castratecapuchin thoughts on THE samisa podcast (watchable here). thank you cat, our number one honorary fujoshi in crime
the little look at each other when cat says the fans call them samisa…. ohhh they definitely know. very sorry abt whatever they have come across
MISA LACKS VOLUME CONTROL!!!! this is important to #me. he’s not extroverted loud but “just LOUD” says dickie. i can imagine him not being able to carry a whisper conversation well at all
misa calls toff ty like cat does…. thinking
sam talking about how they were almost late to a morning meeting bc they slept through their alarm and he had to set another one. misa thought that the meeting was at 11 when it was at 10:50… dickie stressing and trying to get them there on time. continue to bicker endlessly over who woke up and when as cat giggles. yeah seems gay and domestic
we are bouncing from being late, to sleep talking, to ghosts. god they’re like frat bros who are also a married couple
samisa on their own island believing their ghost experience in the hotel and no one else believing them (besides instigator cat toffoli). they are team ghosts are real, and toff, goody, reavo are team no ghosts
why is sam so horrified at the idea of misa sleep walking. he’s been traumatized over the sleep talking i think, seeming genuinely concerned abt whether or not you’re supposed to wake up someone sleep walking. misa is saying morbid things in his sleep (#goodword)
“no, no, i won’t do it again, i promise.” is the kind of things misa is saying in his sleep??? “in a scared voice”?? there are many opportunities here for hurt/comfort and you do not have to look hard for them
misa lives in a separate part of the toffoli house. i will ignore this for my own nefarious rpf fun but good for them and how loud is misa screaming at rocket league for cat to hear him??
sam: “he’s incompetent at like figuring anything out. he always goes— he always asks me questions that i have like no idea the answer to.” -> “it’s not a bad thing, it’s just a thing, your thing [abt being loud]” okay sam, you are fond of that boy. switches from making fun of him to comforting the second misa gets even the littlest bit insecure
sam: “you just assumed i like knew!” misa: “you should, you’re a smart guy.” and dickie folds IMMEDIATELY. first off, okay sam is easily manipulated/placated/calmed down by misa and his soft spoken praise… got it. second off, misa has so much faith in sam. he does think he’s a smart guy and he does believe that dickie has anything and everything under control
michael misa number one question asker. both cat and sam heavily agree with this and i am intrigued. he’s a curious guy, he wants to know what’s going on and he trusts that sam will already know
cat on the samisa boat right with us. sam is more chatty, misa is more soft spoken and therefore they compliment each other so well
dickie sort of getting cat’s question wrong about his “i’ve made it moment in the nhl” and misa still completely agreeing with him. then sam not wanting to cut misa off, then sam saying let’s just combine our answers. hmmm package deal, one might say
shoutout to misa licking and biting his lips this entire pod. no wonder your mouth is so red, this is perfect for the rpf narratives. sam getting distracted by misa constantly worrying his lips (did not happen. but it could)
sam is vaguely abrasive at times and misa is just sitting there smiling. GET UPPP MISA
playing against each other since they were ten, joined the same agency at 14/15 and became friendly acquaintances, then quickly became friends after they were both drafted to the sharks
sam: “everyone would be like chirping each other and then me and misa would skate by each other and like laugh at each other” even friendly when they were supposed to be rivals. makes me think that sam was just endeared by misa from the get go
misa: “i hated everyone on london but i like dick.” classic, beautiful, hilarious, please never gain awareness of your words before they come out of your mouth. sam is trying so so so hard not to burst out laughing. misa says “dick’s great” not even a minute later. what are we doing here
this almost immediately into “keep michael misa loose” and “thank god for you sam, to do that for him” cat you may be the number one instigator here
nicknames for sam: dick, dick man, the dickens (by toff), dickie, lil dickie
nicknames for misa: mis, mike, misa misa, misa miso, miso soup (seemingly annoying but true to misa), idiot
learning that reavo has a handshake (or dance, ex. sam) with everyone but misa. #StopBullying. and apparently misa is always standing watching sam and reavo do their dance, laughing at them bc “he can’t control himself” i am endeared. sam and reavo getting mad at misa for laughing
STOP THE CAMERAS!!!!!! i am sure this is not the the case but right before sam & misa demonstrate the reavo dance (30:17), it really sounds like sam calls misa “babe”….. like it surely isn’t but… i don’t even have to put my rpf goggles on to hear it. someone on here has posted it before but wow, they are right!!!
