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i think anakin is definitely one of those, "well, it happened to me and i'm basically fine, so it can't possibly be all that bad," like the space version of the most annoying boomer possible. but the list of things that happened to anakin is just so extensively terrible that it's nearly impossible to explain to him how bad it actually is if he doesn't already get it. i think obi-wan has to spend weeks convincing his thirteen year old that child labor is bad, actually, and seven year olds shouldn't have jobs, and anakin's well-thought-out, highly intelligent response is, "what's so bad about it? at least they get paid." and obi-wan just barks WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT CHILD LABOR? ARE YOU ASKING ME WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT CHILD LABOR? CAN WE RETHINK THE STATEMENT FROM THE BEGINNING? whenever the discussion to raise the space minimum wage comes up, everyone has to herd anakin out of the room, because he very literally thinks that people should be grateful they get paid at all to begin with. the people around him just kind of fidget uncomfortably and stare into the middle distance, internally begging anakin to stop accidentally vomiting his childhood trauma everywhere
Anakins an oil spill that's actively burning and I love him. Like he didn't ask to be ignited but he will start fires anyways causing permanent damage to both himself and his surroundings. It's great he's such a sad little furnace. The little toaster that Can Kill You. (Thank you for enabling my deranged ramblings.)
you have this guy who is indoctrinated into this mindset of body-as-property, life-as-capital, from the time he's born. you have this guy who never doesn't relate to the world through a lens where he and everyone he cares about can be killed with the press of a button. it's indescribable, instantaneous access to violence, that people can be bought and sold and then condemned to a horrible, macabre death in seconds, that you could blink and for whatever reason, the person next to you is mincemeat, smithereens of a smoking corpse next to you, and this is not reliant on failure. there is fundamentally nothing you can do to mitigate that violence, because you're property, you're owned, you belong to someone and as a belonging you can be broken if they so choose it. anakin's interests in piloting and mechanics are developed from being exploited for child labor, coerced by, "hey, i can kill you, i can kill your mother, i can kill your friends, just if i feel like it. you can die in seconds. i don't even have to tell you. i can kill you from anywhere. you can't hide from me; you can't run away."
i have seen so little discussion about how the instantaneous, all-encompassing nature of what slave transmitters can do would affect the people implanted with them - of course anakin thinks Might Makes Right, he lived Might Makes Right. of course anakin thinks if you hit something hard enough, if you scare it and threaten it enough, it'll obey you, because that happened to him. he falls into such endless patterns of this bleak, bleak worldview where acts of service and violence are tied with love, in large part because someone he trusted intimately wanted him to think that way, and made it so. i mean i think anakin's life is just such a depressing thing because he left slavery but he never lost the primal fucking terror of living in a situation where you and your loved ones could die in seconds just for someone's amusement, he never lost the interpretation of the world as immediately involving someone in charge of him, and in large part this is because someone keyed into his vulnerabilities when he was young and then actively made them worse. i think ultimately it's just such a crushing story because anakin didn't want his life to go that way just as much as everyone else would have greatly preferred it if he Didn't Do That, but, you know - anakin's so desperate for stability, for happiness, that he destroys his own chances of it, sentences himself to an existence so blisteringly awful that the kindest thing that happens to him is death. like that's just so fucked up. i can't get enough
i'm pulling a full 180 heel-face-turn on my anakin skywalker opinions. i no longer think anakin skywalker's childhood trauma was the gas in the engine that made him a monster. i actually think it's less about that and more about traumatic brain injuries #1-#4,002, and if anyone had ever done a brain scan on darth vader they might have been able to diagnose him with a bad, bad case of Holy Shit disease, wherein his brain tissue is so scarred from TBIs #1-#4,002 it no longer appears like it should function at all. my reasoning for this: that man has been a pilot since the age of nine, and i don't think that small child had a very good helmet for the space death NASCAR he was participating in.
