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[stability]

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[autumngracy]

It's official, folks! We're living in a cyberpunk dystopia!! ☠️

[anarcho-gunman]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[guerrillatech]

[kropotkindersurprise]

December 12, 2020 - Angry workers at a Wistron Infocomm facility manufacturing Apple iPhones in Narasapura, India, destroyed the offices of the factory after not being paid their promised wages. Workers destroyed CCTV cameras throughout the factory and flipped and burned executives’ cars. Police who went to the factory were also attacked. [video]/[video]

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Yes mate

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beginners-mind-deactivated20231]

💕

[bimbodemon-deactivated20210909]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-lauren-fight-for-her-livelihood?utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all

This is her gfm, the article doxed her despite begging to stay anonymous, misquoted and used her quotes to craft a narrative that smeared her, and the author contacted her family and employer. They’re ruining her life and career for the sake of a tabloid article.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Help Lauren fight for her livelihood, organized by Amanda Tr

Lauren is a paramedic, working on the front lines in one of the hardest hit areas of th… Amanda Tr needs your support for Help Lauren fight

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hobolunchbox]

[blairwaldorfings]

[the-owl-faced-girl]

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

[plotwitch]

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

[papi-chulo-bucky]

This makes me so happy :’)

[latining]

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

[terror-billie]

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

[horreurscopes]

jessica rabbit is literally a sex symbol though she can't be asexual?

she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character  

[harocat]

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

[drdadster]

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

[commandertrevelyan]

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.

I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”

I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.

I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I LOVE this headcanon <3

[pixiebutterandjelly-deactivated]

This is important!

[luxarcher]

This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it

#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon

[filledepluie]

YES

YES

YEEEESSS

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I haven’t seen this post in a thousand years and it’s gotten EVEN MORE EXCELLENT.

[celeloriel]

Also? She and Roger walk off into the sunset at the end of the movie, and her line is “C'mon, Roger, let’s go home. I’ll bake you a carrot cake.”

And I’m sure there’s some innuendo one could take from that but if you read it as delivered, Jessica’s happy ending is a domestic evening with her partner.

[kyraneko]

Asexuality is how the person feels, not how everybody else feels about them. Sexiness to others does not equal possession of sexy feelings in oneself.

(Hell, maybe she acts that way because the excuses are written for people like that: “of course she’s not interested in you, girl like that can have anyone she wants, you’re probably competing against movie stars and royalty, don’t feel bad, you’re not in her league.” 

If you’re drab and mousy there’s people who will pull the “beggars can’t be choosers” line or get offended that you’re not interested as if it means you think you’re better than them; if you’re plain and don’t put any effort into being sexy there’s people who will look at the face and body underneath and decide you’re a secret hottie who belongs with the person perceptive enough to “discover” you; if you’re down-to-earth and low-key there’s people who will decide you’re exactly what they want and drop their feelings in your lap thinking it’s an objectively-vaulable gift of them to make you their bespoke choice.

Whereas an absolute hottie who dresses, accessorizes, and moves to impress? It’s a perfectly reasonable explanation that she does that to attract a higher caliber of man and is excused for having rich, high, selective tastes—and it’s not too much of a jump to understand that she might have eccentric ones. Somebody might have no idea what she sees in Roger, but that a woman like her can get what she wants, and can afford to hold out for a better deal than the dime-a-dozen average people panting after her? That, to quote Granny Weatherwax, is a story people can understand.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before. I’m reblogging it now, just so I can repeat this line, louder for the people in the back, with my own bolding:

Asexuality is how the person feels, not how everybody else feels about them

[mens-rights-activia]

[zamzamafterzina]

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

[threesideddream]

I literally just passed this when I was on imgur

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

[congalineofdurin]

This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[somarysueme]

powerful Queen x Dipshit energy