetramp

[themoviehaiku]

He was one of us. He was a good bowler and, He was a good man.

#moviehaiku #thebiglebowski

[themoviehaiku]

Jesus, shut up, Donny, You're out of your element. Calmer than you are. #moviehaiku #thebiglebowski #walter

[themoviehaiku]

Drinking Caucasians, I hate the fucking Eagles, Fuck it, let's go bowl. #moviehaiku #thebiglebowski

[themoviehaiku]

He has a big sword,

And his teacher is Spanish,

But speaks like a Scot. 

#moviehaiku

#highlander

[themoviehaiku]

You might not get high,

But it's the end of the week,

And you have no job.

#moviehaiku

#friday

[themoviehaiku]

Someone stole his bike,

Went on a big adventure,

Ended up in cuffs.

#moviehaiku

#peeweesbigadventure

[themoviehaiku]

Rainbows are visions.

Rainbows have nothing to hide.

Kermit needs some pants.

#moviehaiku

#muppetmovie

#anothertake

[themoviehaiku]

Swamps can be boring,

But fame is a long journey,

Over the rainbow.

#moviehaiku

#muppetmovie

#firsthaiku

stephhhhg

[themoviehaiku]

You dodged a bullet,

Now everybody dies.

You cannot cheat death.

#moviehaiku

#finaldestination

[themoviehaiku]

While in the prison,

He used to fuck guys like me.

I ripped out his throat.

#moviehaiku

#roadhouse

[themoviehaiku]

Sock full of quarters,

I am in a world of shit.

Full metal jacket.

#moviehaiku

#fullmetaljacket

[themoviehaiku]

Crouched in the pup tent,

My partner faces away,

I spit on my dick.

#moviehaiku

#brokebackmountain

[themoviehaiku]

Stomach is bulging.

Will it be a boy or girl?

Nope, it's alien.

#moviehaiku

#alien

[themoviehaiku]

Red pill or blue pill?

Reality sucks my balls,

Now I know Kung fu.

#moviehaiku

#thematrix