anakin drags himself out of a cockpit having burst every blood vessel in both of his eyes, about to pass out from decompression sickness, having formed entirely new brain lesions, and we still have the audacity to ask, "but what was wrong with him?" maybe it's been the brain damage this entire time. he was so bad at emotional regulation because his brain tissue got pummeled to shit for years because he's a fucking pilot. that's also what happened to his spinal cord
anakin gets a t-shirt that says "i was written into a dave filoni plot and all i got was" and then it's this jpeg
CURRENTLY INSANE ABOUT: anakin being a former slave with great big damages surrounding the word “master” and anakin still calling obi-wan “master” affectionately even after he’s no longer a padawan, anakin thinking of obi-wan as like a father to him, anakin thinking of palpatine as family and like a father to him, the fact that vader refers to palpatine directly as “my master” and how it’s religious tradition, affection, and childhood trauma wrapped into one Psychological Malfeasance Tangle
anakin enjoys piloting and mechanics, which isn’t fucked up at all until you remember that as a child he was exploited for labor in a junk shop and forced to participate in podraces that were all but guaranteed to kill him (which he only survived because he is literally psychic) and ended up identifying with the confines of his small, miserable existence. he obsesses to an insane extent over the first person who seems to be shocked and horrified that slavery exists, as in he literally falls in love with the first person who looks at him and assumes he’s free, and spends the actual rest of his life torn up over that. i would ask “what the fuck was wrong with him” except i a) know exactly what was wrong with him and b) the right question is more like “what wasn’t wrong with him”
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thinking about how the one thing "chosen ones" don't have is a choice.
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“Now, be brave and don’t look back. Don’t look back.”
this is from the lost command (literally just posted about it, lol) but i do still think this is an underexplored angle of the ANAKIN SKYWALKER WAS WEAK I DESTROYED HIM idea in recent years - in the OT vader never thunders about having killed anakin skywalker, he says that he's given up the name, which i originally thought was an important distinction. he never says that he's not anakin skywalker - he says that having been anakin skywalker is meaningless to him now, that it's only history. which is, frankly, a lot more relaxed than I DESTROYED HIM!!! which we see in rebels and more recently the OWK show.
i think this perspective - this idea that vader attaches the end of anakin skywalker not as a murder he committed, but as a part of him that died when padme did - fits the nature if the narrative much better, so i'm choosing to read this as more of the truth of the situation, and when vader bellows HE WAS WEAK!!!! at [insert ghost of the past haunting him] it's all agonized bluster.
vader as a character is bookended by death; anakin starts becoming vader when his mother dies in a symbolic way, the process is complete when padme dies, he can only cease to be darth vader when palpatine dies. lucas was definitely going for an infinite cycle of death and rebirth and human phoenix and interlocked with cosmic fate vibes, and i like that this comic depicts vader as more or less kind of aware of that.
There’s a tendency to describe Vader as a slave to Sidious - I’ve done it too- because of his servitute and the sheer dramatic irony of it- but the lines Obi Wan spoke to Reva about her being free kind of drive home the point that while Vader is a servant, he too is a free man. He can still choose not to swing his blade. He can still choose to walk away. Like Reva does. What he has with Sidious is in many ways a classic abusive relationship and it hurts to watch. But he’s not a slave.
Anakin is an ex-slave stuck in a slave mentality (because he never healed from this trauma) and explicitly refers to Sidious as his Master whom he must obey.
He even tells Luke: “He is your Master now”.
This is way beyond an abusive relationship. Vader literally saw himself enslaved to Sidious.
This fact is vital when exploring their relationship and Anakin’s psychology.
There is a scene in the ROTJ radio drama where Vader literally refers to himself as a slave and offers Luke as a slave to Sidious.
You can listen to it on the Internet Archive, at timestamp 24:20 of part 5, as Vader brings Luke before Palpatine.
Vader: I have brought our new slave as you’ve commanded, my master.
Palpatine: Ahhh.
Luke: Your prisoner, but not your slave, Palpatine!
Palpatine: Welcome to my new Death Star, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you.
This aired in 1996, before the prequels movies. And it’s clear that these references were deliberate and blatant seeds or a sneak preview of what was to come of Anakin’s origins:
According to a Wiki note: “additional material was contributed by John Whitman, who introduced changes required for continuity with the newly developed plan for the prequels, as well as changes identified by the director and cast.”
okay a) thank you previous reblog for this RIVETING information, i am absolutely filled with delight to discover a new way in which star wars has become incredibly and deeply fucked up, and riveted to discover that the radio dramas even decades later continue to totally own, and b) sorry to tag along on a post you’re already getting discussion on, OP, but this is one of my favorite things to chew on with relation to vader, and i think there’s room for nuance in this discussion i think hasn’t really come up yet, and i’ve had two redbulls in the last two hours so i’m just flying straight into it. apologies for this happening in your activity section, it was a convenient jumping off point i happened across.
