Kenny McWhoremick

Kenny McCormick. That sexy blonde son of a bitch who just keeps on dying. || Independent RP Blog.||

[inboxideas]

Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.

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7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN! DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT!! My muse has drawn your number! Send me "closet" and I'll generate a number to see what our muses do while stuck in the closet for 7 minutes.

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[thepsychoticjamlover]

Our accurate reactions to events in a roleplay.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish certain characters would die — This is how we all react in roleplays!

[themuffledvoice]

"It's my fault isn't it?" Stan chokes tears rolling down his cheeks. "M-my god th-there's so much blood." He looks up and screams loudly. "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US! CALL AN AMBULANCE Please.. Help him!" His head drops forward and he cries on the blonde's bloody chest. "It's my fault, you're gonna die." He sobs holding Kenny's hand tightly.

Kenny couldn’t stand it. He was making Stan feel so horrible, and he hated.. absolutely hated… having this happen every. other. fucking. day.

But, then again.. He was bleeding and in a lot more pain than usual.. Maybe this time he really would die for real.. And honestly, he didn’t know how he felt about that. 

     ” — Stan, it’s—”

  He coughed up more blood.

            ” — Not your fault… I promise.. I’m gonna be okay..”

[satanwasinsideme]

  It seemed as though the air got several degrees colder around them as Stan brushed the blonde locks away from Kenny’s forehead gingerly placing a kiss there. “I… What am I going to do…” He whispered his voice breaking a bit. 

Stan knew  it was his last chance to ever admit how importatn his friend actually was to him. So he took a deep breath and leaned in closer to his dying friends ear to whisper his final goodbye.         ”I love you Kenny..”  

[themuffledvoice]

Royal blue eyes widened, glistening with tears. Stan.. loved him? It was as if he wanted to smile with relief, since he felt the same exact way towards Stan, but then..

.. a sinking feeling took over in his chest.

Once he came back tomorrow, Stan wouldn't remember any of this, would he? It was no use in hoping he would.. And could Kenny really work up the courage to confess his love out of nowhere when he did return?

         " -- I love you too, Stan."

  He made eye contact to show how sincere he was when saying this, before his eyes slowly started to close.

[ericfuckingcartmann]

▸ ((3AM TEXT MESSAGE MEME THAT IS SO OLD I'M SORRY))

[[HAHA its okay!!]]

[txt]: Kenny?

[txt]: Ken, are you awake?

themuffledvoice

[themuffledvoice]

[Text]: Yeah, what is it?

[themuffledvoice]

"It's my fault isn't it?" Stan chokes tears rolling down his cheeks. "M-my god th-there's so much blood." He looks up and screams loudly. "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US! CALL AN AMBULANCE Please.. Help him!" His head drops forward and he cries on the blonde's bloody chest. "It's my fault, you're gonna die." He sobs holding Kenny's hand tightly.

Kenny couldn’t stand it. He was making Stan feel so horrible, and he hated.. absolutely hated… having this happen every. other. fucking. day.

But, then again.. He was bleeding and in a lot more pain than usual.. Maybe this time he really would die for real.. And honestly, he didn’t know how he felt about that. 

     ” — Stan, it’s—”

  He coughed up more blood.

            ” — Not your fault… I promise.. I’m gonna be okay..”

[satanwasinsideme]

Stan sniffled and gripped the bloodied parka under him trying not to apply anymore pressure on Kenny’s body than he already was. “Don’t lie to me Kenny!” He shouted unable to stop himself.

 ”There’s nothing I can do.. I’m just going to sit here and watch YOU DIE?” He looked up at the blonde placing one hand on his face. “..I’m so sorry…. This is all my fault..”  He choked sobbing a little harder.

[themuffledvoice]

        " -- Stan, listen to me."

The blonde demanded. He probably didn't have much time anyway, unless an ambulance really did arrive and take care of him, so he wanted to at least get the chance to speak his mind before anything happened.

                " -- I will be fine. And there was nothing you could've done."

[sincerely-kosher-deactivated201]

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"I remember shouting at stan…..I remember getting drunk and throwing at glass at the wall"themuffledvoice

[themuffledvoice]

"So.. You don't remember sex with me?"

