#♟️- the official naturals blog hq , come to this post to check on dates and events
⚠️ this will update and change over time! keep checking it so you don't miss anything!
🚨 what's upcoming: august 9-15 michaelia week.
🗓 full schedule (by month) ⬇️
Interview Vampire Daily

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
occasionally subtle
Color Me Curious
No title available

Origami Around
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Doug Jones

blake kathryn
The Stonewall Inn
No title available

No title available
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver

tannertan36

shark vs the universe

bliss lane
Cosmic Funnies
🪼
seen from United States

seen from Belgium
seen from Indonesia

seen from Kazakhstan

seen from Thailand
seen from United States
seen from Algeria

seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia

seen from Australia
seen from Netherlands

seen from South Korea
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
@thenaturalshq
#♟️- the official naturals blog hq , come to this post to check on dates and events
⚠️ this will update and change over time! keep checking it so you don't miss anything!
🚨 what's upcoming: august 9-15 michaelia week.
🗓 full schedule (by month) ⬇️
Eat Up!
Summary: Michael heals from a case gone wrong. Starting with a milkshake instead of alcohol. Word Count: 1172 a/n: Day 2 of Michaelia Week and minutes before day 3! Apologies as there is actually very little ship content in this one. @thenaturalshq Warnings! Mentions of child abuse, child death, reference to self harm or self endangerment, slight graphic descriptions.
Moodboard AU time!🤭
Collage AU where Michael and Lia are recruited into an elite private collage serving the offspring of the world's top crime families, training to become assassins with a purpose. She's titled as a rat, the group of students at the bottom of the food chain with no affiliation. He's a legacy, his rich as sin family having been in the collage before. And in between the generational hatred between rats and legacies, things get more complicated....
I'm falling now, I only find the worst for myself...
Just pull me out, I fall into your curse hold me down...
Ok this is meant to be a moodboard but I MIGHT end up writing it someday after I finish my thousand other Michaelia projects. By all means if anyone would like to beat me to it go for it 100%.
@thenaturalshq
Michael Townsend - Business
Lia Zhang - Law
@thenaturalshq @silvermoon34
Michael x Lia College Moodboard
@thenaturalshq @silvermoon34
okay i fucking hate this bye
[ @thenaturalshq ] [ overlays by 4elcu ]
Tell The Truth and Do The Dare.
Summary: Michael and Lia find themselves trapped in an odd room and forced to play a twisted game that reveals more about their past then it should Word Count: 962 a/n: Day 1 of Michaelia Week!! Totally not late, and totally didnt give up on the ending T-T @thenaturalshq
surprise surprise i couldn't leave my michaelia children with nothing
michaelia week, august 11: college
@thenaturalshq
✶⋆.˚ say you can't sleep, baby, i know
that's that me espresso! ✧˚ ⋆。˚
A night with Michael Townsend
Synopsis: After one of Lia and Michael’s nights, she is determined to make him eat Chinese food for her, it will be a funny thing considering Michael is the pickiest eater Lia’s ever met
@thenaturalshq
Day 2 of Michaelia week: food !
I don't think I should, but I want you
Synopsis: When Lia sends Michael a late night demand to meet her at the pool, he knows it’s a petty play at revenge for disrupting her sleep the night before. He goes anyway—always does. Because no matter how hard he tries, he can never resist the pull of her. After all, no one else is quite like Lia Zhang.
Song Inspo: Doomed by Tate McRae
@thenaturalshq @silvermoon34
Michaelia cooking headcanons (Michaelia week: food prompt)
There is a reason Judd keeps them far far away from the kitchen, but that doesn't mean they won't try their hand in tormenting the entire house.
Lia always insists on Michael wearing an apron because she lives for making fun of him and has a collection of photos in her phone labeled "Domestic Michael Alexander Thomas Townsend".
Michael does not know that collection exists or else he would set Lia's phone on fire.
He likes his eggs over easy and she likes them sunny side up which always causes them to argue when they're on breakfast duty (spoiler: Lia wins.)
He helped Judd make some homemade ice cream for Lia's alleged birthday (well most likely just made things difficult for Judd but hey at least he tried)
Some of their cooking experiences has led to the most aggressive food fights you've ever seen. Lia started throwing flour at him to make her point and Michael rubbed chocolate powder all over her hair.
Veronica stopped this and ordered them to go take a shower. She did not mean take a shower together and start another war in there but still.
You could not PAY him to touch mint ice cream but it's Lia's favorite.
He overcooks things and calls them perfectly roasted and she doesn't cook them enough and if you make a single comment about it your life is forfeit.