i think there’s layers to this, because as everything is, this really isn’t an all-or-nothing truth. slave as a definition for what vader is comes up because that’s how vader thinks of it, that’s how vader phrases it, that’s what’s significant to his backstory; there are countless times in EU materials (of varying levels of canon) that vader likens palpatine to a slaveowner, but that’s of course going to happen, because part of vader’s character arc is this absolute inability to ever move on from anything that happened to him, his vicious childhood included. and that’s also kind of how that suffering manifests, too - like, i think obi-wan loved anakin more than anything, and that obi-wan was capable of this beautiful, genuine love for anakin that is absolutely profound and endlessly giving, but that was never going to underwrite years of childhood suffering that gets codified in the mind as instinct, and if obi-wan moved too fast, i absolutely think his padawan flinched, expecting to get hit. that’s your brain on Everything I’ve Ever Known Has Been Tainted By Exploitation And Violence disease. we largely can’t rely on vader to have an objective view of pretty much almost anything, but especially his own relationship to palpatine, a thing that is corrugated by years and years of layered abuse and manipulation and Everything I’ve Ever Known Has Been Tainted By Exploitation And Violence Disease.
vader saw himself as enslaved to sidious, but this is an inevitable follow-through of his psychology; he was always going to. in the skywalker: a family at war novel, anakin (this excerpt is from the time of the wrong jedi arc) thinks about how he wants to leave with ahsoka, but he felt he owed the jedi too much, because they had freed him from slavery. the jedi order never had to hold that over anakin’s head for him to think that way; it was an inevitable truth of a kid raised to be exploited for labor, that “i owe something my service” is an inevitable thought pattern from a guy who was raised with a bomb in his body coercing his compliance. that thought process needs no exacerbation; it’s embedded, it’s constant, it’s forever, it’s the thing anakin is chained to in perpetuity, that open wound that lets in the infection that is everything else wrong with anakin that stacked together to form the second worst guy the galaxy ever churned out. the truth is that palpatine has to pull very few levers to shove vader in this mental box of, “wow, eternal servitude until i die,” because that’s just how vader thinks, in a way that i think began before palpatine had a hand in it. palpatine can quite easily reap the rewards of pursuing a psychologically turbofucked nine year old.
i think what’s most telling, more telling than how vader approaches it, is how palpatine thinks about vader, and there are countless times where palpatine claims vader specifically as a possession. in darth vader and the ninth assassin, palpatine’s ending note in his head to vader was, “i now know that you are mine, mine for as long as i will have you.” in the ROTS novelization, palpatine has this insanely creepy paragraph where he regards vader during his Vadering Surgery, and is thinking about how vader is the crown jewel of the sith and the armor is a wicked jewel box designed to preserve him, ian mcdiarmid’s personal reading of the scene where palpatine finds vader’s roasted, miserable carcass on mustafar is that vader is one of the few things palpatine cares about in a way that even remotely approaches human. there’s this (wildly horrifying) passage from palpatine’s book of monsters:
forget thinking of vader as a person, this passage would imply palpatine barely thought of him as human, to such a point that the choice that is the culmination of the series, this great celebratory moment, the realization of this innate power of love and compassion, is simply just a beaten dog turning on its owner. vader has become at this point such a non-entity to palpatine that even killing him isn’t a choice vader makes because he is a man and therefore he has a choice about what to be, but palpatine forgetting to properly muzzle his rottweiler and getting his throat ripped out. palpatine even says that he enjoyed the turbofucking of this guy to such an extent that even knowing vader would throw him down a reactor shaft, his response was, “i derived so much joy from that torment that i would be willingly killed by him to do it all over again.”
vader can absolutely choose to stop his bloodsoaked reign of terror, and he should. i mean even under the threat of death or everlasting torment, vader should choose to stop his bloodsoaked reign of terror, regardless of any consequences there is to not going through with it, if vader were the good guy, he would lay down his weapon - but also if vader were the good guy, he wouldn’t be in this impossible position in the first place, so inevitably he was never going to cease his mad festivities until he was sufficiently convinced he could. but i do think the reality is that, if vader had somehow come to the conclusion to stop the bloodshed and refused to clock in to his 24/7 shift in the empire’s Forever War, palpatine would never have let him get away with that, because palpatine has a demonstrable, marked investment if not in vader as a person, but in vader as a monster.
if vader tried to walk away, if he somehow sustained heavy brain damage that somehow magically fixed his inability to function as a regular human person and decided Fuck My Boss, I Quit, he can’t just disappear into nowhere. there’s legitimately no escape from the hell he made for himself unless palpatine dies or he does, and this is kind of proven by the fact that in all the times in the EU (and in the films) that vader attempts to change his material circumstances, it involves either trying to off himself or palpatine through various means. in vader’s mind this constitutes slavery, because a predominant feature of that state would’ve been this idea that only extreme violence can put an end to it, in that either slaves revolt or slaves get blown up or children manage to go do Nascar But Make It Bloodsport and secure freedom via a jedi knight who gets stabbed to death a day later on the same day that this nine year old tastes war for the first time. palpatine seems to approach this with enthusiasm that’s somewhere between an evangelical adoption, a guy who bought an ex-fighting dog and now jokes about siccing it on people through facebook statuses, and one of those car guys who absolutely will not shut up about his custom modifications. i don’t think he thinks of vader as his slave but he definitely thinks of vader as strictly his, and maybe in his own horrible way even loves vader, but the kind of damage that affection coming from so horrible a guy does is just boundless. palpatine loves his stupid little sith apprentice exactly the way a rattlesnake loves the mouse it’s swallowing whole.