“do you want to be reavo?” “no.” “you have to be reavo” and misa puts up zero fight abt it… i know what you are
misa: “i wasn’t trying to be a mega beauty—“ sam: “you are a mega beauty! we’ve been over this with big vin.” how have we talked abt this before???? “he wakes up every morning and he takes beauty pills.” sam??? hello??? and misa so awkwardly saying no sam takes beauty pills, in a long winded way. okay, yeah misa cannot chirp. but we’re domestically arguing about compliments and being a locker room guy. hilariously close to the “i’m nothingburger/you’re awesomesauce” meme
misa laughing while sam complains that misa is not a morning person, not fun to be around before 11:00AM, and mopes around the rink
bickering every other sentence!!!!! misa says he doesn’t remember the “hi baby” incident/only heard cat saying hey so he replied. what im hearing is that misa will respond to any nickname/petname ever. sam is laughing at him so hard, very obvious that misa has been mocked relentlessly for this and im okay with that
michael misa can NOT do laundry. gross boyfailure of a man (i kid, mostly). cat gave sam the shrunken sweater?? i assume to show on the pod but also it’s funnier to imagine that they are either laughing at misa together or sam is so ingrained into the toffoli household that it’s not weird
most likely to lose their phone: misa (“obviously” says sam, repeatedly) — side note, misa lost his wallet???? the night before the pod??
most likely to survive on a deserted island: they both think it’s themselves. cat is trying to back misa up and sam is not impressed. inversely, misa is not convinced abt sam’s “survival instincts” cat is playing both sides
most likely to cry during a movie: both think it’s each other. misa says it’s sam bc he’s seen him cry before, after losing at the mem cup. sam are you still butthurt abt losing in the mem cup? it seems that way… misa trying to backtrack by saying he does cry but he hasn’t done it in awhile so sam wouldn’t have the opportunity to have seen him cry. sam saying “alright, beauty” get out of here!!!!
who has the better style: both agree on misa. yet sam HATES misa’s leather jacket. misa saying “but goody liked it” and sam strangely genuinely (? i can’t tell) saying that he might be giving a misa a hard time about it. seeing visions of misa not understanding chirps and sam looking out for him. also another instance of sam getting softer with misa
them trying to bring bucket hats back but being chirped by everyone. samisa back on their own little gay island. also toff facetimed cat to show misa in his bucket hat, found family strikes again!
sam adjusting the hat very cutely on misa’s head and misa giving him insane heart eyes… it happens for like 2 seconds but i am taking note of it
who has better hair: both agree on misa but maybe not if sam actually had hair and not the buzz cut. misa saying maybe he’ll buzz his head over the summer…. do what you want but i will laugh and maybe mourn a little. number one guy sam wants to see with a buzz cut is toff (or will), cat says she would be horrified and deeply mad at the boys
most likely to be scared about something random: they agree on both of them. scaredy cats stick together!! the ghosts can’t get them both
most likely to crash out: they agree on both of them again. apparently they’ve seen each other crash out before— “bound to happen when you spend that much time on the road together” says sam…. i am #intrigued once more. why are you smiling so wide, misa??
continue to bicker over who’s more athletic besides hockey.. domestic married frat bros
sam is a big music person!! knows lyrics, knows songs, likes a lot of genres. he “tries to teach mis” but misa just plays the same five songs always
my main takeaways are wow, they bicker a lot, and rpf is alive and well!!!! sam is very clearly the ring leader when it comes to their antics and social engagements but misa just genuinely seems like a happy guy, a true idgaf-er while sam… he cares. i stick strongly to my comparison of them as married frat bros
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