Quiet, the mustache is speaking.

The original Roosevelt in the White House. Taft, it has been some time. To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. Or with too many morals and not enough mind education, you will be educating a pathetic man.

[trevorknappjones]

Teddy Roosevelt is scary when he laughs

[joaomt]

[dontgetmadgetwrathful]

Oh, really? Frauds? Well, shouldn’t you, I don’t know, do something about it? I vote that you go kick some ass. If they’re all puppets and frauds, they should be disposed of as such.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Bully for you! You seem like a bright young woman, as that is precisely my plan.

[justaburger-archive-blog]

Can never be too sure. Ben Stiller makes a mean movie. My shoulders still ache from the time Gandhi jumped me.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Gandhi, that woman pathetic beater finally had the galls to attack a man? Son, you must tell me all about this brawl of yours.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

thesilentcompanion

protegam 

greedisthename 

Colonel Roosevelt, at your service.

[dontgetmadgetwrathful]

Real president, huh? Does another pose as a president—??

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Over the years without my tutelage, it seems that the chair of the president has become home to none other than frauds and puppets. So yes.

[justaburger-archive-blog]

Depends on what you mean by real president. You’re not made of wax, are you?

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Now how could a man be made of wax? Bullshit, I've heard and seen in the more recent presidents but wax? Never.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

justaburger

dontgetmadgetwrathful

sassy-chusetts

What can a real president do for you?

[starspangledcaptainamerica-blog]

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

[president-jfkennedy]

Endow me with the skills and strength to lead this country effectively.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Certainly won't be happening son, you're far too caught up in the past to make it possible.

[president-jfkennedy]

Every American does—

…

Oh.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Have you come today to learn the ways of a man?

[president-jfkennedy]

I’m in the presence of the Theodore Roosevelt—

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

I see that you know of me, son.

Perhaps you are not so bad after all.

Even if you're as soft as an alligator after I wrestle it.

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

God have mercy on these idiot's souls because I will not

[president-jfkennedy]

themustacheisspeaking

Oh wow

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Don't you, 'oh wow' me, son.

[dontmesswithdubya]

i lost a folower

[dontmesswithdubya]

so u took over as devil

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

[the buff and older man remains quiet, allowing it to stay so until he decides to speak] Boo.

[dontmesswithdubya]

i lost a folower

[dontmesswithdubya]

so u admit ur the devil

[themustacheisspeaking-blog]

Look me in the eyes son, I will become the devil if you don't heed my demands. I killed the devil with my bare hands, who says I won't stop at you?

[nouveau-bro]

"Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground."

Theodore Roosevelt (via titsandquotes)