Dean has caught them making out over the food on the stove multiple times and has gone back to Cassie traumatized down to his soul.
I'm talking Michael fully pinning her to the counter and Lia grabbing his hair while the spaghetti wails in the pot if you were curious.
Sloane gives a list of food to Michael, data over the years she collected that Lia likes. When they were off, Michael and Sloane spent an entire evening trying to make french toast and pancakes only for Michael to pretend Sloane made all of those because he's too proud to apologize (Lia finds out he's lying anyways)
He's allergic to cinnamon and she uses this against him when he pisses her off (mildly)
She pretends the sour patches she buys are for herself but really they're for him because he prefers things sour.
Whenever they are on a grocery run they purposefully mess up requests and act innocent. Michael specifically will mess Dean's up if he has any when Lia isn't looking.
Whenever they're banned from cooking with each other or they have an argument they find ridiculous reasons to criticize each other's food like "Lia are you positive you didn't use sugar instead of salt? They look awfully alike." Or "Michael dearest I believe your definition of cooked potatoes needs some work."
The concept of recipes is non existent to them. They go by the flow✌️
When he was at the academy with Dean and Sloane in twelve he called her daily for the sole reason of complaining about the horrible food (this is an excuse btw he missed her) and her response was basically "this is karma on your ass"🥰
@thenaturalshq
are you playing? truth or dare
now you care? truth or dare
are you playing? truth or -
idk if this counts as a dare but yay michaelia week!
dividers by @uzmacchiato
image credits pinterest #notmine
@thenaturalshq
idek if this counts for dares but whatever HAPPY MICHAELIA WEEK!
[ @faye12344 ] [ @thenaturalshq ]
Truth
Dare
Spin bottles
You know
how to ball
I know
Aristotle
This is my first moodboard in tumblr ever so I did my best for Michaelia week <3 @thenaturalshq
Dividers by @uzmacchiato
Lia's Dares:
Dared Michael to let her dye his hair pink for a week
Dared Michael to let her take his new car out for a test drive (he ended up coming with her and riding shotgun the entire time for "safety purposes," and they ended up blasting loud music and having a lot of fun)
Dared Michael to speak in a British accent for an hour (it ended up annoying her more than she thought when he kept it up for the whole day)
Dared Michael to try to sneak up on Agent Sterling (it ended with Michael getting flipped over her shoulder)
Dared Michael to eat the world's hottest chip without making a face (he kept it up for a solid minute, but then caved and needed milk)
Dared Michael to ask Judd to read him a bedtime story (Judd handed him a case file for bed instead)
Dared Michael to go skinny dipping in the pool (Agent Starmans saw him through the window and gave a disgusted expression, but Michael just winked at him)
Dared him to do a TikTok dance with Cassie and keep insisting it wasn't perfect so they had to redo it (it took fifteen attempts for her to give up)
Dared Michael to wear a blindfold for a whole day so he wouldn't read her expressions
Michael's Dares:
Dared Lia to be nice to him for a week (it didn't work out as he intended when she was passive-aggressive the whole time)
Dared Lia to tell Judd she's pregnant (he just walked away)
Dared Lia to give him a hug every morning for a week (she normally hates hugs, but did it anyways, and he accepted with the most obnoxious expression on his face each time)
Dared Lia to gaslight Sloane into believing an absurd fake fact about flamingos being naturally purple (they ended up going back and forth for a whole hour and a half about it)
Dared Lia to sneak into Dean's room, steal his favorite jacket, and wear it around all day (she did it, and he noticed, but he let her wear it anyways and didn't ask for it back)
Dared Lia to fake an argument with him in front of the house to see whose side they took (Dean took Lia's, Sloane stayed neutral which Michael got offended about, Celine took Lia's just to mess with Michael, Judd didn't care, and Cassie initially stayed out of it but took Michael's when he insisted he was being ganged up on)
Dared Lia to let him dress her for a whole week (he ended up picking the most absurd, ridiculous outfits in her closet, except for the last night when he dressed her in lingerie...)
Dared Lia to flirt with Celine out of the blue (Celine caught on and both of them flirted ten times harder to mess with him)
@thenaturalshq @silvermoon34
Let me Start by saying, happy Michaelia week!
For the dares prompt, presented to you from the depth of my twisted mind, here comes Heartburn!
In an AU where Michael hasn't joined the naturals program yet, things slowly start to go sideways when Lia Zhang meets the one and only Townsend heir in the back of a very questionable bar. Spoiler: things are not going well for him.
Hope you enjoy and please tell what you think, I'd love to hear all of your thoughts, whether it's here or on Ao3!
@thenaturalshq