The Musings of Miss J

*Follow Miss J as she leads you through life with her many words of wisdom. -Miss J *"The Musings of Miss J has changed my life for the better!" -Miss J (after following this blog) *"I told Kelly to make a blog about things that I say. And she did." -Miss J

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I have given you wings. I am your red bull.

MissJ

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Cancer smut. The best kind of smut.

MissJ

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Don't touch that pizza I touched. I have feet hands.

MissJTumbles

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Recorder Conversation

Keltheinsomniac: What did you think of my recorder performance?

Corey: It was beautiful.

Keltheinsomniac: Thanks.

Corey: Like a fleet of angels.

MissJ: Dying.

Keltheinsomniac and Corey: *laughing*

MissJ: Dying and sobbing to their deaths.

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Accident Prone

Kelly: Ow..

MissJ: What'd you do?

Kelly: I did something weird to my shoulder.

MissJ: How did you do that just sitting there?

Kelly: I'm just really talented at accidentally hurting myself.

MissJ mocking Kelly:Oh yeah.. I blinked and then I dislocated my shoulder.

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I wish I was crippled. Look at that parking!

Justine while searching for a parking space at school.

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MissJ:*touches Kelly's butt* Oh I found your knee!

Kelly: Nope. That's not my knee.

MissJ: ...

Kelly: You're not good at being a blind person.

MissJ: I haven't practiced!

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I am the blind kangaroo! Kicking people in the arm... For justice....

Justine

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Ugh.. I touched my dirty laundry. I never touch my dirty laundry. Not even on my body! I just phase through my clothes once they get dirty. That's kind of a problem when it happens in public.

Justine

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Give me your phone... I want to eat it... GIVE IT TO ME!

MissJ

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Don't touch my feet! Those are private!

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In regards to a WTF Fanfiction Sherlock post

Kelly: Is it BBC Sherlock?

MissJ: I don't even know whose young in the series to be the younger man.

Kelly: The little boy from reichenbach?

MissJ: Gretchen and Hamlet?

Kelly:...

Kelly: Hansel and Gretel?

MissJ and Kelly: *laughing erupts*

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MissJ: Do you want a frosty paw, Simon?

Kelly: Yes, I would.

MissJ: You don't get a frosty paw! You get a silk shake!

Kelly: Okay..

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I don't even know.

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Fluttertongue sounds

Kelly:*weird gargling sounds in an attempt to fluttertongue*

Krystal: Stop.

Kelly: *doesn't stop*

Krystal: Stop..

Kelly: I WILL ENTER YOU LIKE A LOTTERY!

Justine: And win.

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Texts to a sleeping Kelly.

MissJ: HEY HEY YOU YOU READY FOR MATSURI?

MissJ: NO WAI NO WAI, GUESS YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING.

MissJ: HEY HEY YOU YOU GET READY FOR MATSURI

MissJ: YOU'RE ASLEEP BUT I WANT YOU UP SO I CAN TAKE PICS.

MissJ: YOU'RE MY BRO SO GET YOUR ASS UP OUTTA BED.

MissJ: DON'T YOU KNOW WE CAN GET SOME CHICK FE LE (fe le fe le)

MissJ: DON'T IGNORE YOUR PHONE GIRL GET UP

MissJ: AND HELL YEAH I WANNA TAKE MY PICS.

MissJ: I CAN TELL YOU WANNA TOO SO GET NOW.

Kelly: I am so sorry...

MissJ: The texts are to Avril Lavigne's, 'Girlfriend.'

Kelly: That makes them clever.

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Dawww.. I poked myself with a t-pin. NOW I HAVE T PAIN! I am a clever whore.

Justine being Justine.