bite me while i taste your fingertips

@thenaomiclark

NAOMI CLARK If you're anyone who's anyone, you already know who I am. I throw the greatest parties in all of Los Angeles. I also happen to be the hottest 26 year old to ever grace the cover of Maxim. You're welcome for pages of inspiration, boys. +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5284188"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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Posts

isaactaylors:

I’ll see what I can do.

I’d suggest it. Or you’ll be making it up to me for months to come.

#nc #it

isaactaylors:

If I’m invited. And if I can manage to sneak away from the hospital.

You have an outstanding invitation. And the hospital can survive without you for the day.

#nc #it

isaactaylors:

I am pretty clever. Oh, really? That sounds like a lot of fun.

Does that mean I can expect to see you there?

#nc #it

isaactaylors:

Better now that my attention’s on you. What’s new in the world of Naomi Clark?

Clever. I like that in a man. Well, I was actually thinking I’m due for another Naomi Clark Extravaganza and what better way to celebrate Memorial Day than with a barbecue and me in a red, white, and blue bikini?

#nc #it

isaactaylors:

How’re you doing, Naomi?

Better now that I have your attention. And yourself?

#nc #it

isaactaylors:

#i’d let you do things to me

Very…nice? I don’t know if that’s the word to use. I’m a little speechless.

That’s the desired effect.

#nc #it

babybandzz

#i'd let you do things to me #//that's literally her attractive men tag #this sicko

kailynprior:

Yeah, that’s what I said. It’s childish, is what it is.

Kailyn, your jealousy is showing.

#dash #naomi #kp

kailynprior:

It’s all part of the plan, Nay, you know that. I didn’t just choose to live off of Daddy’s money and throw parties all the time, that shit got old pretty quickly for the more mature of us.

First of all, my name is Naomi. Secondly, I don’t know why you wouldn’t want to live that life. It’s a hell of a lot more fun.

#dash #naomi #kp

kailynprior:

Some of us just have better things to do with our time than sit around and think of witty comebacks that no one will remember.

Like working as a cashier for a no-name boutique? Oh, I’m so impressed.

#kp #dash #naomi

kailynprior:

Now, maybe that’s the truth. And it shows.

You really need to work on your insults, Kailyn.

#naomi #dash #kp

kailynprior:

Nothing’s changed since we last fought and I pulled out those cheap hair extensions, has it?

Oh, honey, you must be talking about yourself because this head of hair is 100% au natural.

#kp #dash #naomi

kailynprior:

According to who, exactly?

Myself, and in case you haven’t noticed, I’m the only one who matters.

#dash #naomi #kp

kailynprior:

Ah Naomi, always chiming in with an opinion that no one cares to hear.

The point is I’m right and you’re wrong, just like always.

#dash #naomi #kp

kailynprior:

It always amazes me when girls come into the boutique, clearly after they’ve already started pregaming, to buy something for a themed party. This is a serious fashion shop, not a Rue 21.