Like catching lightning.

I'm Mary, a 26-year old mom to two wild boys & married to my best friends.

[googlepliers]

And the riot squad they’re restless, they need somewhere to go. As lady and I look out tonight from- Desolation Row!

[teathattast]

[patdsnaps]

PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, July 18, 2018

Instagram:wpxi_seeandbesseen

[phoebusbridgers]

on redbubble

[dwight-schrutes]

honestly where is my ben wyatt?

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[memewhore]

[finndamerons-archive]

my heart says jedi knight, but my emotional instability says sith lord

[maisiewilliams]

This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she’s always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.

make me choose: gina linetti or lorelai gilmore

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[petaledpout]

[boydonttemptme]

me constantly

[henamyung]

[disastrousqueer]

squad

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[boseman-chadwick]

[aces-to-apples]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[henryconradtaylor]

What’s next?

?????

[moikaysfuckinready]

[joannus]

Life imitates art