[dont-fuck-with-the-dragonbo-blog]

"whoops"

Dovah hummed softly, running her fingers through her dark hair as she tried to get the rest of the suds out. Her brown eyes widened when she heard the door open, hands flying down as she tried to cover herself. “Kenny!” She shrieked, her cheeks flushing darkly. “Get out!”

themuffledvoice

[dont-fuck-with-the-dragonbo-blog]

  Dovah rolled her eyes in amusement. “Mhm, I’m sure you are.” She teased slightly. “So! Why exactly are you here..? Not that I mind or anything.”

[themuffledvoice]

Kenny blinked and shrugged.

   " -- Can I not stop by to see a friend?"

[themuffledvoice]

"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."

     ” — It’s okay.. I..”

Kenny coughed up a bit more blood, which really wasn’t helping his case.

             ” — I'm gonna be fine, I promise you.”

[themuffledvoice]

"It's my fault isn't it?" Stan chokes tears rolling down his cheeks. "M-my god th-there's so much blood." He looks up and screams loudly. "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US! CALL AN AMBULANCE Please.. Help him!" His head drops forward and he cries on the blonde's bloody chest. "It's my fault, you're gonna die." He sobs holding Kenny's hand tightly.

Kenny couldn’t stand it. He was making Stan feel so horrible, and he hated.. absolutely hated… having this happen every. other. fucking. day.

But, then again.. He was bleeding and in a lot more pain than usual.. Maybe this time he really would die for real.. And honestly, he didn’t know how he felt about that. 

     ” — Stan, it’s—”

  He coughed up more blood.

            ” — Not your fault… I promise.. I’m gonna be okay..”

[askboxmemethings]

My muse has died, but can't move on. Send "haunt me" for a drabble of my muse visiting yours as a ghost.

[rpaskboxmemes-deactivated202004]

Put 'Was It Good~?' in my askbox to hear what my muse would say to yours after sex

[themuffledvoice]

Dying rp Starters

"Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer."

"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."

"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."

"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."

"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"

"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."

"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."

"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."

"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."

"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."

"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."

"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."

"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."

"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."

"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."

"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."

"I'm so sorry I let this happen to you."

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Send me “Luxury Seat” to see my character’s reaction to yours sitting on mine’s lap.

[offensant-bouclier]

Send me "No Escape" for my muse's reaction to yours trapping them between their arms.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Crime themed starter sentences

Includes drug and violence tw, a mix of which muse is the criminal, if not both.

“Your mother would be ashamed of you.”

“C’mon, the cops are stupid, they’ll never catch us.”

“The car’s a piece of junk anyway, they’re not gonna miss it.”

“Carry on the way you’re going and you’re gonna end up in prison.”

“I’m not that much of a scumbag, I don’t steal from old ladies.”

“One last score, then we’re out of the game, what do you say?”

“I’m only doing this because I need to pay my dealer.”

“Prison? Occupational hazard.”

“They pissed me off, I made sure they won’t be walking for a while, no biggie.”

“So you’re a drug runner or a drug dealer?”

“Prison ain’t too bad, you’ve got a bed and they feed you.”

“I get all tingly when you break into cars like that.”

“I do it for the thrill – and to fund my drug habit.”

“Did you kill him/her?”

“I never meant to hurt anyone!”

“I needed the money, what else could I do.”

“We grew up around criminals, of course we became them.”

“What kind of example are you setting for your kids?”

“I grew up, you probably should too.”

“He had it coming.”

“I just gave him his final warning.”

“I’m calling the cops!”

“I’m passionate about two things, bank robbery and you.”

“I’m a street rat, but I’m good at it.”

“Dealing in an alley, classy as ever.”

“If you don’t have my money, you know I’m going to have to teach you a lesson.”

“Bonny and Clyde made this look so much more glamorous.”

“One day we’ll be rich and we won’t have to do this anymore.”

“That’s not your wallet is it?”

“So I got in a fight, they owed me money.”

[inboxmemethings-deactivated2015]

Send me "I've been cheating on you" for my muse's reaction.