[bulldyke]

[tomfletcherscats]

alright well someone get ryan on the phone it’s time to revive pet salamander

[dykescooby]

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

[tomfletcherscats]

hi could i ask where i could find the vid that was in that post (tomfletcherscats tumblr com post 22233503240 this-video-is-actually-my-favorite-thing-in-the) cause the video is broken

uhhh man that was from the youtube account of a band called my favorite highway from god knows how long ago….. it was called “the human alarm clock” back then but i don’t know if it’s like posted anywhere anymore since the band deleted their youtube but u could try searching anyway

[buckypascal]

Lucky the pizza dog 🍕

[93-7]

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

[guooey]

[commradequestions]

That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

[teaboot]

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

[angelicguy]

do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?

im assuming diplomacy has failed

[junesea]

the untamed + text post meme

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[creepish]

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

[diomdes]

whenever i listen to a glass animals song i feel like i am behind the wheel of a convertible wearing very nice sunglasses and i am going incredibly fast but i am not driving somehow. there’s a neon pink haze over everything and the vague implication that something morally questionable is being done off-camera

[weirdmageddon]

cosmo wanda i wish every bitcoin miner goes to hell no matter what

[synx]

[wangji-love]

Dad Mode Activated Wangxian Week 2020 | Day 1: Family

[untiloblivions]

love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been