technically speaking their relationship only constitutes slavery if vader isn’t compensated for his labor, which gets into distressing questions like, “does darth vader have a space bank account? does darth vader pay space taxes?” but a thing need not be ‘slavery’ by definition to be all-encompassing in its breadth, because in a lot of ways, what vader has with sidious isn’t a classic abusive relationship. it’s markedly much, much worse, in pretty much every respect, in every fashion possible; vader has known palpatine since he was but a wee nine year old, but by the time of ROTJ, palpatine will have been the focal point of his life for the immense majority of it, nearly forty years of it. for most of that, palpatine has dictated not only vader’s to-do list, but also has granular control over vader’s health; and how deeply that control runs varies by how comfortable someone is with making star wars a total fridge horror, but at the very least palpatine dictated vader’s appearance, voice and body at the end of ROTS, essentially shredding what remained of the anakin skywalker before palpatine ever met him and replacing it with this new, terrifying creature that is palpatine’s creation alone. even if the armor is a livable, desirable environment, even, the fact that palpatine deprives vader of any choice in the course of choosing the life he has to live for the rest of his life is an absurd level of power over someone. i mean, palpatine got to choose whether vader saw colors for the rest of his life. that’s somewhere between your controlling, abusive father and motherfucking jigsaw from the saw franchise, and that’s not a situation that has an conceivable real-world parallel. it’s so extensive as to be obscene, and that’s before describing any further EU content that actually somehow manages to make that worse.
the truth is that i think vader felt like palpatine’s slave, and regardless of whether that is by definition the truth, it’s a bitter reality that vader was never, ever going to get away from palpatine without one or both of them dying. i don’t think “just walk away” was going to be an option for him as it was for reva - palpatine has infinite resources and infinite will to extend them, and he spent over a decade turning anakin skywalker into a Fuck-Your-Life-To-Pieces Machine, he has quite a bit of investment in this extended project. palpatine would never have let him go, vader never believed he could kill palpatine until luke burst onto the scene, and all of vader’s (numerous, and usually dramatic) attempts to off himself totally failed, and at least one of those attempts in the EU ended with palpatine standing over him like, remember, i will literally drag your soul back from space hell if you so much as consider ditching me, live laugh love babe. vader isn’t entirely free to be a lone actor and do as he pleases and there’s every reason to believe that if he refuses to carry out the emperor’s commands, the retribution for that would somehow manage to reach new levels of horror, as if vader and palpatine don’t simultaneously re-enact several gothic horror novels and at least one cronenberg-esque movie literally all the time. should vader, morally, still have chosen to stop the bloodshed, despite the raw impossibility of his situation? yeah, probably. i think he can be both culpable for his beautiful, beautiful crimes against humanity and also a guy haunted relentlessly by the shade of the emperor, placed into a situation where the only feasible solutions are “agony” and “agony 2″ and the only way out is to kill people and hope someone gets a lucky shot in later.
CANNOT get over darth vader. never can never will. after vader gets dunked in the ballpit of shame (a raging river of lava) palpatine drags that grizzled piece of the sludge in the grease trap of the flat top burdened with conscious thought to a doctor, and you know, in legends, it's a real hackjob of a surgery, is the thing. there's a part during the surgery in legends where the droids realize that the off-the-shelf best buy prosthetic legs they picked up to attach to vader are not going to be physically strong enough to hold the weight of vader and his armor, because the armor's that heavy, and one of the droids goes SHIT and they have to rush to reinforce the legs with a little extra steel while vader's no-anesthetic-deep just moaning in agony on the table. they had to take a quick fifteen for this. do you think the reason vader's so much taller than anakin is because they got the wrong legs from target? it was just kind of a whoopsie? they take this motherfucker to space west coast customs, jack him all the way up, and at the end these droids are panicking like "oh my god, we ruined the entirety of this guy's business on a permanent basis, the emperor's totally going to hate us forever" and droid #5 is like hold on, i can save our asses. and takes a quick fifteen to hit up the autozone for metal polish. and is like dude, listen, if we make him SO shiny, the emperor can't see all the things we fucked up. and that was CANON once. it's like tom and jerry did this stupid surgery and then left a cartoon hammer in his abdominal cavity
taking star wars too seriously is a disease and not to risk contracting it but, i will be straight up with you, really horrible things happen to the human brain when it can't experience sensory input, because it's designed to. feeling the same physical sensations on the skin for twenty four years is insanity. not being able to perceive sunlight for long periods of time is well-documented as one of the most mentally taxing things about polar and space exploration, social isolation is crushing, just the reality of being forcefully cut off from external stimuli is tantamount to torture. the idea that the armor is also physically unbearable on top of that is crazy. that's just an insane amount of damage to put someone's brain through and then expect that person to maintain a position of importance in your military. palpatine was batshit.
