(noticed that one gassy q&a going around a lot so I thought people might appreciate some different questions!)
On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being rarely ever able to fart, 10 being incredibly gassy at all hours of the day — how gassy are you on average?
What triggers your farts? (foods, drinks, certain situations, etc.)
Do you push out your farts when you feel one coming, or let them come out on their own?
Do you ever get morning gas? How do you deal with it?
What aspect of farts do you enjoy the most? (sound, smell, sensation, "gross" factor, etc.)
How do you react to seeing/hearing people farting irl/in a non sexual scenario? Can you act natural and laugh it off?
Which would you prefer: farting on someone's lap, or having your lap farted on?
How do you feel about smell? Do you have a preferred type of stench?
Do you feel comfortable farting in front of others?
Have you ever accidentally farted when you didn't mean to?
Do you purposely eat trigger foods in order to make yourself gassy?
What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it in or let it out?
What do you think about the smell of your own farts? What do they smell like?
How do you feel about fart humour in media?
Do you like face farts? Would you ever do it if you had the chance?
Describe your favourite type of fart.
Thoughts on trapped gas/bloating?
Which would you prefer: massaging someone's gassy belly, or having your gassy belly massaged?
When did you know you had this kink? What triggered it?
Embarrassed or shameless?
Does anyone know you have this kink? Would you ever tell anyone?