anakin is the last rotting dregs of the human soul once it has been exploited beyond the ability to recognize innate value in any life, the infected creation of person raised as property with a weapon buried in his body who has chosen to embrace the violence that destroyed him. he is also, my babygirl. i hope you have no confusions.
There’s a tendency to describe Vader as a slave to Sidious - I’ve done it too- because of his servitute and the sheer dramatic irony of it- but the lines Obi Wan spoke to Reva about her being free kind of drive home the point that while Vader is a servant, he too is a free man. He can still choose not to swing his blade. He can still choose to walk away. Like Reva does. What he has with Sidious is in many ways a classic abusive relationship and it hurts to watch. But he’s not a slave.
Anakin is an ex-slave stuck in a slave mentality (because he never healed from this trauma) and explicitly refers to Sidious as his Master whom he must obey.
He even tells Luke: “He is your Master now”.
This is way beyond an abusive relationship. Vader literally saw himself enslaved to Sidious.
This fact is vital when exploring their relationship and Anakin’s psychology.
There is a scene in the ROTJ radio drama where Vader literally refers to himself as a slave and offers Luke as a slave to Sidious.
You can listen to it on the Internet Archive, at timestamp 24:20 of part 5, as Vader brings Luke before Palpatine.
Vader: I have brought our new slave as you’ve commanded, my master.
Palpatine: Ahhh.
Luke: Your prisoner, but not your slave, Palpatine!
Palpatine: Welcome to my new Death Star, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you.
This aired in 1996, before the prequels movies. And it’s clear that these references were deliberate and blatant seeds or a sneak preview of what was to come of Anakin’s origins:
According to a Wiki note: “additional material was contributed by John Whitman, who introduced changes required for continuity with the newly developed plan for the prequels, as well as changes identified by the director and cast.”
Its not even just that Anakin has a slave’s mentality. Anakin’s suit has an off switch meaning Palpatine can turn him on and off at will. Anakin has a comm in his suit, so Palpatine can comm him anywhere in the galaxy, with the added implication that he can track him too. On top of all that, how do you hide in a suit like that if you even could flee? You’d stick out like a sore thumb. There’s no way Anakin can go anywhere without Palpatine’s permission or knowledge.
What this means is that Anakin cannot leave Palpatine, even apart from his psychological conditioning. He truly is enslaved. And if he messes up he is tortured more than he already is.
Anakin’s only options here are to act as a double agent for the rebels or kill Palpatine. Alternatively, he can refuse to act and be tortured and hopefully killed. Like all other slaves, risking getting ”blown up" or suffering severe bodily harm is an option. It’s not much of one, but it is an option.
Most slave-masters won’t do that though. They’ve invested too much into their slaves. They don’t want to throw that away, or even hurt them so much they can’t work if they can avoid it. Vader is Palpatine’s trophy. He’s not throwing him away if he doesn’t have to, so torture and torture alone it is. After being tortured again and again, would you fail? Would you say no, when you know full well that if you don’t kill those people, someone else will? So what’s the point? People die either way, but at least you’re not being tortured. Most people’s wills would break under these circumstances. It might not make it right, but it is very human.
Oh, and lest Vader get ideas anyway, Palpatine also has him drugged. This traps him further by putting him in more pain and keeping him angry. It would not shock me if these drugs were also highly addictive. Drugs have been used to control slaves and soldiers throughout history. This keeps Anakin coming back to Palpatine for that Sith drug.
Reva has more agency and freedom because Palpatine cares about her less than Vader and does not see her as much of a theat. She’s not his crowning jewel. What Reva can or can’t do, does not make Anakin any less Palpatine’s slave. Reva’s circumstances and Vader’s are different. There are things he can do certainly, and he’s culpable for that, but he can’t just walk away. His options are quite limited.